Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

"It looks like Steven created this in MS Paint! I bet you could make this puppy less pixelated, Barbie." Skipper suggested.
"It looks like Steven created…
I think I will just give up on life.
I think I will just give up o…
Barbie is astonished to find that someone screwed with her website code overnight. "Who the fuck was going to tell me about this?!" Barbie scoffs angrily. Third times this week! There goes the rest of Barbie's day, cleaning up a mess made by some other asshole.
Barbie is astonished to find …
"Fuck Steven," Barbie says, laughing. "I can run circles around him while programming!"
"Fuck Steven," Barbie says, l…
DNS is hard, let's go shopping!
DNS is hard, let's go shoppin…
"Barbie, great job fixing my code. You got the efficiency of that algorithm to O(1)" exclaims Steven. "All right!" says Barbie.
"Barbie, great job fixing my …
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her des…
Thank god I got rid of that pink laptop my gay friends were having me fix for them. Now I can load up on some ritalin and work that new module for Drupal 8. Yaml really pissed me off at first but now that I got used to it, it's actually a bit quicker in some cases. Anyway once I burn out my stims I'll submit all my changes to github and review any pushes from Brad. That guy writes the worst code. Sometimes I think about kicking him off the project.
Thank god I got rid of that p…
Look, Stuart, I made a file system. *barbie gets 4*
Look, Stuart, I made a file s…
"Brian agreed to go on a date with me!" exulted Steven. "Awesome!" says Barbie.
"Brian agreed to go on a date…
"No, Eric and Kyat!" Maura said. "I am not going to install network drivers off of a fucking CD. This is not 1992." Kyat scrambled to put away his stack of DVDs as Maura quickly got the student connected to CMU-SECURE.
"No, Eric and Kyat!" Maura sa…
memory handling is hard, let's go shopping!
memory handling is hard, let'…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper, ask Matt Taylor for help!
Barbie tries to email her des…
"I always type on two computers at once" says Barbie. "And I make sure I wear glasses when I do it, so that people will think I'm smart... cool huh?!"
"I always type on two compute…
"Barbie, I'll have to ask you to put away your computers now." "You should wipe your nose." "Excuse me?" "May I have a glass of champagne?"
"Barbie, I'll have to ask you…
"I've got the system running computations over 9000 parallel threads and shaved a good 42 hours off the processing time!" exclaims Barbie. "Hooray for multi-threading!" says Steven.
"I've got the system running …
"Ugh," says Barbie, "they sent me Visual Basic code? Fine. I'll have to port it over to C#."
"Ugh," says Barbie, "they sen…
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"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Thanks," Barbie says, laughing, "The higher education I received from SHSU gave me the skills I needed to tun it into a fun, educational game which students will enjoy in school. You can do awesome things too if you work hard in school!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. The Patriarchy won't destroy itself!" "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. "$158,000?!" cries Skipper. "This is just too cool! We got so much money for nothing on Kickstarter!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Destroying the Patriarchy has saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "men should do the hard work for us superior women!"
"I'm only creating the design…
Barbie tries to bribe Steven, but the wifi won't connect! "That's weird!" says Barbie. She tries to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Try resetting the TCP/IP." says Skipper.
Barbie tries to bribe Steven,…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "Did you get my email this morning? I stayed up until 3 polishing the code for our game. It should be ready for user testing if I can get one of you to proofread it for me."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
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