Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Barbie tries to email her design to that fuck Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "Shit." says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper. "No shit you little assmunch," says Barbie, "Your Norton Antivirus ran out. And this is your computer."
Barbie tries to email her des…
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For the last time, Steve, make sure it's plugged in before you call me over!
For the last time, Steve, mak…
Oh no, don't be sad, it will boot again, i'll fix it Oh Barbie, help me, you know i love this laptop
Oh no, don't be sad, it will …
Lets try to play that little metallic record. I hope my hair will not get dirty.
Lets try to play that little …
"Hello, and welcome to my new YouTube series on Java programming," said Barbie. "Before we begin, I'll answer a few questions. No, I'm not going to strip, or wear sexy costumes, or act like I'm coming onto you. Sorry, 4chan."
"Hello, and welcome to my new…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"I'm creating the design ideas, code, and user manual" Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to go pick up lunch and afternoon snacks!"
"I'm creating the design idea…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug. Barbie claimed she prefered bits...
The next morning, Barbie give…
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Thanks for joining anonymous and threatening to expose the guys who raped Rehteah Parsons; I knew social justice was possible if we all work together. You're a hero for everyone affected by rape culture!
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"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "But give me a few hours and I'll turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"How's the Hardware Security Module coming along, Barbie?" "Well the Verilog's been debugged and fully tested, but I'm trying to build my entire rom-programmer toolchain out with a known-good GCC version that pre-dates PRISM. Bunnie Huang did a good job on this Novena here, but it doesn't exactly solve the problem of 'trusting trust'."
"How's the Hardware Security …
"Do I have to?" asks Steven. "Steven, stop whining and read your GPG fingerprint to Brian so he can sign your key. Oh, and here's a verified copy of TAILS - you'll need it for communicating with Cryptome. This data we're about to leak is practically nuclear, and post-Snowden we can't take any chances.
"Do I have to?" asks Steven. …
Suddenly, Skipper sees a fly on Barbie's back. " OH MY GLOB THERE IS A MUTANT ZOMBIE MOSQUITO ON YOUR BACK LEMME GET IT OFF!!!!" She screams as she hits Barbie with a pillow, instantly killing her. THE END!
Suddenly, Skipper sees a fly …
Suddenly, Skipper sees a fly on Barbie's back. " OH MY GLOB THERE IS A MUTANT ZOMBIE MOSQUITO ON YOUR BACK LEMME GET IT OFF!!!!" She screams as she hits Barbie with a pillow, instantly killing her. THE END!
Suddenly, Skipper sees a fly …
"What the fuck is this shit, Brian?" Barbie asked while looking at the DVD he handed to her. "Have you ever heard of GitHub? It's how we share code in 2014. Damn it, my laptop doesn't even have a DVD drive!"
"What the fuck is this shit, …
"Need any help?", asked Steven. "No thanks", said Barbie, "Im doing HTML with my left hand and CSS with my right, so there's no spare keyboard". "What about JavaScript?", asked Brian. "I'll just band my head on the desk", replied Barbie.
"Need any help?", asked Steve…
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Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "Shit, X.org is fucking up again." said Barbie. "Ah, just reboot into the CLI, then run startx. If that doesn't work I know a channel on Freenode that you could check." said her sister.
Barbie tries to email her des…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "My sister has a Mac. Is there any way for me to upload my program onto her laptop?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"You'll have to wait, sis," says Barbie. "I have to have it finished for school tomorrow, so it'll be done by then." "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"You'll have to wait, sis," s…
"How come this class says 'Network Security' on my schedule but you're showing me slides that have pictures of BackTrace on them? That shit became Kali years ago, pleb."
"How come this class says 'Ne…
Skipper hugs her laptop and pleads, "Oh, my poor little laptop is sad because of the lack of robot puppies. I can't wait a few days!" Barbie, exasperated, explains: "Geez, calm down, Skipper!"
Skipper hugs her laptop and p…
"Thanks for helping me with my program, Barbie!" says Steven, giving Barbie a high-five. "No problem," says Barbie, "but if you click on another ad, don't expect more help from me!"
"Thanks for helping me with m…
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