Feminist Hacker Barbie

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The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug. Barbie claimed she prefered bits...
The next morning, Barbie give…
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"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "But give me a few hours and I'll turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"How's the Hardware Security Module coming along, Barbie?" "Well the Verilog's been debugged and fully tested, but I'm trying to build my entire rom-programmer toolchain out with a known-good GCC version that pre-dates PRISM. Bunnie Huang did a good job on this Novena here, but it doesn't exactly solve the problem of 'trusting trust'."
"How's the Hardware Security …
"Do I have to?" asks Steven. "Steven, stop whining and read your GPG fingerprint to Brian so he can sign your key. Oh, and here's a verified copy of TAILS - you'll need it for communicating with Cryptome. This data we're about to leak is practically nuclear, and post-Snowden we can't take any chances.
"Do I have to?" asks Steven. …
Suddenly, Skipper sees a fly on Barbie's back. " OH MY GLOB THERE IS A MUTANT ZOMBIE MOSQUITO ON YOUR BACK LEMME GET IT OFF!!!!" She screams as she hits Barbie with a pillow, instantly killing her. THE END!
Suddenly, Skipper sees a fly …
Suddenly, Skipper sees a fly on Barbie's back. " OH MY GLOB THERE IS A MUTANT ZOMBIE MOSQUITO ON YOUR BACK LEMME GET IT OFF!!!!" She screams as she hits Barbie with a pillow, instantly killing her. THE END!
Suddenly, Skipper sees a fly …
"What the fuck is this shit, Brian?" Barbie asked while looking at the DVD he handed to her. "Have you ever heard of GitHub? It's how we share code in 2014. Damn it, my laptop doesn't even have a DVD drive!"
"What the fuck is this shit, …
"Need any help?", asked Steven. "No thanks", said Barbie, "Im doing HTML with my left hand and CSS with my right, so there's no spare keyboard". "What about JavaScript?", asked Brian. "I'll just band my head on the desk", replied Barbie.
"Need any help?", asked Steve…
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Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "Shit, X.org is fucking up again." said Barbie. "Ah, just reboot into the CLI, then run startx. If that doesn't work I know a channel on Freenode that you could check." said her sister.
Barbie tries to email her des…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "My sister has a Mac. Is there any way for me to upload my program onto her laptop?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"You'll have to wait, sis," says Barbie. "I have to have it finished for school tomorrow, so it'll be done by then." "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"You'll have to wait, sis," s…
"How come this class says 'Network Security' on my schedule but you're showing me slides that have pictures of BackTrace on them? That shit became Kali years ago, pleb."
"How come this class says 'Ne…
Skipper hugs her laptop and pleads, "Oh, my poor little laptop is sad because of the lack of robot puppies. I can't wait a few days!" Barbie, exasperated, explains: "Geez, calm down, Skipper!"
Skipper hugs her laptop and p…
"Thanks for helping me with my program, Barbie!" says Steven, giving Barbie a high-five. "No problem," says Barbie, "but if you click on another ad, don't expect more help from me!"
"Thanks for helping me with m…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I sent you the designs, alll encrypted and shit."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Your game has a robot puppy?" says Skipper. "Cool, I love robots! When can I play it? Do you think that you could put it on my laptop with your flash drive?"
"Your game has a robot puppy?…
"I haven't showered or eaten in three days." Barbie said aloud. "War is hell. I mean, it's a flame war, but the sentiment remains."
"I haven't showered or eaten …
Barbie is working on her code when she sees that she has an email. "Oh no, Steven says he downloaded a virus onto his computer and wants me to help him out with it after school!" says Barbie. Barbie tells him to reboot the computer, and if that doesn't work she'll stop by and take a look at it. "Remind me again why that's a bad thing?" says Skipper.
Barbie is working on her code…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "It is still in beta testing," Barbie says, laughing, "I'm waiting for Steven and Brian to debug their modules for real fur motion. Their routines keep calling my algorithms backward. The dogs hair looks like it is in a backward windtunnel. Their deadline is Thursday, if they don't have it done, I'm going to get Prayeti and Fu Chen to fix it. Those girls can really code." I'll call you when the next rev is available."
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"I don't know what happened. I just clicked a link on a web page, and then everything started freezing and crashing," explains Steven. Barbie sighs. "Oh, Steven...You should never click a pop-up ad! I brought this recovery disc, it should debug all that malware." "Oh. Thanks!" says Steven.
"I don't know what happened. …
At computer class, Barbie presents her mixed application design using Docker inside of a VM on Fusion to demonstrate a better way to design the computer games for the best performance. Ms. Smith is so impressed with the experiment and idea! Barbie's terrific computer skills have given them a new idea to transform the over all infrastructure and design! "Let's take this to the next level!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Yeah, right," says Barbie. "I don't need any damn help. look, I've already fixed it all. Thanks for nothing."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
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