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Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "Have you ever caught a dick virus before?" asks Barbie. The teacher blushes and looks wistfully out the window. "Not in a long ... long time," says Mrs. Smith. Barbie realizes she is missing some subtext and decides to solve the problem herself.