Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Barbie. "Fantastic!" says Steven. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Barbie. "Now I have to retrieve the files from my hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!" "Good jod Barbie" says Steven.
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I know I can be a computer engineer, I fixed two laptops with no help!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "I got it covered" says Barbie. "All I have to do is hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer.The library computers have excellent security software to protect it" she says.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
“Thank so much for helping me understand it!” says Barbara to John He replies by saying “That’s the point of a community!”
“Thank so much for helping me…
Barbie begins to read her paper. “In those days, it was easy to get lost in the crowd; loss of identity is a terrifying thing. The zombies are the multitude; they have no identity within the crowd. Zombies are soulless beings, they have no mind of their own; they are being controlled by an urge, a spell; a disease. Even the man that remained himself among the hoard of zombies lost himself to an urge: that of hunger. Zombie films like Perished are here to explain the importance of a society, the importance of the community, the importance of the conservation of individuality. Without a society, within our primal selves, there is no individuality. Society, although it groups us together, makes us a crowd, makes us a multitude, and is still able to conserve our individuality. Did they go to watch zombies to have fun? Yes, but also to understand the worst-case scenario.” Wow! Barbara, you get an A!” says Ms. Turner.
Barbie begins to read her pap…
“Well, negative emotions don’t go away," responds Mike "and they demand periodic exercise. Is our appetite for horror greater than ever when we sense the beginning of the end of how we live? I think so. For example, throughout the range of options you have in zombie media, the prevalent theme you will find is that of the loss of identity. The loss of identity does not only apply to the human turned zombie, but to the remaining survivors as well. You can easily see this in Perished.” “Yes," interjects John "it is everyone for themselves, and because of this, they have lost their identities in society to replace it with the need to survive.” “Wow! I think I understand it. I need to go home and write all of this down for tomorrow!” Blurts out Barbara as she runs for the door excited.
“Well, negative emotions don’…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise I will fix your laptop when I get home from school." "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
"What is the nightmare, though? What is the metaphor?" asks Barbara. "Keep in mind," responds Mike "that we get ideas from our environment, from the people around us, from everything that happens around us. People need inspiration; they need a starting place from where to begin. Back then they had the Ebola outbreak, mass shootings, biological warfare, and a population addicted to consuming as inspiration, and the zombie as an attraction." “I’ve never thought that zombies could represent fears.” says Barbie while in thought. “The question hangs:” she continues, ”Why would any intelligent person who is already horrified by the news of the day want to watch horror movies? I just don’t get it.”
"What is the nightmare, thou…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" I only created the designs," Barbie says, laughing, " I need a little more time to turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Have you guys seen the movie that was assigned?” asks Barbara. Mike and John both nod. She continues “Although I understand that they reflect issues of the 21st century, I still don’t understand why anyone would watch them.” “It’s okay,” replies John, “the answer is that, unlike earnest, realistic films with Good Housekeeping Seals of approval, horror movies – with their sadism, unapologetic sensationalism, lack of nuance, and avid gratification of pathological impulses – offer sharper, more acute versions of our worst case scenarios, they are like brilliant metaphors for what haunts us, and, obviously haunted the people in the 21st century. That is why when we pay our four or five bucks and seat ourselves at tenth-row center in a theater showing a horror movie, we are daring the nightmare.”
Have you guys seen the movie …
"Ugh!" grunts Barbara exasperated after watching Perished and says “That was a pretty dark movie. Why would anyone want to sit down and watch such a gruesome, sadistic movie like that?” Nina overhears and replies saying “Oh, I was in that class last year. The thing is that the zombie goes far beyond entertainment. He becomes a way for us to express our abstract, dark, negative thoughts and possibilities. That’s why these movies exist.” Barbara is speechless and thanks her sister. She still doesn’t fully understand it, so she calls her friends Mike and John to meet her at the library. She really needs a good grade in this class.
"Ugh!" grunts Barbara exa…
Ms. Turner continues “When we look at the zombie, we see the face of society back then and see their fears expressed through their movies. This can be demonstrated through the use of a zombie film called Perished. As homework, I want you to watch it and tell me what it represents to you, considering the problems of the 21st century. Examples would be fear of technology, infectious disease, and overpopulation, among other things. Remember to think of the zombie as a metaphor. Homework is due tomorrow, class dismissed.”
Ms. Turner continues “When we…
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"Ugh!" grunts Barbara exasperated after watching Perished and says “That was a pretty dark movie. Why would anyone want to sit down and watch such a gruesome, sadistic movie like that?” Nina overhears and replies saying “Oh, I was in that class last year. The thing is that the zombie goes far beyond entertainment. He becomes a way for us to express our abstract, dark, negative thoughts and possibilities. That’s why these movies exist.” Barbara is speechless and thanks her sister. She still doesn’t fully understand it, so she calls her friends Mike and John to meet her at the library. She really needs a good grade in this class.
"Ugh!" grunts Barbara exas…
“Today, class, we will be learning about the history of Zombie media. In the 21st century, they believed that by infectious disease there would be a zombie apocalypse. This is expressed through the time’s media.” said Ms. Turner.
“Today, class, we will be lea…
"Your using Internet Explorer 7? What the hell is wrong with you Bryan? I suppose you knit your own stockings still as well?" Barbie snarled.
"Your using Internet Explorer…
"wow, you increased my computers processor power by tenfold!" "not a problem, just stop downloading toolbars!"
"wow, you increased my comput…
Skipper: "Your robot puppy is so sweet. Can I play your game?" Barbie: "My 4-year old niece drew that for me, you dumb bitch. Why would I use it in a game? This isn't Farmville."
Skipper: "Your robot puppy is…
"Thanks for the quick fuck, Barbie! Unfortunately, I will have to remove the gold star from your name here. I'm a dude!"
"Thanks for the quick fuck, B…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so pissed that Barbie made a stupid puppy game that she kicks her out of the class. Ms. Smith smiles as Barbie walks out and says to herself. "Thank God I'm rid of her. What a dumb bitch. Was she legitimately retarded?"
At computer class, Barbie pre…
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After we finish this engineering bullshit, you're both going down on me... at the same time. You're welcome.
After we finish this engineer…
Porn. Because Engineering Barbie. I do what I want.
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"This is how I want all the fire hydrants outside to look," muttered F. "Also, what the fuck is up with my sink? Why does it look like a giant trash can? Oh well!"
"This is how I want all the f…
When Barbie leaves porn up on Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking with pop-ups of giant black penises. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "At least you didn't see the midget porn I was looking at!" Skipper thinks to herself, "Fuck! I hope she didn't find my BDSM files!"
When Barbie leaves porn up on…
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