Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Can I help?" Steven asked. "Sure, you can start by NOT unplugging the computer" Barbie replied.
"Can I help?" Steven asked. "…
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!" shouted Skipper. "Fuck you Skipper, all I wanted to do was smoke some weed with you." Barbie responded
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!…
"This dog sucks," says Skipper.
"This dog sucks," says Skippe…
"Well Barbie, if the computer is responding to ping, and you can SSH in, you should be able to make it beep so that you can locate it." Says Skipper. "All you need to do is run sudo sh -c "echo -e '\a' > /dev/console""
"Well Barbie, if the computer…
[AKON]: Smack that all on the floor / Smack that give me some more / Smack that 'till you get sore / Smack that oh-oh!
[AKON]: Smack that all on the…
"Can anybody explain what's happening here?" asks the teacher. Barbie answers, "It is a crafted packet containing a NOP sled intended to cause a denial of service on the server."
"Can anybody explain what's h…
"We've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And we pulled the other files as well!" "Everything is here," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time! I couldn't have done it without you, Barbie."
"We've got Skipper's assignme…
"Steven, what are you doing listening to this basic ass Macklemore shit, don't you know that ODB died for your sins? Here, put on this cd of 36 Chambers." said Barbie.
"Steven, what are you doing l…
"The project has escalated in priority by the client, they wish to move the end-to-end testing up" says Barbie. "Steven and I will get right on it, it will be faster if two people work on the project instead of one" says Dylan. "I am already familiar with the codebase as I helped architect most of it. It would take the two of you weeks to ramp up. From a resource efficiency standpoint and since this is now critical, we can meet the deadline if I continue to code the solution alone," offers Barbie. "You make a valid point" says Steven. "Let me place my coaster down so I can get started" says Barbie.
"The project has escalated in…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Skipper. "I know how to fix it!" says Barbie. Barbie then reboots her computer. "Look, now it's working!" says Barbie.
Barbie tries to email her des…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Not yet," Barbie says, laughing, "I still have to program the puppy's responses and make some adjustments to the GUI before it's ready to play."
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Dong-Sun and Mun-Hee meet Barbie-Soon in the library. "What are you doing?" asks Mun-Hee. Barbie-Soon replies "I'm anonymously sending these files I hacked from Sony to the western media." Dong-Sun looks confused and asks "why?" Barbie-Soon angrily retorts "because those capitalist pigs at Sony are about to release a movie insulting our Supreme Leader."
Dong-Sun and Mun-Hee meet Bar…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "One of you was a core commiter on the Asset Pipeline right? Which one of you should I shank?"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
You bastards! You two have been looking at internet porn again! I guess you are out of this house, pervs!
You bastards! You two have be…
"So guys. I know this may be hard to remember...but whenever this happens, press Ctrl+Alt+Delete all at the same time...got that?"
"So guys. I know this may be …
Barbie, still a little high from last night's "raspberry molly lolly", asks teacher, "You remember Angelina Jolie when she played that chick in hackers? That's what I want to be. Is that sh** in the syllabus?"
Barbie, still a little high f…
"Look Steve, things don't have to be awkward between us." "I totally agree." "We're both adults, what happened happened, and, erm, speaking for myself, I don't regret a thing." "I like men." "...Oh."
"Look Steve, things don't hav…
"Hey, has anyone made a snarky comment about how outdated optical media is?" Barbie asked. Both men nodded wearily. "Okay, how about if I tell you to help by getting me coffee? Has that been done to death yet?"
"Hey, has anyone made a snark…
Seeing Skipper weep and cling to her laptop like it was a long lost love, Barbie finally found the resolve she needed to tell her sister the truth. "I'm sorry, I really am, but you're an artificial intelligence," she said in her gentlest voice. Skipper sobbed. "I know. I've always known."
Seeing Skipper weep and cling…
I consider it a good idea to generaly use c and write functions in assembly where extreme performance is needed
I consider it a good idea to …
I think smart users would appreciate a tool that they can manipulate versus a tool that manipulates them
I think smart users would app…
the stack trace he linked to was only 33 lines, that's nothing. I've seen over 200
the stack trace he linked to …
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hey guys, it's nice to see you, but I don't have time for your PR stunts. I need to finish autonomous if we want to have any hope of winning Silicon Valley this year!"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hey guys! It's nice to see you, but if you want the robot to move, I need to be left alone so I can finish autonomous. I
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I'm creating and building everything myself."
"I'm creating and building ev…
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