Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"I'm using my creativity and business skills to do the design idea and game structure! I'll have to take more classes before I can turn it into a real game!"
"I'm using my creativity and …
"Get out there and follow your dreams!" Said Skipper. "I dunno, computer college is going to be so scary..." Barbie responded. Then skipper told her "No, Barbie! I know you can do it! You're so good at math and science, and you're going to kick Ken and Brian's butts in college! Believe in yourself and keep trying. You'll never be a math pHD if you give up! I know you're smart enough, you just have to keep pushing!"
"Get out there and follow you…
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Get the fuck out of my house, you bitch. Stop shitting under my bed. I am going to hang your entire family if I see you again.
Get the fuck out of my house,…
Please don't steal my wallet. I agree to blow your massive penis in exchange for getting lubed up pre-rape. Thanks Obama.
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Barbara just finished watching Perished as she says to her sister Nina "Wow, that was a pretty dark movie. Why would anyone want to sit down and watch such a gruesome, sadistic movie like that?" and Nina replies, "Oh, I was in that class. The thing is that but the zombie goes far beyond entertainment. The zombie ceases to be just a zombie; he becomes metaphor. He becomes a way for us to express our abstract, dark, negative thoughts and possibilities. That's why these movies exist." Barbara is speechless, and thanks her sister. She still doesn't fully understand it, so she calls her friend Mike to help. She needs to understand this for tomorrow.
Barbara just finished watchin…
When we look at the zombie, we see the face of society back then and see their fears expressed through their movies. This can be demonstrated through the use of a zombie film called Perished (2011). As homework, I want you to watch it and tell me what it represents to you, considering the problems of the 21st century. Examples would be the fear of technology, infectious disease, and overpopulation, among other things. Homework is due tomorrow, class dismissed.
When we look at the zombie, w…
Today, class, we will be learning about the history of the Zombie media. In the 21st century, they believed that by infectious disease there would be a zombie apocalypse. This is expressed through the time's media.
Today, class, we will be lear…
Later that afternoon, Barbie found herself helping some friends who were majoring in computer science troubleshoot some issues they were having with a website. Some how it came naturally to her and she was really enjoying herself.
Later that afternoon, Barbie …
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily. What the fuck?!
At computer class, Barbie pre…
Barbie was affected by this commercial in a way that made her think about her major and her future ahead of her. It made her ask herself if nursing is what she wanted to actually pursue, so she spoke with her roommate very indirectly about the idea of changing majors because maybe nursing isn't what she really wants to do; but was almost immediately shot down.
Barbie was affected by this c…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven with his cool and collected voice and smoldering eyes. "Can I help you?" asks Barbie with a skeptical look. "Steven and I can hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer!" adds Brian, giving her a huge grin. "No," replies Barbie.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven, with his cool and collected voice and smoldering eyes. "Can I help you?" asks Barbie with a skeptical look. "Steven and I can hook up Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer!" adds Brian, offering her a huge grin. "No," replies Barbie.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Barbie, a sophomore in college, is procrastinating on her boring medical terminology assignment by eating some shitty frozen yogurt with the television on in the background when this strange commercial comes on...
Barbie, a sophomore in colleg…
Students, “The idea that you need an education to make anything of your life is a misconception. Children today are told their entire lives that they must pursue some sort of college education, usually at least a bachelors degree, to be successful at all in their adult lives.” it is not true. The veterinarian on the left and the physician on the right both had a passion for their fields before they even pursued their higher education. “One should know what they love and love what they know, follow their dreams, and be successful by their own definition, not by some misconception they were raised by.”
Students, “The idea that you …
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Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her des…
"I can't believe Steven's not rebasing his branch from master after merging, he's not doing himself any favors with the senior devs, leaving the git history a mess like this," vented Barbie. "Will you pour me some Kombucha while I work on this interactive merge to clean up his garbage?" she asked Skipper. "It is hard not to feel sorry for him, sometimes," said Skipper.
"I can't believe Steven's not…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Grace's and Ada's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
Hanna: Hey Joesph, I got Laura to enroll in school and she loves it! Joesph: Wow that's awesome, I'm really glad that she decided to go to school.
Hanna: Hey Joesph, I got Laur…
Hanna: Hey Laura, how did you first day of class go? Laura: It went well I really love my teacher's, you were right getting your education is important. I decided to go to school full-time. Hanna: I'm glad I was able to change your mind, I'm going to go study now.
Hanna: Hey Laura, how did you…
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