Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"jkk
"I'm only creating the design…
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"What is that!?" Exclaimed Bryan. "This is called a DVD, you Doofus !"Said Barbie. "Eureka! You invented something, blonde girl!"Screamed Bryan.
"What is that!?" Exclaimed Br…
">>>from __future__ import braces", cries Skipper. "SyntaxError:" replies Barbie. "not a chance"
">>>from __future__ import br…
"I just did a fresh install of Utopic Unicorn, because, despite LTS, Trusty Tahr is yesterday's news. And who doesn't like Ubuntu and Unicorns?"
"I just did a fresh install o…
"Seriously, you are coding your site in php?" exclaims Barbie, staggered. "Who let you in?" cries Skipper and throws herself in front of her laptop. "I know it is easy to stick with the tech that you already know, but in the long run it is better to try and learn new stuff every once in a while, especially if you're writing php..." advises Barbie her little sister.
"Seriously, you are coding yo…
Barbie peered at them over her glasses. "Look, guys. I'm doing C++ with one hand and Python with the other. I'm about to bang my head on the keyboard to design a website with Malbolge. I don't have time to go to the pub."
Barbie peered at them over he…
J'ai toujours été celle dans ma famille qui réglait les appareils électroniques et qui formait le reste de la tribu.
J'ai toujours été celle dans …
Madame Smith, mon professeur d'informatique m'a toujours encouragé à développer mes capacités dans tous les domaines de l'informatique : réseaux, codage, design et graphisme.
Madame Smith, mon professeur …
Depuis toute petite, je suis passionnée d'informatique, il était évident que j'en ferai mon métier !
Depuis toute petite, je suis …
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"Your project will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. Barbie sighed. "Programming is not a team sport, Steven." "But I have all the code you need on this disc." "Steven, it's 2014, have you never heard of GitHub?" she replied, exasperated.
"Your project will go faster …
"Steven has to get his shit together! Java and JavaScript are NOT the fucking same!" said Barbie, as she does the whole workload of their project group.
"Steven has to get his shit t…
After class, Barbie grabbed a coffee and headed straight over to the library to work on her Python programming project. "Hey Barbie," she looked up. Oh no, Brian and Steve. "Hey guys, I'm a little busy. Can we meet for a drink later?"
After class, Barbie grabbed a…
Hey barbie you should download my mixtape
Hey barbie you should downloa…
This ginger kid sitting to my left is opressing me, please call the JIDF
This ginger kid sitting to my…
Get the fuck off me you piece of shit
Get the fuck off me you piece…
haha look at the cute doggy lmoa
haha look at the cute doggy l…
"No", cries Skipper. "I'm ashamed to show you my broken Python code because I haven't been writing any functional or unit tests." "Oh dear," Barbie gasps. "Let's get started writing some basic unit tests, and then we'll move on to debugging."
"No", cries Skipper. "I'm ash…
A horrific squish sounded as her body broke and fused. "the interwebz is mineeeeeee!!!" she rasped as she was slowly sucked into the computer.
A horrific squish sounded as …
"Your new design for the program is genius!" exclaims Steven. "Thanks!" says Barbie. "I've been trying to put together something myself, but sometimes the code gets complicated." says Steven. "But now that I know you are an expert at code, I know who to call for help!"
"Your new design for the prog…
Barbie held up a small crystal phial: it glittered as she moved it, and rays of white light sprang from her hand. ‘In this phial,’ she said, ‘is caught the light of Eärendil’s star, set amid the waters of my fountain. It will shine still brighter when night is about you. May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out.
Barbie held up a small crysta…
"Thank you so much!" says Skipper or whatever the fuck her name is, jumping in glee, "how can I ever repay you?" [refer to Barbie's sexually suggestive face in the photo below]
"Thank you so much!" says Ski…
Steven. Brian. For the last time, I don't have time for your stupid kegger with your neanderthal frat-bros. Go look vapid somewhere else, I'm working.
Steven. Brian. For the last t…
At computer class, Barbie opts to watch cat and dog videos on Youtube instead of paying attention to the lecture. "Intro to Python? What are we - 12?!" Barbie rolls her eyes.
At computer class, Barbie opt…
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