Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"I can fix your computer" offers Soni. "Great!" says Barbie. "Soni, can you connect memory to computer?" "Sure!" says Soni. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it. Trust me I'm a computer engineer."
"I can fix your computer" off…
"I can fix your computer" offers Soni. "Great!" says Barbie. "Soni, can you connect memory to computer?" "Sure!" says Soni. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it. Trust me I'm a computer engineer."
"I can fix your computer" off…
Barbie makes it to computer class just in time. When class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith. "I've been thinking a lot about feminist technology studies and post-colonial theory, and I agree with Haraway that I would rather be a cyborg than a goddess."
Barbie makes it to computer c…
Look at my new Laptop! :D
Look at my new Laptop! :D
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"g
"I'm only creating the design…
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"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "No thanks" says Barbie. "You'll only bloat my program with useless code, you Microsoft guys are all the same".
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Barbie tries to email her design to that fuck Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "Shit." says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper. "No shit you little assmunch," says Barbie, "Your Norton Antivirus ran out. And this is your computer."
Barbie tries to email her des…
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For the last time, Steve, make sure it's plugged in before you call me over!
For the last time, Steve, mak…
Oh no, don't be sad, it will boot again, i'll fix it Oh Barbie, help me, you know i love this laptop
Oh no, don't be sad, it will …
Lets try to play that little metallic record. I hope my hair will not get dirty.
Lets try to play that little …
"Hello, and welcome to my new YouTube series on Java programming," said Barbie. "Before we begin, I'll answer a few questions. No, I'm not going to strip, or wear sexy costumes, or act like I'm coming onto you. Sorry, 4chan."
"Hello, and welcome to my new…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"I'm creating the design ideas, code, and user manual" Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to go pick up lunch and afternoon snacks!"
"I'm creating the design idea…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug. Barbie claimed she prefered bits...
The next morning, Barbie give…
Bépo is great!!!
Bépo is great!!!
Thanks for joining anonymous and threatening to expose the guys who raped Rehteah Parsons; I knew social justice was possible if we all work together. You're a hero for everyone affected by rape culture!
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"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "But give me a few hours and I'll turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"How's the Hardware Security Module coming along, Barbie?" "Well the Verilog's been debugged and fully tested, but I'm trying to build my entire rom-programmer toolchain out with a known-good GCC version that pre-dates PRISM. Bunnie Huang did a good job on this Novena here, but it doesn't exactly solve the problem of 'trusting trust'."
"How's the Hardware Security …
"Do I have to?" asks Steven. "Steven, stop whining and read your GPG fingerprint to Brian so he can sign your key. Oh, and here's a verified copy of TAILS - you'll need it for communicating with Cryptome. This data we're about to leak is practically nuclear, and post-Snowden we can't take any chances.
"Do I have to?" asks Steven. …
Suddenly, Skipper sees a fly on Barbie's back. " OH MY GLOB THERE IS A MUTANT ZOMBIE MOSQUITO ON YOUR BACK LEMME GET IT OFF!!!!" She screams as she hits Barbie with a pillow, instantly killing her. THE END!
Suddenly, Skipper sees a fly …
Suddenly, Skipper sees a fly on Barbie's back. " OH MY GLOB THERE IS A MUTANT ZOMBIE MOSQUITO ON YOUR BACK LEMME GET IT OFF!!!!" She screams as she hits Barbie with a pillow, instantly killing her. THE END!
Suddenly, Skipper sees a fly …
"What the fuck is this shit, Brian?" Barbie asked while looking at the DVD he handed to her. "Have you ever heard of GitHub? It's how we share code in 2014. Damn it, my laptop doesn't even have a DVD drive!"
"What the fuck is this shit, …
"Need any help?", asked Steven. "No thanks", said Barbie, "Im doing HTML with my left hand and CSS with my right, so there's no spare keyboard". "What about JavaScript?", asked Brian. "I'll just band my head on the desk", replied Barbie.
"Need any help?", asked Steve…
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