Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Ugh!" grunts Barbara exasperated after watching Perished and says “That was a pretty dark movie. Why would anyone want to sit down and watch such a gruesome, sadistic movie like that?” Nina overhears and replies saying “Oh, I was in that class last year. The thing is that the zombie goes far beyond entertainment. He becomes a way for us to express our abstract, dark, negative thoughts and possibilities. That’s why these movies exist.” Barbara is speechless and thanks her sister. She still doesn’t fully understand it, so she calls her friends Mike and John to meet her at the library. She really needs a good grade in this class.
"Ugh!" grunts Barbara exa…
Ms. Turner continues “When we look at the zombie, we see the face of society back then and see their fears expressed through their movies. This can be demonstrated through the use of a zombie film called Perished. As homework, I want you to watch it and tell me what it represents to you, considering the problems of the 21st century. Examples would be fear of technology, infectious disease, and overpopulation, among other things. Remember to think of the zombie as a metaphor. Homework is due tomorrow, class dismissed.”
Ms. Turner continues “When we…
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"Ugh!" grunts Barbara exasperated after watching Perished and says “That was a pretty dark movie. Why would anyone want to sit down and watch such a gruesome, sadistic movie like that?” Nina overhears and replies saying “Oh, I was in that class last year. The thing is that the zombie goes far beyond entertainment. He becomes a way for us to express our abstract, dark, negative thoughts and possibilities. That’s why these movies exist.” Barbara is speechless and thanks her sister. She still doesn’t fully understand it, so she calls her friends Mike and John to meet her at the library. She really needs a good grade in this class.
"Ugh!" grunts Barbara exas…
“Today, class, we will be learning about the history of Zombie media. In the 21st century, they believed that by infectious disease there would be a zombie apocalypse. This is expressed through the time’s media.” said Ms. Turner.
“Today, class, we will be lea…
"Your using Internet Explorer 7? What the hell is wrong with you Bryan? I suppose you knit your own stockings still as well?" Barbie snarled.
"Your using Internet Explorer…
"wow, you increased my computers processor power by tenfold!" "not a problem, just stop downloading toolbars!"
"wow, you increased my comput…
Skipper: "Your robot puppy is so sweet. Can I play your game?" Barbie: "My 4-year old niece drew that for me, you dumb bitch. Why would I use it in a game? This isn't Farmville."
Skipper: "Your robot puppy is…
"Thanks for the quick fuck, Barbie! Unfortunately, I will have to remove the gold star from your name here. I'm a dude!"
"Thanks for the quick fuck, B…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so pissed that Barbie made a stupid puppy game that she kicks her out of the class. Ms. Smith smiles as Barbie walks out and says to herself. "Thank God I'm rid of her. What a dumb bitch. Was she legitimately retarded?"
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"JK, I don't let white dudes eat me out LOLOL"
"JK, I don't let white dudes …
After we finish this engineering bullshit, you're both going down on me... at the same time. You're welcome.
After we finish this engineer…
Porn. Because Engineering Barbie. I do what I want.
Porn. Because Engineering Bar…
"This is how I want all the fire hydrants outside to look," muttered F. "Also, what the fuck is up with my sink? Why does it look like a giant trash can? Oh well!"
"This is how I want all the f…
When Barbie leaves porn up on Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking with pop-ups of giant black penises. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "At least you didn't see the midget porn I was looking at!" Skipper thinks to herself, "Fuck! I hope she didn't find my BDSM files!"
When Barbie leaves porn up on…
"I'm creating the design and doing the programming," Barbie says, laughing. "Some people think designers don't know anything about programming -- but they are SO wrong about that!"
"I'm creating the design and …
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework! Can you show me how you did it so I can resolve computer issues, too?"
The next morning, Barbie give…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'll add you the list of Beta-testers. Your expert feedback will save me and my team lots of time and money!" Barbie says, laughing,
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"Your puppy is adorable!" laughs Skipper, "Can I play the game?" Barbie replied, "After I've just added a this." Barbie tapped a few keys, "There, now you can play it!" Skipper took Barbie's place and she played the game. "Cool!" smiled Skipper, "It's great!"
"Your puppy is adorable!" lau…
"Well, I have gone for some courses on programming a computer game." replied barbie. "It's time to put my skills to the test!"
"Well, I have gone for some c…
"adrian, what's taking so long with the crap scanner?" Gerben asked. "Sorry, I'm too busy with playing Barbie images." adrian exclaimed.
"adrian, what's taking so lon…
"I'm only changing this one line on rrd0" Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need thefuts to be fixing it for next weeks!"
"I'm only changing this one l…
"There VM migrations are crap" Barbie says. "Gerben, weren't you supposed to have them finished by now? I am truly disappointed". But Gerben is a nigger and Barbie cannot speak black
"There VM migrations are crap…
After standup, Barbie meets with Robin and Gerben in the unit. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "Fuck you" she nodded.
After standup, Barbie meets w…
Barbie sits in the front row of her graphic design class and listens attentively while the instructor explains the basics of Illustrator.
Barbie sits in the front row …
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