Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost futanari collection!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie!" Skipper grabs Barbie and thrusts her huge futa cock inside of her.
The next morning, Barbie give…
"Your a lesbian? Threeway?" offers Steven. "Bitch, you ain't never had sex in your life. It's at times like this that I'm proud to be a lesbian." says Barbie. "Steven, stop being a bitch, aight?" "Sure!" says Steven. "Right." Replies Brian. "You are my bitch and my bitch only." Barbie nodded in approval. She'd been shipping them for ages.
"Your a lesbian? Threeway?" o…
“Barbie, I thought we already discussed you posing for a clipart picture. Hook up the projector, for god’s sake.”
“Barbie, I thought we already…
It was a slow day at the office. Brian and Steve, lost in the Twitterverse, pecked at their phones mindlessly while Barbie was hard at work coding a new program. "Hey guys, check out this new program I just wrote!" Eager to be relieved of their boredom, Brian and Steve dashed over to Barbie's work center. "I took the ideas you developed last month and kicked them up a notch," she explained. "Our clients will be thrilled with the improvements I've made!"
It was a slow day at the offi…
New Text: I'm so excited to create this computer game! I'm in charge of the whole project, coding, design, three dimension modeling, and marketing!
New Text: I'm so excited to c…
Original Text: "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!" New Text: I'm so excited to create this computer game! I'm in charge of the whole project, coding, design, three dimension modeling, and marketing!
Original Text: "I'm only crea…
"Yeah Barbie, it's a great site!" Brian exclaimed. "Lemonparty.org has lots of great tips!" Stephen had a hard time stifling his laughter, so he just bit his lip and nodded.
"Yeah Barbie, it's a great si…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"jkk
"I'm only creating the design…
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"What is that!?" Exclaimed Bryan. "This is called a DVD, you Doofus !"Said Barbie. "Eureka! You invented something, blonde girl!"Screamed Bryan.
"What is that!?" Exclaimed Br…
">>>from __future__ import braces", cries Skipper. "SyntaxError:" replies Barbie. "not a chance"
">>>from __future__ import br…
"I just did a fresh install of Utopic Unicorn, because, despite LTS, Trusty Tahr is yesterday's news. And who doesn't like Ubuntu and Unicorns?"
"I just did a fresh install o…
"Seriously, you are coding your site in php?" exclaims Barbie, staggered. "Who let you in?" cries Skipper and throws herself in front of her laptop. "I know it is easy to stick with the tech that you already know, but in the long run it is better to try and learn new stuff every once in a while, especially if you're writing php..." advises Barbie her little sister.
"Seriously, you are coding yo…
Barbie peered at them over her glasses. "Look, guys. I'm doing C++ with one hand and Python with the other. I'm about to bang my head on the keyboard to design a website with Malbolge. I don't have time to go to the pub."
Barbie peered at them over he…
J'ai toujours été celle dans ma famille qui réglait les appareils électroniques et qui formait le reste de la tribu.
J'ai toujours été celle dans …
Madame Smith, mon professeur d'informatique m'a toujours encouragé à développer mes capacités dans tous les domaines de l'informatique : réseaux, codage, design et graphisme.
Madame Smith, mon professeur …
Depuis toute petite, je suis passionnée d'informatique, il était évident que j'en ferai mon métier !
Depuis toute petite, je suis …
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"Your project will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. Barbie sighed. "Programming is not a team sport, Steven." "But I have all the code you need on this disc." "Steven, it's 2014, have you never heard of GitHub?" she replied, exasperated.
"Your project will go faster …
"Steven has to get his shit together! Java and JavaScript are NOT the fucking same!" said Barbie, as she does the whole workload of their project group.
"Steven has to get his shit t…
After class, Barbie grabbed a coffee and headed straight over to the library to work on her Python programming project. "Hey Barbie," she looked up. Oh no, Brian and Steve. "Hey guys, I'm a little busy. Can we meet for a drink later?"
After class, Barbie grabbed a…
Hey barbie you should download my mixtape
Hey barbie you should downloa…
This ginger kid sitting to my left is opressing me, please call the JIDF
This ginger kid sitting to my…
Get the fuck off me you piece of shit
Get the fuck off me you piece…
haha look at the cute doggy lmoa
haha look at the cute doggy l…
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