Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"i'm ready to start designing this poster," said Barbie, "but I may need help from some friends because it isn't easy to come up with a totally new idea on your own!"
"i'm ready to start designing…
"Oooh, that is good, Skipper!" said Misty. "You know what else is good?", Misty sarcastically said, "You shutting up and fucking off while I get this email sent back to Mark. I don't have time to hear about your stupid problems when I am this worked up! God, I'm gonna need a drink and it is only 9AM!"
"Oooh, that is good, Skipper!…
"Have you guys seen the movie that was assigned?" asks Barbara. Mike and John both nod. "Although, I understand that they reflect issues of the 21st century, I still don't understand why anyone would watch it." "It's okay," replies John "the answer is that, unlike earnest, realistic films with Good Housekeeping Seals of approval, horror movies — with their sadism, unapologetic sensationalism, lack of nuance, and avid gratification of pathological impulses — offer sharper, more acute versions of our worst-case scenarios, they are like brilliant metaphors for what haunts us. That is why when we pay our four or five bucks and seat ourselves at tenth-row center in a theater showing a horror movie, we are daring the nightmare."
"Have you guys seen the movie…
"Have you guys seen the movie that was assigned?" says Barbara. They both nod. "Although, I understand that they reflect issues of the 21st century, I still don't understand why anyone would watch it." "It's okay," replies John "the answer is that, unlike earnest, realistic films with Good Housekeeping Seals of approval, horror movies — with their sadism, unapologetic sensationalism, lack of nuance, and avid gratification of pathological impulses — offer sharper, more acute versions of our worst-case scenarios, they are like brilliant metaphors for what haunts us. That is why when we pay our four or five bucks and seat ourselves at tenth-row center in a theater showing a horror movie, we are daring the nightmare."
"Have you guys seen the movie…
"Which one of you tards, used tabs instead of spaces?" Asked Barbie. "Also, fuck you Gerben" She summed up the whole story.
"Which one of you tards, used…
Barbara just finished watching Perished as she says to her sister Nina "Wow, that was a pretty dark movie. Why would anyone want to sit down and watch such a gruesome, sadistic movie like that?" and Nina replies, "Oh, I was in that class last year. The thing is that the zombie goes far beyond entertainment. The zombie ceases to be just a zombie; he becomes metaphor. He becomes a way for us to express our abstract, dark, negative thoughts and possibilities. That's why these movies exist. It's very simple." Barbara is speechless, and thanks her sister. She still doesn't fully understand it, so she calls her friend Mike and John to help. She really needs to understand this for tomorrow.
Barbara just finished watchin…
"I better start early, so that I will not be stressed" Barbie says, laughing. "yep, I was in the same class with everyone else, and we all had the same assignment. It's no big deal, I had no problem with the previous homeworks and I did it all by myself".
"I better start early, so tha…
I'm so sick of this stupid BSA crap. Why couldn't they just make it more like Altiris? Screw this, I'm gonna go do my nails and read Cosmo.
I'm so sick of this stupid BS…
Barbie: "How do I get Farmville to stop crashing? I broke up with my boyfriend because he didn't match my wardrobe and now there is nobody to fix my computers for me. The tech people at Best Buy are so ugly, ugh, I can't deal with that." Kendra holds her vagina splitter knife and replies : "I'm a gynocologist, you retard. What the hell do you want from me? Now lie down and spread your legs, it's the only thing you know how to do well. I'm going to insert this speaker on my desk and turn the volume up.
Barbie: "How do I get Farmvil…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and Brazzers is open with Tyress' Junk in full view. "It's a live feed", said Barbie. Her sister sat there stunned. Then realizing that the camera was moving toward their house. "Ummm...Barbie", said Marisa, "is that our house?" "Yes it is" was Barbie's response. "Barbie what is going on" "I said I had a BIG surprise for you" "BARBIE WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!", Marisa was in shock, "THERE IS NO WAY THAT IS GONNA FIT!!!!" "Don't be silly, given enough time and lube anything will fit. It fit in me. Not to mention you have time to warm up, he is only at the stairs". The next hour of time was a blur of heat and screaming. Pounding pain, and pleasure. Marisa never forgot that day, and never had a better surprise in the rest of her life.
The next morning, Barbie give…
"Right now I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need much more time to finish it!"
"Right now I'm only creating …
"What a fantastic job Barbie," says Steven. "I am so proud of you and can't wait to play your game again!" "Thanks for believing in me Steven," Barbie says.
"What a fantastic job Barbie,…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Barbie. "Fantastic!" says Steven. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Barbie. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Skippers help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
Barbie presented her game in class and her teacher was very happy with all of her hard work. All of her classmates clapped once her presentation was over. "You have a lot of potential Barbie," her teacher said.
Barbie presented her game in …
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "Later Steven and Brian are going to watch me turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"Wow Barbie! This is amazing! You should definitely show this off," Steven says. "Thanks Steven" says Barbie. "It is amazing what you can do Barbie," says Brian. "You should think about getting a job in this type of field."
"Wow Barbie! This is amazing!…
Barbie meets with Steven and Brian. "Hi guys!" says Barbie. "I am designing a new game on my laptop and can't wait to show you! Let me know what you think"
Barbie meets with Steven and …
"I'm creating the design ideas for a new game" Barbie says. "I can't wait to show Brian and Steven my ideas!"
"I'm creating the design idea…
"I'm so excited about these game designs!," Barbie says, laughing. "And to see what Sarah and Anishka create as well!"
"I'm so excited about these g…
"We are a small enough organization that I'm choosing the platform, designing the software, and serving as a the Product Owner," Barbie says, laughing. "Tammy will be the ScrumMaster with Steven, Brian, and Joy also on the development team." Barbie is one of the grandmas in her organization (old photo) who cut their teeth writing code and have mentored hundreds of younger developers over the years. She was inspired when meeting Admiral Grace Hopper, "Grandma COBOL," many years before.
"We are a small enough organi…
Barbie completed her degree in a few years and at the end of it, she teamed up with one of her classmates to begin a project on a new social media platform.
Barbie completed her degree i…
Barbie loves her new classes, she is learning new things about computers every day. She feels very fulfilled with her change of major from nursing to computer science. She now goes every day spreading the message of, "Understanding that passion for something is just as, if not more important, than an education" itself.
Barbie loves her new classes,…
Barbie finally gets a word in and explains, "Education should be something that we pursue out of personal desire and interest." I am interested in computers, Barbie said. Barbie explains what she has learned, "Whenever education and passion are combined it becomes an even more powerful tool for success. It is not only going to help with possible financial success but it will also help in the success of ones overall happiness." and I would rather be happy and at risk of financial trouble than live comfortably and be miserable, said Barbie. Her roommate understands and accepts the change.
Barbie finally gets a word in…
Barbie finally gets a word in and explains, "Education should be something that we pursue out of personal desire and interest." I am interested in computers, Barbie said. Barbie explains what she has learned, "Whenever education and passion are combined it becomes an even more powerful tool for success. It is not only going to help with possible financial success but it will also help in the success of ones overall happiness." and I would rather be happy and at risk of financial trouble than live comfortably and be miserable, said Barbie.
Barbie finally gets a word in…
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