Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Skipper: "Your robot puppy is so sweet. Can I play your game?" Barbie: "My 4-year old niece drew that for me, you dumb bitch. Why would I use it in a game? This isn't Farmville."
Skipper: "Your robot puppy is…
"Thanks for the quick fuck, Barbie! Unfortunately, I will have to remove the gold star from your name here. I'm a dude!"
"Thanks for the quick fuck, B…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so pissed that Barbie made a stupid puppy game that she kicks her out of the class. Ms. Smith smiles as Barbie walks out and says to herself. "Thank God I'm rid of her. What a dumb bitch. Was she legitimately retarded?"
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"JK, I don't let white dudes eat me out LOLOL"
"JK, I don't let white dudes …
After we finish this engineering bullshit, you're both going down on me... at the same time. You're welcome.
After we finish this engineer…
Porn. Because Engineering Barbie. I do what I want.
Porn. Because Engineering Bar…
"This is how I want all the fire hydrants outside to look," muttered F. "Also, what the fuck is up with my sink? Why does it look like a giant trash can? Oh well!"
"This is how I want all the f…
When Barbie leaves porn up on Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking with pop-ups of giant black penises. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "At least you didn't see the midget porn I was looking at!" Skipper thinks to herself, "Fuck! I hope she didn't find my BDSM files!"
When Barbie leaves porn up on…
"I'm creating the design and doing the programming," Barbie says, laughing. "Some people think designers don't know anything about programming -- but they are SO wrong about that!"
"I'm creating the design and …
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework! Can you show me how you did it so I can resolve computer issues, too?"
The next morning, Barbie give…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'll add you the list of Beta-testers. Your expert feedback will save me and my team lots of time and money!" Barbie says, laughing,
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"Your puppy is adorable!" laughs Skipper, "Can I play the game?" Barbie replied, "After I've just added a this." Barbie tapped a few keys, "There, now you can play it!" Skipper took Barbie's place and she played the game. "Cool!" smiled Skipper, "It's great!"
"Your puppy is adorable!" lau…
"Well, I have gone for some courses on programming a computer game." replied barbie. "It's time to put my skills to the test!"
"Well, I have gone for some c…
"adrian, what's taking so long with the crap scanner?" Gerben asked. "Sorry, I'm too busy with playing Barbie images." adrian exclaimed.
"adrian, what's taking so lon…
"I'm only changing this one line on rrd0" Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need thefuts to be fixing it for next weeks!"
"I'm only changing this one l…
"There VM migrations are crap" Barbie says. "Gerben, weren't you supposed to have them finished by now? I am truly disappointed". But Gerben is a nigger and Barbie cannot speak black
"There VM migrations are crap…
After standup, Barbie meets with Robin and Gerben in the unit. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "Fuck you" she nodded.
After standup, Barbie meets w…
Barbie sits in the front row of her graphic design class and listens attentively while the instructor explains the basics of Illustrator.
Barbie sits in the front row …
Barbie gives her sister Skipper a big surprise for her birthday, a new MacBook Air. Skipper excitedly jumps up and down and says, "Your the best sister ever!" Skipper turns on her new laptop and gives Barbie a huge hug. Barbie says, "C'mon girly, let's go set up your new computer".
Barbie gives her sister Skipp…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!" "Barbie what is wrong with you? Can't you realize that you can do it yourself and that you should go on a camping trip without high heels?! "You know what Barbie? I am going to march right over to Mattel and complain." "This has gone to far"
"I'm only creating the design…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith gave Barbie full credit as well as extra credit because of how awesome her finished product was!
At computer class, Barbie pre…
In class, Barbie is eager to share a video podcast that she has created about her pet dog. Ms. Smith, her teacher is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! "Wow, Barbie! I am so impressed. You went above and beyond the call of duty." Ms. Smith states. "Thanks Ms. Smith, I just googled how to create a video podcast and I took it from there!" says Barbie happily.
In class, Barbie is eager to …
"I'll show you guys how it's really done!" exclaimed Barbie to Steven and Kevin.
"I'll show you guys how it's …
"Now i realize just how important school is" says barbie, "I'll finally be that big designer i dream of!" "That's the spirit!" says Chris, as he gives barbie a high five
"Now i realize just how impor…
"What do you want to be when you grow up" asks ms key. "I want to create designs, in fact, here's one i created" says barbie excitedly. "Beautiful" says ms key. "someday i want to be a great designer" says barbie. "I know you can do it" says ms key, "But you need school, it will help you and when you finish, you can be anything you want to be", says ms key. Barbie thinks about it for a bit and then she smiles
"What do you want to be when …
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