Feminist Hacker Barbie

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After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I sent you guys the ideas I have for our game. I have free time which I'll be using to finish the game."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Although I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "Maybe I can try to make the game work myself!"
"Although I'm only creating t…
"Steven and Brian's robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm not done yet! Writing lines of code takes a long time," Barbie says, sighing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to finish it in time!"
"Steven and Brian's robot pup…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!" Skipper turned to Barbie with a weird look on her face. "Don't say that! Why don't you try and fix it yourself? Never hurts to challenge yourself!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"I started making the design ideas. I wont need too much longer until this is a real game!"
"I started making the design …
"I'm creating the design ideas to help my team. My designs will help develop the game."
"I'm creating the design idea…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my code and my ideas, but both my laptop and Skipper's crashed! I'll n get the lost files back and repair our laptops tonight.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my code and my ideas, but both my laptop and Skipper's crashed! I'll n get the lost files back and repair our laptops tonight.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I'm writing the code and brainstorming ideas for designs," Barbie says, laughing. "But, it's a lot of work, so I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to take my design ideas into actual designs!"
"I'm writing the code and bra…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I need to fix my computer first and then you can play!
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Sunny finished off her yoghurt, and cracked her knuckles in preparation of some epic shit. She began rapidly typing on her laptop, spreading photo evidence of Monique cheating on her boyfriend with his best friend. She was getting an influx of notifications, people attacking Monique for what she had done. Someone had filmed their dramatic public breakup, with Monique in tears in the middle of a crowded plaza. Sunny cackled watching everything go down. 'Lmao, get fucked you evil bitch.'
Sunny finished off her yoghur…
'This is my Lawful Good D&D character Sabine. She fights with a staff and she has REALLY high charisma. Me and my friends play on Saturday nights, and I just got this commissioned art of her. She's the CUTEST!' The teacher stood silent for a few moments before responding. '...Barbie, this is Geography class. You were supposed to do a presentation on the effects of acid rain. What the actual fuck is wrong with you?!'
'This is my Lawful Good D&D c…
'Hey Barbie, what are you up to?' 'Oh hey guys, I'm just prepping the next D&D session I'm DM'ing. Just getting all the character sheets in order.' Steven scoffed and looked at her in disgust. 'Jesus Christ Barbie, you're such a fucking nerd.' Barbie picked up the stapler on her desk and lobbed it him. 'SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT!'
'Hey Barbie, what are you up …
'NOOOOOO!' Barbie cried in anguish, staring at her computer screen. Skipper whipped her head around and snapped 'Barbie! For fucks sake, how many times do I have to tell you, stop screaming at your stupid D&D game!' 'You don't get it Skipper you fucking pleb! I failed my Charisma roll and now I blew my chance at hooking up with a hunky barbarian!' Skipped groaned and shuffled out of the room. 'Get a fucking life Barbie, like the rest of us!'
'NOOOOOO!' Barbie cried in an…
Barbie you bozo I don't want baby game we need gta 100 you ate expelled said Mrs Christmas oh man said barbie
Barbie you bozo I don't want …
Barbie you bozo I don't want baby game we need gta 100 you ate expelled said Mrs Christmas oh man said barbie
Barbie you bozo I don't want …
Oh yeah meme time
Oh yeah meme time
Barbie can't focus in machine language class, because she's in love with Kal, the cute enby who sits next to the window in second row. "I hope I can impress them with my binary code," she thinks.
Barbie can't focus in machine…
"There you are, Ms. Smith. I upgraded your laptop's memory and graphics card, so you can now edit your puppy videos faster," says Barbie. "Thanks Barbie, it's smart to do tech support side gigs to pay for your hardware engineer education."
"There you are, Ms. Smith. I …
This story is not approved by Barbie Roberts, Steven and Brian do not exist & Mattel is torturing me to make stuff like this.
This story is not approved by…
"A boot sector virus will render their computer unusable!" Barbie says, laughing. "That'll show Steven and Brian to assume I can't code just because I'm a girl!"
"A boot sector virus will ren…
"A boot sector virus will render their computer unusable!" Barbie says, laughing. "That'll show Steven and Brian to assume I can't code just because I'm a girl!"
"A boot sector virus will ren…
Ken gasps as the infinite loop of words draw patterns on Barbies computer screens. "Did you ask ChatGPT to repeat words forever?! But that's against their ToC!" - exclaims the other Ken. "Shut up" - replies Barbie - "I already dumped a16z's hidden stock portfolio".
Ken gasps as the infinite loo…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Pefect, thank you for being such a great help Steven, would have been a real pain in the ass to do that assignment research on my own!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
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