Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

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"For the last time I told you idiots, just because sleep sort works in O(n) time, doesn't mean it's faster."
"For the last time I told you…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop. When its all fixed I'll show you how I did it so you can fix it next time." "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
Steven and Brian are so limited in their understanding of technology. I am helping them with the bad design ideas they came up with and I am going to have to make this into a REAL game!
Steven and Brian are so limit…
"Seriously, Barbie?" says Skipper. Can I please play a game that doesn't conform to gender stereotypes?"
"Seriously, Barbie?" says Ski…
"So," says Barbie, "I have an idea for a game. You'll hate it, though. It's about an 18 year old girl subverting gender stereotypes by going to college in a STEM field of the player's choice. She'll have to battle chauvinistic classmates and teachers, while facing realistic young adult problems. I know it's not what you usually look at, but take a break from being sexist douchebags for once. Here, I have the blueprints.
"So," says Barbie, "I have an…
Of course...the girl's laptop has or be fucking PINK.
Of course...the girl's laptop…
You can help, but this is MY fucking project. Okay? Great. Let's get started.
You can help, but this is MY …
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Mrs Smith inspects the game carefully "This isn't your best work, Barbie. There are a few glitches that need fixing." Barbie was upset her game wasn't perfect but knew how to take criticism and after spent her time fixing the complicated glitches. The next day she showed Ms Smith the improved game, it was so good she got an A+!
At computer class, Barbie pre…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library to show them her new virtual machine with polymophic and methamorphic capability for PE protection.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I'm waiting for Ubuntu to finish installing," Barbie explained. "Going through and disabling the Amazon results and other data-mining bullshit is a bit of a pain, but Samba works out of the box and at least I can install a third-party dock if necessary."
"I'm waiting for Ubuntu to fi…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Says who" says Barbie. "Don't let these blonde highlights and "D" cups overlook my sharp qualities! On second though....go home I don't need your help."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"Why don't you implement the algorithm in Matlab?" asks the teacher. "I'd rather do something useful with my time, like stare at this puppy for five hours or write the code in a language that is not an embarassment for humanity" Barbie answers with a smile.
"Why don't you implement the …
I've had a look to some tutorials on youtube on how to open the computer to replace both battery and screen of my laptop. I bought the battery online, I read some forums to know where to buy it, and then I recycled the screen from an old laptop. And it works! I'm so proud!
I've had a look to some tutor…
Men are unnecessary.
Men are unnecessary.
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper, "so let's see what your bozo friends suggest in place of the easy things you have mentioned before, and could easily do now."
Barbie tries to email her des…
"I feel nothing for this dog drawing"
"I feel nothing for this dog …
As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "I'm looking at the screen, and I think you're confusing MICR coding with binary numbers."
As soon as class begins, Barb…
Barbie tries to execute her code, but continuously throws a SEGFAULT. Skipper and Barbie both pour over GDB memory traces, but can't spot the offending section "Well, I've definitely got a memory overflow somewhere," says Barbie.
Barbie tries to execute her c…
"Augh!" Barbie cried. "I didn't tell you that you could reach for this CD! Now I'm going to have to report you to HR for sexual harassment!"
"Augh!" Barbie cried. "I didn…
"Wow!" Steve says to Todd. "Stay away from that total bitch! She's forever spouting off about gender equality, even when talking about the weather!"
"Wow!" Steve says to Todd. "S…
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