Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

"Maybe I can will the computer to work through sheer force of will!" says Barbie's sister. "How about instead, I attend a computer class," suggests Barbie, "that way I can better myself through education and then pass the knowledge onto you!" "what a great idea!" says her sister.
"Maybe I can will the compute…
"that reminds me," says Barbie's younger sister," I drew this puppy for you to use as inspiration for your design." "thank you!" exclaims Barbie, "now if only I knew how to use Adobe Illustrator!"
"that reminds me," says Barbi…
"Now that my computers up and running again and I've collected plenty of design strategies and inspiration from different sources, i'm ready to design the poster!"
"Now that my computers up and…
"i'll be honest," Barbie tells her friends, "it's a little frustrating that both of our computers crashed and now we had to come to the library to fix them." "It's okay," Brian tells her, "just imagine how much more exciting it'll be when the poster is done now that were having trouble with it."
"i'll be honest," Barbie tell…
Barbie's friends agree to help her think of ideas for her project but Barbie wonders, "am I cheating or being unoriginal by using my friends ideas?" "Of course not!" assures Ken, "nobody could pull a new idea out of the blue, everything has to come from somewhere!"
Barbie's friends agree to hel…
Barbie's younger sister tells her that she has been stressing herself out by working too hard on the poster. Barbie explains to her that hard work is it's own reward and that if making the poster was easy, it wouldn't be worth doing.
Barbie's younger sister tells…
"i appreciate your help," says Barbie, "it's great to get outside opinions and ideas, i'll keep asking for new ideas on how to improve my poster so that I can combine them all and make it my own!"
"i appreciate your help," say…
"i'm ready to start designing this poster," said Barbie, "but I may need help from some friends because it isn't easy to come up with a totally new idea on your own!"
"i'm ready to start designing…
"Oooh, that is good, Skipper!" said Misty. "You know what else is good?", Misty sarcastically said, "You shutting up and fucking off while I get this email sent back to Mark. I don't have time to hear about your stupid problems when I am this worked up! God, I'm gonna need a drink and it is only 9AM!"
"Oooh, that is good, Skipper!…
"Have you guys seen the movie that was assigned?" asks Barbara. Mike and John both nod. "Although, I understand that they reflect issues of the 21st century, I still don't understand why anyone would watch it." "It's okay," replies John "the answer is that, unlike earnest, realistic films with Good Housekeeping Seals of approval, horror movies — with their sadism, unapologetic sensationalism, lack of nuance, and avid gratification of pathological impulses — offer sharper, more acute versions of our worst-case scenarios, they are like brilliant metaphors for what haunts us. That is why when we pay our four or five bucks and seat ourselves at tenth-row center in a theater showing a horror movie, we are daring the nightmare."
"Have you guys seen the movie…
"Have you guys seen the movie that was assigned?" says Barbara. They both nod. "Although, I understand that they reflect issues of the 21st century, I still don't understand why anyone would watch it." "It's okay," replies John "the answer is that, unlike earnest, realistic films with Good Housekeeping Seals of approval, horror movies — with their sadism, unapologetic sensationalism, lack of nuance, and avid gratification of pathological impulses — offer sharper, more acute versions of our worst-case scenarios, they are like brilliant metaphors for what haunts us. That is why when we pay our four or five bucks and seat ourselves at tenth-row center in a theater showing a horror movie, we are daring the nightmare."
"Have you guys seen the movie…
"Which one of you tards, used tabs instead of spaces?" Asked Barbie. "Also, fuck you Gerben" She summed up the whole story.
"Which one of you tards, used…
Barbara just finished watching Perished as she says to her sister Nina "Wow, that was a pretty dark movie. Why would anyone want to sit down and watch such a gruesome, sadistic movie like that?" and Nina replies, "Oh, I was in that class last year. The thing is that the zombie goes far beyond entertainment. The zombie ceases to be just a zombie; he becomes metaphor. He becomes a way for us to express our abstract, dark, negative thoughts and possibilities. That's why these movies exist. It's very simple." Barbara is speechless, and thanks her sister. She still doesn't fully understand it, so she calls her friend Mike and John to help. She really needs to understand this for tomorrow.
Barbara just finished watchin…
"I better start early, so that I will not be stressed" Barbie says, laughing. "yep, I was in the same class with everyone else, and we all had the same assignment. It's no big deal, I had no problem with the previous homeworks and I did it all by myself".
"I better start early, so tha…
I'm so sick of this stupid BSA crap. Why couldn't they just make it more like Altiris? Screw this, I'm gonna go do my nails and read Cosmo.
I'm so sick of this stupid BS…
Barbie: "How do I get Farmville to stop crashing? I broke up with my boyfriend because he didn't match my wardrobe and now there is nobody to fix my computers for me. The tech people at Best Buy are so ugly, ugh, I can't deal with that." Kendra holds her vagina splitter knife and replies : "I'm a gynocologist, you retard. What the hell do you want from me? Now lie down and spread your legs, it's the only thing you know how to do well. I'm going to insert this speaker on my desk and turn the volume up.
Barbie: "How do I get Farmvil…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and Brazzers is open with Tyress' Junk in full view. "It's a live feed", said Barbie. Her sister sat there stunned. Then realizing that the camera was moving toward their house. "Ummm...Barbie", said Marisa, "is that our house?" "Yes it is" was Barbie's response. "Barbie what is going on" "I said I had a BIG surprise for you" "BARBIE WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!", Marisa was in shock, "THERE IS NO WAY THAT IS GONNA FIT!!!!" "Don't be silly, given enough time and lube anything will fit. It fit in me. Not to mention you have time to warm up, he is only at the stairs". The next hour of time was a blur of heat and screaming. Pounding pain, and pleasure. Marisa never forgot that day, and never had a better surprise in the rest of her life.
The next morning, Barbie give…
"Right now I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need much more time to finish it!"
"Right now I'm only creating …
"What a fantastic job Barbie," says Steven. "I am so proud of you and can't wait to play your game again!" "Thanks for believing in me Steven," Barbie says.
"What a fantastic job Barbie,…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Barbie. "Fantastic!" says Steven. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Barbie. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Skippers help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
Barbie presented her game in class and her teacher was very happy with all of her hard work. All of her classmates clapped once her presentation was over. "You have a lot of potential Barbie," her teacher said.
Barbie presented her game in …
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "Later Steven and Brian are going to watch me turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"Wow Barbie! This is amazing! You should definitely show this off," Steven says. "Thanks Steven" says Barbie. "It is amazing what you can do Barbie," says Brian. "You should think about getting a job in this type of field."
"Wow Barbie! This is amazing!…
Barbie meets with Steven and Brian. "Hi guys!" says Barbie. "I am designing a new game on my laptop and can't wait to show you! Let me know what you think"
Barbie meets with Steven and …
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