Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

"Duuuuuude! My Golden Snitch dragged a Balrog through a Time Rift and landed in a Hellmouth!" Barbie was totally freaking out! "I know," giggled Skipper, "I programmed that in last night. Don't worry, though, I gave your avatar some more practical body armor. Why did you make it so skimpy? Weren't you getting tired of being impaled so easily?"
"Duuuuuude! My Golden Snitch …
"Hi, guys!" said Barbie, "I was playing around with Skipper last night, and we came up with an antidote to that virus that's been rampaging the school. It's sort of like digital penicillin." "Wow, Barbie!" said Ken, "But check out my new shoes! Wait... what's penicillin?" "Yeah, great," added Brian sarcastically, "Now I have to take that math test!"
"Hi, guys!" said Barbie, "I w…
"Hey, sis, what's wrong?" asked Skipper. "Oh! My golden snitch dragged a Balrog through a time rift and landed in a Hellmouth!"
"Hey, sis, what's wrong?" ask…
Barbie tries to load her project files in Construct Classic, but the program crashes. "Damnit, this is such a bitch," she exclaims. "Have you tried Construct 2?" says Skipper. "It's more stable." "Yeah, but it doesn't have pixel-based collision detection for some dumb fucking reason," says Barbie.
Barbie tries to load her proj…
I can make gombooda!
I can make gomboo…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I've just created the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'm using Steven and Brian's computers linked with mine in order to finish the distributed rendering."
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Barbie proceeds to demonstrate the game she coded using C++. Ms. Smith is so impressed with how well the game works, as well as what a great teaching tool the game will surely be for younger children, that she gives barbie extra credit! "I am a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
Barbie proceeds to demonstrat…
"I'M SO FANCY," the computer blared. "YOU ALREADY KNOW." "Noooooo!" Barbie screamed. "Not Iggy Azalea!" She started to cry.
"I'M SO FANCY," the computer …
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hey, Barbie, do you need help?" Steven asked. "No. Now go the heck away!" she replied.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"You're an ugly dog," Skipper cried. "An ugly,ugly dog." "Uh forget u Skipper," Barbie said.
"You're an ugly dog," Skipper…
"Who needs guys?" said Barbie.
"Who needs guys?" said Barbie.
"I know you said you'd quit the internet if you saw one more picture of a naked Kardashian," shouts Barbie, "but don't unplug the computer while I am trying to listen to the Sound of Animals Fighting."
"I know you said you'd quit t…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need more time to work on the concept if I want to make it a real game! Maybe I should go look into some books on coding at the library!"
"I'm only creating the design…
After class, Barbie meets with Cheese and Brine in the dungeon. Hey noobs, I crashed my laptop and skipper's as well! HELP ME OUT QUICK
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Since I'm a dumb sh!t, I need my hardworking classmate's help! Their names are... Brine and Cheese! I'm only gonna design the stoopid thing, so they can do all the coding work! Cool, huh?
Since I'm a dumb sh!t, I need…
Welcome to Coding class for noobs. Just look at all the random pervs looking at the girl with the blond hair and the pink jacket. Go do some Fvcking research and make a gaym in exactly 24 hours. Bye now!
Welcome to Coding class for n…
Alter, du hast mir den Code jetzt nicht ernsthaft als zip-datei auf DVD gebrannt? Mein Ultrabook hat nicht mal ein Laufwerk dafür! Muss ich dir jetzt einen Wikipedia-Eintrag über Git ausdrucken?
Alter, du hast mir den Code j…
WTF, die Hälfte der Programme im Echtsystem sind ganz anders wie die Sourcen da auf eurem Testsystem... Und bei der Parametererweiterung hier wurden alle Batchprogramme vergessen - das kann nie funktioniert haben!!! Und sowas aktiviert ihr am Freitag um 16 Uhr vor dem langen Wochende?!
WTF, die Hälfte der Programme…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys. Not fucking cool! don't change my shit because it's too hard for you to code!... Now I have to clean up your mess! I should have just done it myself!"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I'm going to need Steve and Brian's help. Steve! Bring me my freaking coffee - I'm wiped out from coding all nite. Steve bring yo sweetness over here, rub my feet and lets watch StartMeUpLIVE!
"I'm going to need Steve and …
"I'm going to need Steve and Brian's help. Steve! Bring me my freaking coffee - I'm wiped out from coding all nite. Steve bring sweet ass over here and lets watch StartMeUpLIVE!
"I'm going to need Steve and …
I'm lead designer! I've hired some cheap code monkeys to make my vision a reality... I think their names are Brian and Steve.
I'm lead designer! I've hired…
"Jesus Christ Brian!" said Barbie, "Why have you added JQuery and JQuery UI to the site? Its not even minified!" Brian looked condescendingly down at Barbie. "We needed a way to animate that dropdown menu," Brian said. Barbie fantasizes about strangling Brian with a USB cable.
"Jesus Christ Brian!" said Ba…
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"It looks like Steven made this puppy drawing in MS Paint! I bet you could make this less pixelated, Barbie." Skipper suggested.
"It looks like Steven made th…
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