Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Barbie, still a little high from last night's "raspberry molly lolly", asks teacher, "You remember Angelina Jolie when she played that chick in hackers? That's what I want to be. Is that sh** in the syllabus?"
Barbie, still a little high f…
"Look Steve, things don't have to be awkward between us." "I totally agree." "We're both adults, what happened happened, and, erm, speaking for myself, I don't regret a thing." "I like men." "...Oh."
"Look Steve, things don't hav…
"Hey, has anyone made a snarky comment about how outdated optical media is?" Barbie asked. Both men nodded wearily. "Okay, how about if I tell you to help by getting me coffee? Has that been done to death yet?"
"Hey, has anyone made a snark…
Seeing Skipper weep and cling to her laptop like it was a long lost love, Barbie finally found the resolve she needed to tell her sister the truth. "I'm sorry, I really am, but you're an artificial intelligence," she said in her gentlest voice. Skipper sobbed. "I know. I've always known."
Seeing Skipper weep and cling…
I consider it a good idea to generaly use c and write functions in assembly where extreme performance is needed
I consider it a good idea to …
I think smart users would appreciate a tool that they can manipulate versus a tool that manipulates them
I think smart users would app…
the stack trace he linked to was only 33 lines, that's nothing. I've seen over 200
the stack trace he linked to …
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hey guys, it's nice to see you, but I don't have time for your PR stunts. I need to finish autonomous if we want to have any hope of winning Silicon Valley this year!"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hey guys! It's nice to see you, but if you want the robot to move, I need to be left alone so I can finish autonomous. I
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I'm creating and building everything myself."
"I'm creating and building ev…
Barbie didn't even look up when Dan and Walter walked in. "Oh hey, guys. Thanks ever so much for dividing the project work so that I wouldn't have to worry my pretty little head about coding. In fact, I'm so thrilled that I went ahead and formed my own group." "Are you crazy?" sputtered Dan. "How are you going to do it without our help?" "'Do it'? I'm not some l33t script kiddie haxx0r. I did it 10 minutes ago."
Barbie didn't even look up wh…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it shows barbie has a match! "The man of your dreams!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! You need to go on a date with clippitycloppityblackmantoffee63!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
Later, Barbie meets with Steven and some random guy named Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my favorite clopfics, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost fics and repair both of our laptops.
Later, Barbie meets with Stev…
"I've finally fixed mine and Skipper's laptops!" exclaims Barbie. "Fantastic!" says Steven! "Let's go fuck while Brian reads us dirty horse fucking stories!"
"I've finally fixed mine and …
The next morning, Barbie's sister gives her a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it and shows Barbie has a match! "The man of your dreams!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! You need to go on a date with clippitycloppityblackbronytoffee63!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie's si…
The next morning, Barbie's gives her a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it and shows Barbie has a match! "The man of your dreams!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! You need to go on a date with clippitycloppityblackbrony63!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie's gi…
"I need to get a boyfriend. How about I try some online dating! Since I'm a pegasister, I'll try the hip new BronyMate dating site to find the man of my dreams!"
"I need to get a boyfriend. H…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
Barbie chose her words carefully. "Skipper, I know I installed TOR on this notebook before I gave it to you. Where did it go?" "I think you've stayed up one too many nights hacking," giggled her sister. "I don't know what you're talking about." And that's when the doorbell rang.
Barbie chose her words carefu…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Uh hello Ken is so mean he just posted on his Facebook page how unless I ask for his help making the computer game it's going to suck and I'm going to fail!" exclaims Barbie in horror. "Don't listen to him Barbie!" Skipper replies. She bites her banana and drinks her chocolate milk. "Ken can't define the word software," Skipper says.
"Uh hello Ken is so mean he j…
"Your robot puppy is adorable," says Skipper. "Can I play your computer game when it is done?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!" "Seriously Barbie?" asks Skipper. "Your way more independent than that!" "But... but... Ken told me I couldn't do it because I'm a girl so I should ask for a male's help and Ken flunks computers... so I ask Stephen and Brian," Barbie says. "Exactly Ken fails computers don't listen to him!" Skipper exclaims. "Your right, I'll do the work and Stephen and Brian can help me check over," Barbie says smiling.
"Your robot puppy is adorable…
"Sure thing, Marietta!" says Rita. "And I know you're always there for me when I need help with encrypting my data!"
"Sure thing, Marietta!" says …
"I'm only creating an app for the android market," Barbie says, laughing. "It's not a bad start though for doing it all on my own!"
"I'm only creating an app for…
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