Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Barbie peux-tu expliquer ta méthode pour livrer une application sans défaut?" demande madame Jones. "Bien sûr!" répond Barbie. "Tout d'abord il faut mettre en place des tests unitaires avant même de commencer à développer : c'est le principe du Test Driven Development. J'ai utilisé une version simplifiée : la méthode des 3T. grâce à cela j'ai rapidement constaté que la calculatrice de mon panier en ligne donnait de mauvais résultats et utiliser une librairie de calcul plus adaptée."
"Barbie peux-tu expliquer ta …
Barbie a décidé de devenir ingénieur en informatique. Aujourd'hui c'est le jour de correction des travaux pratiques. Il fallait réaliser une calculatrice en javascript. Le professeur, madame Jones, annonce les résultats : "Vos calculatrices ne sont pas suffisamment testées et donnent souvent des résultats erronés pour des opérandes à virgule. A l'exception des travaux de Barbie..."
Barbie a décidé de devenir in…
Skippy misses her computer dearly after two weeks without. She proclaimed the entire marriage to her computer "till death do us part." Barbie freaks out and goes "good grief; what is with kids and technology these days."
Skippy misses her computer de…
"Skipper, I can't finish another one of your class projects again. Jesus Christ, you're going to graduate with a CS degree and not know shit about coding. Stop screwing around and get on it."
"Skipper, I can't finish anot…
Oh what funny. This machine runs a fu.... Windows OS. I think I will install a Linux Distro before I can work with it.
Oh what funny. This machine r…
Thanks for showing me a few things about Eclipse. I can now save my 191€ to buy more interesting things than an IDE!
Thanks for showing me a few t…
Okay guys seriously, who has been using my brazzers account. Theres gay porn videos everyhere!!
Okay guys seriously, who has …
"God I hate yaml" exclaimed Barb. "But it's the only way to do anything with my drupal 8 module" Barbie understood the logic behind all the changes in Drupal 8 but was seriously pisssed that she had to rewrite completely all her code from Drupal 7. After an 18 hour ritalin fueled coding session Barb pushed her code to the git repository and crashed for about 8 hours, but not before playing an hour of Call of Duty tho. She Powned those bitches.
"God I hate yaml" excla…
"God I hate yaml" exclaimed Barb. "But it's the only way to do anything with my drupal 8 module" Barbie understood the logic behind all the changes in Drupal 8 but was seriously pisssed that she had to rewrite completely all her code from Drupal 7. After an 18 hour ritalin fueled coding session Barb pushed her code to the git repository and crashed for about 8 hours, but before playing an hour of Call of Duty tho. She Powned those bitches.
"God I hate yaml" exclaimed B…
"May I introduce the virus" offers Steven. -"Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, are you sure it's gonna work?" -"Sure! The library computer will give us a chance to change this world." says Steven. -"… I can't believe that we are about to erase Money.. equalizing each and every bank account on this planet with a simple multipartite and polymorphic virus. We Are fucking geniuses !"replied Token.
"May I introduce the virus" o…
"That's it! I can't take it anymore!" exclaims Barbie, "Mattel has belittled me and my abilities for the last time! I'm leaving to go and work for Sideshow Toys!" "Well, finally!" giggles Skipper, "Does this mean you're going to tell Ken about the affair you've been having with that Loki action figure?"
"That's it! I can't take it a…
While Ms. Jennings grimaces as she forces herself to teach Advanced English Lit on a fraction of the Flag Team budget, Barbie's highly active mind gets bored on the public school curriculum. Barbie fantasizes about making millions on a game where King Arthur uses the Holy Grail to battle Tomas de Torquemada. She decides to call it "Nobody expects a Spanish Inquisition in Camelot."
While Ms. Jennings grimaces …
Damn it Steve, constant buffers are 16 byte aligned-- you can't just pass these vectors in like that. Let me pad this shit for you.
Damn it Steve, constant buffe…
"You really half-assed this one, Barbie. How did you expect to get away with it?" asked Ms. Jennings, who was cranky that day because she put red undies in with almost all of her white clothes. "Because I can do anything!" replied Barbie. Ms. Jennings contemplated stabbing Barbie in the eye with her stylus.
"You really half-assed this o…
Barbie, we're gonna double our revenue with your website - and at 150k - totally under Council's radar! Oh and hey, you were spot-on about the eye-candy - thank Rob for those graphics - the mayor took one look and said good, let's get Korean tacos.
Barbie, we're gonna double ou…
"Why did you do it, TSwift!? Why!?" Barbie smacks herself on the head and makes a mental note to Gift Skipper everything Amy Lee. With some Lindsey Stirling vids to push the point.
"Why did you do it, TSwift!? …
"That robot puppy is so fabulous it sneezes glitter!" Says Skipper, "Did Ken draw this?" "Yes, He came up with this while we were watching RuPaul's Drag Race."
"That robot puppy is so fabul…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I'm not surprised! Let's go celebrate my awesomeness! " says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"Duuuuuude! My Golden Snitch dragged a Balrog through a Time Rift and landed in a Hellmouth!" Barbie was totally freaking out! "I know," giggled Skipper, "I programmed that in last night. Don't worry, though, I gave your avatar some more practical body armor. Why did you make it so skimpy? Weren't you getting tired of being impaled so easily?"
"Duuuuuude! My Golden Snitch …
"Hi, guys!" said Barbie, "I was playing around with Skipper last night, and we came up with an antidote to that virus that's been rampaging the school. It's sort of like digital penicillin." "Wow, Barbie!" said Ken, "But check out my new shoes! Wait... what's penicillin?" "Yeah, great," added Brian sarcastically, "Now I have to take that math test!"
"Hi, guys!" said Barbie, "I w…
"Hey, sis, what's wrong?" asked Skipper. "Oh! My golden snitch dragged a Balrog through a time rift and landed in a Hellmouth!"
"Hey, sis, what's wrong?" ask…
Barbie tries to load her project files in Construct Classic, but the program crashes. "Damnit, this is such a bitch," she exclaims. "Have you tried Construct 2?" says Skipper. "It's more stable." "Yeah, but it doesn't have pixel-based collision detection for some dumb fucking reason," says Barbie.
Barbie tries to load her proj…
I can make gombooda!
I can make gomboo…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I've just created the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'm using Steven and Brian's computers linked with mine in order to finish the distributed rendering."
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Barbie proceeds to demonstrate the game she coded using C++. Ms. Smith is so impressed with how well the game works, as well as what a great teaching tool the game will surely be for younger children, that she gives barbie extra credit! "I am a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
Barbie proceeds to demonstrat…
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