Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

"Don't look!" yelled Skipper. "I'm shopping for your Christmas present online and want you to be surprised," she explained to Barbie.
"Don't look!" yelled Skipper.…
"I'm creating and designing a whole game by myself," says Barbie. "I was going to let Brian and Steve help me out, but I know I'm fully capable of engineering the site on my own."
"I'm creating and designing a…
Hey guys, I meant to send you the designs, but I decided I could probably do it better than you guys anyway. Thanks for offering to help but turns out I don't need it anymore. I'm a boss.
Hey guys, I meant to send you…
"Do you know why you come to school everyday?" asks ms key, the teacher. "I only come because my parents make me!" says barbie, as the class laughs. The teacher chuckles. "Today we will watch a video that will explain it's importance."
"Do you know why you come to …
"WOW! My designs are really coming along," says a very satisfied Barbie. "The coding for this game shouldn't take long, it'll all be up in no time!"
"WOW! My designs are really c…
"I love creating the design ideas for this game," Barbie says, laughing. "I can't wait to show Steven and Brian and see what they think!"
"I love creating the design i…
"Thank you for designing that poster for my pet grooming business Barbie," says Brian. "No problem," Barbie tells him, " I had fun making it and any struggles I did have in the process simply molded me into a better person."
"Thank you for designing that…
"Thank you for creating that poster for my dog washing business," sais Brain "No problem!" Barbie tells him, "I was glad to do it and any struggles I had with it simply made me into a stronger person!"
"Thank you for creating that …
Barbie sits in the front row of her new computer class and listens attentively while her instructor explain the basics of the Illistrator program.
Barbie sits in the front row …
"Hurry!" yells Barbie's sister, "you can't be late on your first day" "I'm going says Barbie, and when I get back i'm going to design that poster," promises Barbie.
"Hurry!" yells Barbie's siste…
"Maybe I can will the computer to work through sheer force of will!" says Barbie's sister. "How about instead, I attend a computer class," suggests Barbie, "that way I can better myself through education and then pass the knowledge onto you!" "what a great idea!" says her sister.
"Maybe I can will the compute…
"that reminds me," says Barbie's younger sister," I drew this puppy for you to use as inspiration for your design." "thank you!" exclaims Barbie, "now if only I knew how to use Adobe Illustrator!"
"that reminds me," says Barbi…
"Now that my computers up and running again and I've collected plenty of design strategies and inspiration from different sources, i'm ready to design the poster!"
"Now that my computers up and…
"i'll be honest," Barbie tells her friends, "it's a little frustrating that both of our computers crashed and now we had to come to the library to fix them." "It's okay," Brian tells her, "just imagine how much more exciting it'll be when the poster is done now that were having trouble with it."
"i'll be honest," Barbie tell…
Barbie's friends agree to help her think of ideas for her project but Barbie wonders, "am I cheating or being unoriginal by using my friends ideas?" "Of course not!" assures Ken, "nobody could pull a new idea out of the blue, everything has to come from somewhere!"
Barbie's friends agree to hel…
Barbie's younger sister tells her that she has been stressing herself out by working too hard on the poster. Barbie explains to her that hard work is it's own reward and that if making the poster was easy, it wouldn't be worth doing.
Barbie's younger sister tells…
"i appreciate your help," says Barbie, "it's great to get outside opinions and ideas, i'll keep asking for new ideas on how to improve my poster so that I can combine them all and make it my own!"
"i appreciate your help," say…
"i'm ready to start designing this poster," said Barbie, "but I may need help from some friends because it isn't easy to come up with a totally new idea on your own!"
"i'm ready to start designing…
"Oooh, that is good, Skipper!" said Misty. "You know what else is good?", Misty sarcastically said, "You shutting up and fucking off while I get this email sent back to Mark. I don't have time to hear about your stupid problems when I am this worked up! God, I'm gonna need a drink and it is only 9AM!"
"Oooh, that is good, Skipper!…
"Have you guys seen the movie that was assigned?" asks Barbara. Mike and John both nod. "Although, I understand that they reflect issues of the 21st century, I still don't understand why anyone would watch it." "It's okay," replies John "the answer is that, unlike earnest, realistic films with Good Housekeeping Seals of approval, horror movies — with their sadism, unapologetic sensationalism, lack of nuance, and avid gratification of pathological impulses — offer sharper, more acute versions of our worst-case scenarios, they are like brilliant metaphors for what haunts us. That is why when we pay our four or five bucks and seat ourselves at tenth-row center in a theater showing a horror movie, we are daring the nightmare."
"Have you guys seen the movie…
"Have you guys seen the movie that was assigned?" says Barbara. They both nod. "Although, I understand that they reflect issues of the 21st century, I still don't understand why anyone would watch it." "It's okay," replies John "the answer is that, unlike earnest, realistic films with Good Housekeeping Seals of approval, horror movies — with their sadism, unapologetic sensationalism, lack of nuance, and avid gratification of pathological impulses — offer sharper, more acute versions of our worst-case scenarios, they are like brilliant metaphors for what haunts us. That is why when we pay our four or five bucks and seat ourselves at tenth-row center in a theater showing a horror movie, we are daring the nightmare."
"Have you guys seen the movie…
"Which one of you tards, used tabs instead of spaces?" Asked Barbie. "Also, fuck you Gerben" She summed up the whole story.
"Which one of you tards, used…
Barbara just finished watching Perished as she says to her sister Nina "Wow, that was a pretty dark movie. Why would anyone want to sit down and watch such a gruesome, sadistic movie like that?" and Nina replies, "Oh, I was in that class last year. The thing is that the zombie goes far beyond entertainment. The zombie ceases to be just a zombie; he becomes metaphor. He becomes a way for us to express our abstract, dark, negative thoughts and possibilities. That's why these movies exist. It's very simple." Barbara is speechless, and thanks her sister. She still doesn't fully understand it, so she calls her friend Mike and John to help. She really needs to understand this for tomorrow.
Barbara just finished watchin…
"I better start early, so that I will not be stressed" Barbie says, laughing. "yep, I was in the same class with everyone else, and we all had the same assignment. It's no big deal, I had no problem with the previous homeworks and I did it all by myself".
"I better start early, so tha…
I'm so sick of this stupid BSA crap. Why couldn't they just make it more like Altiris? Screw this, I'm gonna go do my nails and read Cosmo.
I'm so sick of this stupid BS…
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