Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

"Actuallly," Barbie says, laughing. "It's about ethics in games journalism!"
"Actuallly," Barbie says, lau…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. Barbie replies "Wow! I had no idea your combined presence can make files transfer faster than if I was doing this on my own. In fact we should have you two working on the deploy and release pipelines, so we can get those transfer speeds technology alone can't achieve".
"It will go faster if Brian a…
At the end of the day, after Barbie had made and finished her program, she presented it to the class. Her teacher, Ms. Bine loved it so much that she suggested contacting Apple to make it into an app. Barbie was elated, not only did she create it by herself, she could help kids all over the world learn about computers.
At the end of the day, after …
"Your design is wicked cool!" Skipper comments. "Can I help you create your fun game?" Barbie grins. "That would be great! I'm starting on the coding at the moment, so once I'm at a good stopping place I can find something for you to help with! I'm thinking of even having an app for it!" Barbie exclaims excitedly.
"Your design is wicked cool!"…
At breakfast on morning, Barbie is already hard at work on her laptop. "What are you doing?" Asks Skipper, Barbie looks up at her sister. "I'm fabricating my very own computer game for kids, to help them understand how computers work in a fun way. " Skipper looks excited as she hold up the design Barbie made.
At breakfast on morning, Barb…
"Steven, your system is so owned by APT that you might as well call a system admin in Beijing to help you with your login credentials," Barbie chided. "I'll clean it up again, but you've got to stop opening email attachments promising free granny porn!"
"Steven, your system is so ow…
We've been developing a new clickbait freemium app. As you can see from the saccharine graphics, we intend to capitalize on an existing market niche. Cute sells. Mobile games sell. By implementing micro transactions, our app will produce more revenue than it would have under a more traditional upfront payment model. We expect to see significant fourth quarter gains.
We've been developing a new c…
Barbo is makin some dank memes for the internet. Wow what a strong womn she doesn't see gender she just sees people and equal oportunity, we shold all be more like Barbosa
Barbo is makin some dank meme…
"By defeating you in mortal combat," Skipper announces triumphantly as she struck her sister with her mighty weapon, "I shall become the face of Mattel! Hahahaha!"
"By defeating you in mortal c…
"I'm only programming a new UNIX-based OS from scratch," Barbie says, laughing. "I don't need any help from those Windows losers!"
"I'm only programming a new U…
"Boys... one more thing," Barbie leans in to give the utmost clarity to her last words of advice. Bill shivers as her cold, independent lips hover over his ear, "If you die in the game... you die for real."
"Boys... one more thing," Bar…
"Listen, you sexist pigs!", said Barbie. I can run rings around your shitty spaghetti code!
"Listen, you sexist pigs!", s…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I'm just working out a few glitches in my project. As soon as I get this sorted I'll work on that virus you emailed me about."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "It'll be a few days before I can work on the code! It's important to have a precise guideline layed out before you start programming."
"I'm only creating the design…
Barbie finishes coding her game when she gets an email. "Oh no, Steven says he downloaded a virus and wants me to come help debug his computer!" says Barbie. "And WHY is that a bad thing?" asks Skipper.
Barbie finishes coding her ga…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up washing my hair and getting a manicure! Can you show me how to get on the Interweb?
After class, Barbie meets wit…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie, "I'm almost finished coding my project, but I have to finish it before I can work on those bugs in yours." She glares at them. "But if you two click on another pop-up ad, you won't be getting more help from me!"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
- Barbie, can you explain the principles of Git? - Easy, said Barbie, You just need to know that branches are homeomorphic endofunctors mapping submanifolds of a Hilbert space.
- Barbie, can you explain the…
"I better not spil my food on my laptop or else it might electrocute me and ruin my project." Said Barbie.
"I better not spil my food on…
"I better not spil my food on my laptop or else it might electrocute me and ruin my project." Said Barbie.
"I better not spil my food on…
"I'm only creating the back-end database connection right now," Barbie says, laughing. "Stephen and Brian are supposed to do the GUI, but since they're watching the game and eating chips I'll probably finish that later too."
"I'm only creating the back-e…
"No, Steven, you can't just plug your monitor into the projector." said Barbie, rolling her eyes.
"No, Steven, you can't just p…
"These files are taking forever to transfer!" complained Brian. "Seriously?!" exclaimed Barbie. "It's because you're using Migration Assistant over WiFi, what did you expect? Here, plug this Ethernet cable in, cat the file and pipe it through netcat, n00b!"
"These files are taking forev…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'm going to turn it into a real game after a few tries!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Sure, but I am not done all the coding, so it won't completely act like a real puppy. The puppy does like getting its fur brushed. Why don't you try that and see what it does? I should be done adding some playful behavior next week. Would you like to become a beta test for me?"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
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