Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I was the one that hacked your machine. Check out my next blog post about security research to find out how you can fix it." "Challenge accepted." Skipper replies as she playfully SQL injects Barbies' homepage, looking forward to defacing it for giggles like the hackasaurus rex that she is.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
Barbie selected the wrong seat in class. The sunlight makes it impossible to view her laptop screen. Thankfully, she knows the old school way to take notes!
Barbie selected the wrong sea…
"THE DEVIL IS IN THE COMPUTER!!!" screams Skipper, bashing it against the desk and trying to crush it with her body. "IT MUST BE DESTROYED! I DO THE LORD'S WORK!" Skipper's pink stethoscope falls to the floor. Putting a hand to her forehead, Barbie sighs wearily. "Not this shit again," she mutters.
"THE DEVIL IS IN THE COMPUTER…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and there is Barbie's game! "This game is just too cool, Barbie! Thanks for copying to my computer!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed and gives Barbie a 94%! Barbie's computer skills are pretty impressive, but there is still always more to learn. "If I study and work hard, someday I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"Hey Skipper, check this out," Barbie called to her sister. Skipper came over and chuckled, but Barbie was horrified. Someone had modified her code to index at 1. "BRIIAAAAAAN!!"
"Hey Skipper, check this out,…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "No thanks," says Barbie. "I am competent enough to restart a computer all on my own."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to Corporate now. I'm managing a new investment project that requires an in-depth analysis of a 401k for our consumers. But afterwards, I'll find a way to fix your laptop!" "You better!" Skipper replies. She then fluffs her pillow civilly and sits down, because throwing a pillow would be a childish thing to do. As a grown woman, she would never partake in such activities.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
"Hey what's this cord do?" asks Steven. Barbie smiles and politely says, "It will go faster if you guys just let me figure this out." The guys understand Barbie needs to think a little to figure out the problem. "We understand Barbie, I know it slows you down when you have to explain everything. Is it okay if we watch?," they ask. "Of course," says Barbie, "and I'll explain everything once I get it myself!"
"Hey what's this cord do?" as…
"As lead product designer, I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says. "I'll need my development team's help to turn it into a real game!"
"As lead product designer, I'…
FUCK THE PATRIARCHY, SIS
FUCK THE P…
"Skipper, I had to have to reformat your hard drive and make a new user account. This computer was full of viruses," said Barbie. "I can't find the internet explorer?? How do I watch Netflix??" exclaimed Skipper. Barbie sighed. "Here, use Chrome. It's better."
"Skipper, I had to have to re…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need my development team's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need my development team's help to turn it into a real game. As project manager, I hand selected the best developers to create empowering games for young girls and preteens."
"I'm only creating the design…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. Barbie replies "Wow! I had no idea your combined presence can make files transfer faster than if I was doing this on my own. In fact - we should have you two geniuses working on the deploy and release pipelines, so we can get those transfer speeds technology alone can't achieve". This silences them.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. Barbie raises her hand and says "Ms. Smith, I need my computer back, please. I need to take notes too"
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "You HAD better!" Skipper replies (this time with correct grammar), as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
"Actuallly," Barbie says, laughing. "It's about ethics in games journalism!"
"Actuallly," Barbie says, lau…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. Barbie replies "Wow! I had no idea your combined presence can make files transfer faster than if I was doing this on my own. In fact we should have you two working on the deploy and release pipelines, so we can get those transfer speeds technology alone can't achieve".
"It will go faster if Brian a…
At the end of the day, after Barbie had made and finished her program, she presented it to the class. Her teacher, Ms. Bine loved it so much that she suggested contacting Apple to make it into an app. Barbie was elated, not only did she create it by herself, she could help kids all over the world learn about computers.
At the end of the day, after …
"Your design is wicked cool!" Skipper comments. "Can I help you create your fun game?" Barbie grins. "That would be great! I'm starting on the coding at the moment, so once I'm at a good stopping place I can find something for you to help with! I'm thinking of even having an app for it!" Barbie exclaims excitedly.
"Your design is wicked cool!"…
At breakfast on morning, Barbie is already hard at work on her laptop. "What are you doing?" Asks Skipper, Barbie looks up at her sister. "I'm fabricating my very own computer game for kids, to help them understand how computers work in a fun way. " Skipper looks excited as she hold up the design Barbie made.
At breakfast on morning, Barb…
"Steven, your system is so owned by APT that you might as well call a system admin in Beijing to help you with your login credentials," Barbie chided. "I'll clean it up again, but you've got to stop opening email attachments promising free granny porn!"
"Steven, your system is so ow…
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We've been developing a new c…
Barbo is makin some dank memes for the internet. Wow what a strong womn she doesn't see gender she just sees people and equal oportunity, we shold all be more like Barbosa
Barbo is makin some dank meme…
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