Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"A boot sector virus will render their computer unusable!" Barbie says, laughing. "That'll show Steven and Brian to assume I can't code just because I'm a girl!"
"A boot sector virus will ren…
"A boot sector virus will render their computer unusable!" Barbie says, laughing. "That'll show Steven and Brian to assume I can't code just because I'm a girl!"
"A boot sector virus will ren…
Ken gasps as the infinite loop of words draw patterns on Barbies computer screens. "Did you ask ChatGPT to repeat words forever?! But that's against their ToC!" - exclaims the other Ken. "Shut up" - replies Barbie - "I already dumped a16z's hidden stock portfolio".
Ken gasps as the infinite loo…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Pefect, thank you for being such a great help Steven, would have been a real pain in the ass to do that assignment research on my own!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
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"Sometimes Brian and I cant help but sexually harass women on the internet because we find it gratifying to degrade women," offers Steven. "What!" says Barbie. "Jha A, Banerjee D. Neurobiology of Sex and Pornography Addictions: A Primer. Journal of Psychosexual Health. 2022;4(4):227-236. doi:10.1177/2631831822111604." "Barbie!" says Steven. "You know we don’t read at a high enough level to understand a published journal article."
"Sometimes Brian and I cant h…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need an underpaid, foreign programmer to implement it for me! I love exploiting the global South!"
"I'm only creating the design…
“Im calling the authorties what the fuck is on here Steven”
“Im calling the authorties wh…
"My father never loved me… So I have to prove him wrong by being a raging misogynist," offers Steven. "Huh?!" says Barbie. "What does that have to do with women?" "Nothing!" says Steven. "But I still secretly crave his approval and will use women, including enacting violence against them, to gain his approval. I dont care if he died 10 years ago."
"My father never loved me… So…
"Brian and I both watched so much porn as children it hindered our brain development," offers Steven. "Oh god!" says Barbie. "Steven, have you considered this has impacted how you view and treat women?" "Nope!" says Steven. "Instead of realizing that was traumatic and I need help, I’m going to go sexually harass women on the internet because i am a coward."
"Brian and I both watched so …
"Good golly," Barbie says, laughing. "The way men cant help up but use sexual violence against women on the internet is very telling about their own inadequacies and failures as human beings, how pathetic!"
"Good golly," Barbie says, la…
After class, Steven and Brian harass Barbie in the library. "You dont bother me," says Barbie. I know you only act this way towards me because your mother could never love a sick fuck like you so you blame any woman you find remotely intimidating or smarter than you.
After class, Steven and Brian…
Feminist Hacker Barbie laughs as she reads all the porn and sexual violence posts on her page. “They must have such twist relationships to intimacy and love, they’ll never know true happiness!” she cackles.
Feminist Hacker Barbie laughs…
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"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I know the other programmers will ignore them when they write their unreadable code!”
"I'm only creating the design…
Barbie is reading through the feminist hacker barbie posts and is bewildered by the amount of pathetic men who come on here to talk about porn. “Seek treatment for your sex addiction, you sick fucks!” she exclaims.
Barbie is reading through the…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Heck no, I learned all this months ago. It should take me less time than a jackrabbit jumping over a puddle." "Ok Barbie." Says Steven.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Heck no, I learned all this months ago. It should take me less time than a jackrabbit jumping over a puddle." "Ok Barbie." Says Steven.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Skipper ve cómo Barbie se altera más que nunca y la escucha repetir "Era TRUNCATE no DROP"
Skipper ve cómo Barbie se alt…
"Te lo juro, el link era del Banco, ingresé mis datos, incluso los de mi tarjeta para comprobar que no era robo, y luego ya no tenía dinero..." -Ken confuso veía cómo la sonrisa de Barbie se transformó en preocupación.
"Te lo juro, el link era del …
"¿Qué ícono dijiste presionar?" - preguntó nerviosa. "El de un delfín, venía en un correo. Solo tenía que instalarlo, apretarlo y ganaría mucho dinero"- dijo orgulloso Ken. Barbie sorprendida veía cómo el malware se convertía en evento canónico en la vida de Ken...
"¿Qué ícono dijiste presionar…
"¿Qué ícono dijiste presionar?" - preguntó nerviosa. "El de un delfín, venía en un correo. Solo tenía que instalarlo, apretarlo y ganaría mucho dinero"- dijo orgulloso Ken. Barbie sorprendida veía cómo el malware se convertía en evento canónico en la vida de Ken...
"¿Qué ícono dijiste presionar…
"Deja, yo arreglo la página. Aparte de tener frontend horrible, el backend es redundante" - dijo inocentemente, sin saber que le pasarían el proyecto por 6 meses.
"Deja, yo arreglo la página. …
"Your robot puppy is so cute," says Skipper. "Maybe the boys would like to play it instead of messing up your coding again."
"Your robot puppy is so cute,…
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