Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Yeah and remember what happened last time you tried- Steven! Stop messing with the plugs." says Barbie. "Now take this disk and carefully insert it in the disk rom." "Alright, alright, I'll be careful." He replied. "But I'm an engineering major too!" Brian looks over. "Yeah the one who crashed my computer last time you tried to 'help' me download files. I think she's got it," he smiles.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"fite me irl," wrote Barbie on Youtube.
"fite me irl," wrote Barbie o…
After class, Barbie is in a hurrry. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. Are you playing on your phones knowing the deadline for the game is tomorrow ? I had to replace all your JS animations since it was bugging! I'll teach you next time...
After class, Barbie is in a h…
"Your idea seems pretty complicated," says Skipper. "Do you want me to call Brian and Steven to help?" "Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I can't program a game," Barbie says, laughing, "I don't need a boy's help to turn it into a real game!"
"Your idea seems pretty compl…
"I've only just started the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need to finalize those before I start coding so I can make it a real game!"
"I've only just started the d…
"I gave you a simple task, and you didn't fuck it up. High Five!" said Barbie.
"I gave you a simple task, an…
"Wow! You really nailed that plasma effect in no-time!" exclaims Steven. "Better 1337 than n008!" says Barbie
"Wow! You really nailed that …
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Don't you know that we aren't allowed to change any wiring on these machines?", Brian asked. "Yeah right, like I'm going to code on a single screen like an idiot", Barbie mumbled.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"fite me irl," Barbie wrote into the Youtube comments.
"fite me irl," Barbie wrote i…
"GOD. DAMNIT. Barbie! Stop using my laptop to test implementation of your own crypto! Mom told you to use open-source!" wailed Skipper in irritation. "Christ, ok, if you don't tell mom, I'll build you your own Russian botnet" said Barbie, pressing her fingers into her temples with exasperation. "Promise?" asked Skipper, her excitement growing. "Yeah," muttered Barbie, "...promise."
"GOD. DAMNIT. Barbie! Stop us…
"Oh no! My code isn't working!" cried Skipper. "All those coding lessons gone to waste!" said Barbie.
"Oh no! My code isn't working…
"We killed the old gods," Barbie muttered into a lukewarm serving of pro-biotic, Balkan-style yoghurt, "but even blood sacrifice isn't enough to challenge heteronormativity in the workplace." "I have to do this on my own."
"We killed the old gods," Bar…
"We killed the old gods," Barbie muttered into a lukewarm serving of pro-biotic, Balkan-style yoghurt, "but even blood sacrifice isn't enough to challenge heteronormativity in the workplace." "I have to do this on my own."
"We killed the old gods," Bar…
Barbie makes it to computer class and starts up a conversation with the teacher, a computer engineer. Barbie asks the teacher "Is it true that a college degree is mandatory to be successful?" The teacher responds "No Barbie, I went to a computer engineering trade school and I feel that I am a success."
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"Step aside Steven and Brian," said Barbie. "I need to spoof my source IP address in order to bypass the whitelist on the proxy."
"Step aside Steven and Brian,…
Step aside Steven and Brian, I need to spoof my source IP address in order to bypass the whitelist on the proxy.
Step aside Steven and Brian, …
Hey what are you doing Barbie, shouldn't you be working?" Asked Skipper. "I'm not slacking off, it's compiling." Replied Barbie.
Hey what are you doing Barbie…
"So our hacker is logged into a fake web site?", asked Brian. "That's right", explained Barbie, "it's a trap called a 'honeypot' in computing-speak. He's using a TOR relay to hide his true internet address, but if he's stupid enough to download the fake app I planted, we'll finally have him unmasked..!"
"So our hacker is logged into…
-Barbie, why do you confuse Halloween and Christmas? -It's because Oct 31 = Dec 25!
-Barbie, why do you confuse H…
-Hi Barbie, why do you confuse Halloween and Christmas? -It's not easy Skipper, it's because Oct 31 = Dec 25!
-Hi Barbie, why do you confus…
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"Houa! Merci Barbie. Grâce à toi j'ai tout compris." la félicite Steven.
"Houa! Merci Barbie. Grâce à …
"Tu te trompes!" répond Barbie "Tu obtiendras exactement les mêmes bugs avec Java. Regarde, je vais te montrer."
"Tu te trompes!" répond Barbi…
Plus tard, Steven et Brian intrigués viennent voir Barbie : "Félicitations Barbie, tu nous a tous bluffés! Peux-tu nous en dire plus sur ta mystérieuse librairie de calcul?" "Oui, c'est une librairie dédié aux float" répond-t-elle. "Pour moi" dit Brian "tout ça ne serait jamais arrivé avec un vrai langage comme Java; Javascript est complètement buggué!".
Plus tard, Steven et Brian in…
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