Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

Barbie: "How do I get Farmville to stop crashing? I broke up with my boyfriend because he didn't match my wardrobe and now there is nobody to fix my computers for me. The tech people at Best Buy are so ugly, ugh, I can't deal with that." Kendra holds her vagina splitter knife and replies : "I'm a gynocologist, you retard. What the hell do you want from me? Now lie down and spread your legs, it's the only thing you know how to do well. I'm going to insert this speaker on my desk and turn the volume up.
Barbie: "How do I get Farmvil…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and Brazzers is open with Tyress' Junk in full view. "It's a live feed", said Barbie. Her sister sat there stunned. Then realizing that the camera was moving toward their house. "Ummm...Barbie", said Marisa, "is that our house?" "Yes it is" was Barbie's response. "Barbie what is going on" "I said I had a BIG surprise for you" "BARBIE WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!", Marisa was in shock, "THERE IS NO WAY THAT IS GONNA FIT!!!!" "Don't be silly, given enough time and lube anything will fit. It fit in me. Not to mention you have time to warm up, he is only at the stairs". The next hour of time was a blur of heat and screaming. Pounding pain, and pleasure. Marisa never forgot that day, and never had a better surprise in the rest of her life.
The next morning, Barbie give…
"Right now I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need much more time to finish it!"
"Right now I'm only creating …
"What a fantastic job Barbie," says Steven. "I am so proud of you and can't wait to play your game again!" "Thanks for believing in me Steven," Barbie says.
"What a fantastic job Barbie,…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Barbie. "Fantastic!" says Steven. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Barbie. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Skippers help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
Barbie presented her game in class and her teacher was very happy with all of her hard work. All of her classmates clapped once her presentation was over. "You have a lot of potential Barbie," her teacher said.
Barbie presented her game in …
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "Later Steven and Brian are going to watch me turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"Wow Barbie! This is amazing! You should definitely show this off," Steven says. "Thanks Steven" says Barbie. "It is amazing what you can do Barbie," says Brian. "You should think about getting a job in this type of field."
"Wow Barbie! This is amazing!…
Barbie meets with Steven and Brian. "Hi guys!" says Barbie. "I am designing a new game on my laptop and can't wait to show you! Let me know what you think"
Barbie meets with Steven and …
"I'm creating the design ideas for a new game" Barbie says. "I can't wait to show Brian and Steven my ideas!"
"I'm creating the design idea…
"I'm so excited about these game designs!," Barbie says, laughing. "And to see what Sarah and Anishka create as well!"
"I'm so excited about these g…
"We are a small enough organization that I'm choosing the platform, designing the software, and serving as a the Product Owner," Barbie says, laughing. "Tammy will be the ScrumMaster with Steven, Brian, and Joy also on the development team." Barbie is one of the grandmas in her organization (old photo) who cut their teeth writing code and have mentored hundreds of younger developers over the years. She was inspired when meeting Admiral Grace Hopper, "Grandma COBOL," many years before.
"We are a small enough organi…
Barbie completed her degree in a few years and at the end of it, she teamed up with one of her classmates to begin a project on a new social media platform.
Barbie completed her degree i…
Barbie loves her new classes, she is learning new things about computers every day. She feels very fulfilled with her change of major from nursing to computer science. She now goes every day spreading the message of, "Understanding that passion for something is just as, if not more important, than an education" itself.
Barbie loves her new classes,…
Barbie finally gets a word in and explains, "Education should be something that we pursue out of personal desire and interest." I am interested in computers, Barbie said. Barbie explains what she has learned, "Whenever education and passion are combined it becomes an even more powerful tool for success. It is not only going to help with possible financial success but it will also help in the success of ones overall happiness." and I would rather be happy and at risk of financial trouble than live comfortably and be miserable, said Barbie. Her roommate understands and accepts the change.
Barbie finally gets a word in…
Barbie finally gets a word in and explains, "Education should be something that we pursue out of personal desire and interest." I am interested in computers, Barbie said. Barbie explains what she has learned, "Whenever education and passion are combined it becomes an even more powerful tool for success. It is not only going to help with possible financial success but it will also help in the success of ones overall happiness." and I would rather be happy and at risk of financial trouble than live comfortably and be miserable, said Barbie.
Barbie finally gets a word in…
Barbie's roommate barges into Barbie's room and tries to steal Barbie's laptop while she is screaming and crying at barbie, asking her why she is making her do this alone. Barbie's roommate doesn't let barbie talk at all, she only yells at barbie telling her that she needs to go to nursing school because that is the only way they ever imagined making a living while growing up.
Barbie's roommate barges into…
Barbie's roommate barges into Barbie's room and tries to steal Barbie's laptop while she is screaming and crying at barbie, asking her why she is making her do this alone. Barbie's roommate doesn't let barbie talk at all, she only yells at barbie telling her that she needs to go to nursing school because that is the only way they ever imagined making a living while growing up.
Barbie's roommate barges into…
On the first day of the following semester, Barbie's roommate found Barbie's new class schedule that she had printed out so she wouldn't forget where to go, considering she would be going to a different part of the school. Her roommate was very upset about this and didn't want to go through nursing school alone.
On the first day of the follo…
Toward the end of that semester Barbie began to secretly look at what the requirements were for a Computer Science major. She decided to finalize it by changing her major and registering for classes that will get her a degree in computer science; without letting her roommate, who was in the nursing program with her, know about her major change.
Toward the end of that semest…
Toward the end of that semester Barbie began to secretly look at what the requirements were for a Computer Science major. She decided to finalize it by changing her major and registering for classes that will get her a degree in computer science; without letting her roommate, who was in the nursing program with her, know about her major change.
Toward the end of that semest…
As Barbie is helping her friends she recalls the campaign that was being advertised earlier that day, that she had researched, and she specifically remembered this quote, "Whenever something sparks a persons interest is when they should educate themselves on it to see where it takes them, if they grow a passion for it then hopefully they can be content with that subject and find a successful career in the field for the rest of their working life." it was like a light going off in her head. She realized how much fun she was having working with the computers.
As Barbie is helping her frie…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "No please stay!" pleads Skipper. "Look if you stay I will make it real comfy for you, take this pillow." Skipper yells as she rushes to convince Barbie to stay. "I really appreciate your offer, but I'm late," Barbie responds as she ways back to her.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If your computer gets a virus and crashes, how can you retrieve all the files you lost?" asks Barbie. As Barbie is speaking, Steven listens carefully as he remembers something very important. "Technology hero to the rescue," he shouted in his mind.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
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