Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Barbie, home at last and tired from a 24-hour beat-the-deadline coding session, bumped her sister into her laptop. "I love to code, but I have to take better care of myself too. Work/life balance is important!
Barbie, home at last and tire…
"I'm only creating the 3d rigid body simulation for our new game," Barbie says, laughing. "I asked Steven and Brian if they would be so nice and make some quick unit tests!"
"I'm only creating the 3d rig…
The boys were struggling with an oops in the upcoming version of their kernel so went to Barbie for help. "See" said Barbie, "it's a simple use-after-free" error, "c'mon guys this is basic, get your shit together". Barbie ran the trinity fuzzer for 5 days then submitted the patch to the LKML. Instantly, she got trolled with rape threats for not running checkpatch.pl so she wrote to the mothers of all the other devs. The next kernel took a little longer as all the boys got grounded.
The boys were struggling with…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I'm redesigning the storage architecture. Who told you these controllers were on the HCL?
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Wanna play some CoD, Barbie?" asks Brian. "Nah," replies Barbie. "I'm an MLG stealth pro (sponsored by Mountain Dew) and I'd 360 noscope your bitch ass. Don't wanna make you cry, Brian."
"Wanna play some CoD, Barbie?…
git merge development... 19 conflicts? What the fuck? Fuck this, I'm going back to dropbox
git merge development... 19 c…
"Be quiet," Barbie whispered. "I'm watching the latest Orange is the New Black and enjoying sour cream."
"Be quiet," Barbie whispered.…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm still working on the program" Barbie says, laughing, "I need to convert the hard drive programming back to D3 before it works".
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I I tried sending the designs to you but ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! Could you show me how to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops?"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I have shared my designs with you guys using cloud based docs. I also spent some type writing a prototype. We can split the work so that we can create this faster. Isnt that what team work is about?
After class, Barbie meets wit…
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"For the last time I told you idiots, just because sleep sort works in O(n) time, doesn't mean it's faster."
"For the last time I told you…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop. When its all fixed I'll show you how I did it so you can fix it next time." "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
Steven and Brian are so limited in their understanding of technology. I am helping them with the bad design ideas they came up with and I am going to have to make this into a REAL game!
Steven and Brian are so limit…
"Seriously, Barbie?" says Skipper. Can I please play a game that doesn't conform to gender stereotypes?"
"Seriously, Barbie?" says Ski…
"So," says Barbie, "I have an idea for a game. You'll hate it, though. It's about an 18 year old girl subverting gender stereotypes by going to college in a STEM field of the player's choice. She'll have to battle chauvinistic classmates and teachers, while facing realistic young adult problems. I know it's not what you usually look at, but take a break from being sexist douchebags for once. Here, I have the blueprints.
"So," says Barbie, "I have an…
Of course...the girl's laptop has or be fucking PINK.
Of course...the girl's laptop…
You can help, but this is MY fucking project. Okay? Great. Let's get started.
You can help, but this is MY …
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Mrs Smith inspects the game carefully "This isn't your best work, Barbie. There are a few glitches that need fixing." Barbie was upset her game wasn't perfect but knew how to take criticism and after spent her time fixing the complicated glitches. The next day she showed Ms Smith the improved game, it was so good she got an A+!
At computer class, Barbie pre…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library to show them her new virtual machine with polymophic and methamorphic capability for PE protection.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I'm waiting for Ubuntu to finish installing," Barbie explained. "Going through and disabling the Amazon results and other data-mining bullshit is a bit of a pain, but Samba works out of the box and at least I can install a third-party dock if necessary."
"I'm waiting for Ubuntu to fi…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Says who" says Barbie. "Don't let these blonde highlights and "D" cups overlook my sharp qualities! On second though....go home I don't need your help."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"Why don't you implement the algorithm in Matlab?" asks the teacher. "I'd rather do something useful with my time, like stare at this puppy for five hours or write the code in a language that is not an embarassment for humanity" Barbie answers with a smile.
"Why don't you implement the …
I've had a look to some tutorials on youtube on how to open the computer to replace both battery and screen of my laptop. I bought the battery online, I read some forums to know where to buy it, and then I recycled the screen from an old laptop. And it works! I'm so proud!
I've had a look to some tutor…
Men are unnecessary.
Men are unnecessary.
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