Feminist Hacker Barbie

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After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Don't you know that we aren't allowed to change any wiring on these machines?", Brian asked. "Yeah right, like I'm going to code on a single screen like an idiot", Barbie mumbled.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"fite me irl," Barbie wrote into the Youtube comments.
"fite me irl," Barbie wrote i…
"GOD. DAMNIT. Barbie! Stop using my laptop to test implementation of your own crypto! Mom told you to use open-source!" wailed Skipper in irritation. "Christ, ok, if you don't tell mom, I'll build you your own Russian botnet" said Barbie, pressing her fingers into her temples with exasperation. "Promise?" asked Skipper, her excitement growing. "Yeah," muttered Barbie, "...promise."
"GOD. DAMNIT. Barbie! Stop us…
"Oh no! My code isn't working!" cried Skipper. "All those coding lessons gone to waste!" said Barbie.
"Oh no! My code isn't working…
"We killed the old gods," Barbie muttered into a lukewarm serving of pro-biotic, Balkan-style yoghurt, "but even blood sacrifice isn't enough to challenge heteronormativity in the workplace." "I have to do this on my own."
"We killed the old gods," Bar…
"We killed the old gods," Barbie muttered into a lukewarm serving of pro-biotic, Balkan-style yoghurt, "but even blood sacrifice isn't enough to challenge heteronormativity in the workplace." "I have to do this on my own."
"We killed the old gods," Bar…
Barbie makes it to computer class and starts up a conversation with the teacher, a computer engineer. Barbie asks the teacher "Is it true that a college degree is mandatory to be successful?" The teacher responds "No Barbie, I went to a computer engineering trade school and I feel that I am a success."
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"Step aside Steven and Brian," said Barbie. "I need to spoof my source IP address in order to bypass the whitelist on the proxy."
"Step aside Steven and Brian,…
Step aside Steven and Brian, I need to spoof my source IP address in order to bypass the whitelist on the proxy.
Step aside Steven and Brian, …
Hey what are you doing Barbie, shouldn't you be working?" Asked Skipper. "I'm not slacking off, it's compiling." Replied Barbie.
Hey what are you doing Barbie…
"So our hacker is logged into a fake web site?", asked Brian. "That's right", explained Barbie, "it's a trap called a 'honeypot' in computing-speak. He's using a TOR relay to hide his true internet address, but if he's stupid enough to download the fake app I planted, we'll finally have him unmasked..!"
"So our hacker is logged into…
-Barbie, why do you confuse Halloween and Christmas? -It's because Oct 31 = Dec 25!
-Barbie, why do you confuse H…
-Hi Barbie, why do you confuse Halloween and Christmas? -It's not easy Skipper, it's because Oct 31 = Dec 25!
-Hi Barbie, why do you confus…
On est bien d'accord : les filles aussi sont douées en informatique. A bientôt pour de nouvelles aventures!
On est bien d'accord : les fi…
"Houa! Merci Barbie. Grâce à toi j'ai tout compris." la félicite Steven.
"Houa! Merci Barbie. Grâce à …
"Tu te trompes!" répond Barbie "Tu obtiendras exactement les mêmes bugs avec Java. Regarde, je vais te montrer."
"Tu te trompes!" répond Barbi…
Plus tard, Steven et Brian intrigués viennent voir Barbie : "Félicitations Barbie, tu nous a tous bluffés! Peux-tu nous en dire plus sur ta mystérieuse librairie de calcul?" "Oui, c'est une librairie dédié aux float" répond-t-elle. "Pour moi" dit Brian "tout ça ne serait jamais arrivé avec un vrai langage comme Java; Javascript est complètement buggué!".
Plus tard, Steven et Brian in…
"Barbie peux-tu expliquer ta méthode pour livrer une application sans défaut?" demande madame Jones. "Bien sûr!" répond Barbie. "Tout d'abord il faut mettre en place des tests unitaires avant même de commencer à développer : c'est le principe du Test Driven Development. J'ai utilisé une version simplifiée : la méthode des 3T. grâce à cela j'ai rapidement constaté que la calculatrice de mon panier en ligne donnait de mauvais résultats et utiliser une librairie de calcul plus adaptée."
"Barbie peux-tu expliquer ta …
Barbie a décidé de devenir ingénieur en informatique. Aujourd'hui c'est le jour de correction des travaux pratiques. Il fallait réaliser une calculatrice en javascript. Le professeur, madame Jones, annonce les résultats : "Vos calculatrices ne sont pas suffisamment testées et donnent souvent des résultats erronés pour des opérandes à virgule. A l'exception des travaux de Barbie..."
Barbie a décidé de devenir in…
Skippy misses her computer dearly after two weeks without. She proclaimed the entire marriage to her computer "till death do us part." Barbie freaks out and goes "good grief; what is with kids and technology these days."
Skippy misses her computer de…
"Skipper, I can't finish another one of your class projects again. Jesus Christ, you're going to graduate with a CS degree and not know shit about coding. Stop screwing around and get on it."
"Skipper, I can't finish anot…
Oh what funny. This machine runs a fu.... Windows OS. I think I will install a Linux Distro before I can work with it.
Oh what funny. This machine r…
Thanks for showing me a few things about Eclipse. I can now save my 191€ to buy more interesting things than an IDE!
Thanks for showing me a few t…
Okay guys seriously, who has been using my brazzers account. Theres gay porn videos everyhere!!
Okay guys seriously, who has …
"God I hate yaml" exclaimed Barb. "But it's the only way to do anything with my drupal 8 module" Barbie understood the logic behind all the changes in Drupal 8 but was seriously pisssed that she had to rewrite completely all her code from Drupal 7. After an 18 hour ritalin fueled coding session Barb pushed her code to the git repository and crashed for about 8 hours, but not before playing an hour of Call of Duty tho. She Powned those bitches.
"God I hate yaml" excla…
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