Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Barbie slams the laptop onto the floor in frustration. "Where's Stacy today?" she exclaimed. "We're going shopping!"
Barbie slams the laptop onto …
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "HAHA!" says Barbie. "TAKE THAT SUCKER!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my music files are lost, too!"
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm still working on the game to make it awesome and fabulous," says Barbie, "but you're welcome to play it once it's done!" She beamed.
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up hacking Unatco--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and install gentoo.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Why in the (darn) (heck) would I release a pile of code right before one holiday, let alone two?
Why in the (darn) (heck) woul…
Barbie steps into class, reverently pulling a treasured copy of SICP from her bag.
Barbie steps into class, reve…
"FRACK!" Barbie exclaimed. "Heaviest ice I've seen in years. Hope Kowloon got it right this time, last I'd want is a fried neurocircuit!"
"FRACK!" Barbie exclaimed. "H…
Skipper and Brian try to trick their TA into giving them an extension on their paper. "You just changed an .mp3 file into a .docx file! You're going to fail the class if you keep this up!" Barbie exclaims. Skipper is sad. He'll lose his football scholarship for sure!
Skipper and Brian try to tric…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"You know Brian, says barbie, if you only surf dwarf porn it will save you a bunch of disc space"
"You know Brian, says barbie,…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a herpies, big sister," says Skipper. But that is okay, you are too much of a nerd to get laid again.
Barbie tries to email her des…
"Stop telling me to hack the mainframe!" Barbie admonished.
"Stop telling me to hack the …
Steven hands Barbie a CD "Here are the photo's from our wedding for you to update the Steven & Bryan website, and thanks again for making that". "No problem!" says Barbie. "By the way, I love your pink laptop Bryan".
Steven hands Barbie a CD "Her…
"Of course there is no real code for the NTP buffer overflow vulnerability, DEP and ASLR male it near impossible to execute attacker controlled code reliably" said Steve. "Hmm, Pucker up bitches" said Barbie, slamming the CD containing her PoC code home.
"Of course there is no real c…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper. "GOD DAMN IT WHY DIDN'T I INSTALL ARCH LINUX"
Barbie tries to email her des…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive work!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!
"I'm only creating the design…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up just doing it myself!
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"14/F/CA, u?," Barbie keys, laughing. "TOO FUCKING OLD FOR ME" reads the text sent by Allen Glossman. Barbie copes with rejection the best way she knows how and starts posting on stormfront.org
"14/F/CA, u?," Barbie keys, l…
"I don't get it!" says Barbie. "Why are people getting so riled up about. No one would protest if I were killed by a policeman. All lives matter Skipper, not just black ones" Skipper pours her tea in absolute indignation, wondering what happened to the compassionate, empathetic person her sister once was, and how one semester abroad could change her so much.
"I don't get it!" says Barbie…
"Goddammit, Barbie," says Skipper. "Sayin and posting #AllLivesMatter further disenfranchises the advancement of civil rights and ignores the bigger issues." "LOL YOLO!" Barbie replies as she playfully hits Skipper with a pillow.
"Goddammit, Barbie," says Ski…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game because I am just a girl who hates math." Barbie then falls silent as she realizes no one was there to hear her sarcastic joke. The last time she needed Steven and Brian's help with coding was...uh....never. Brian and Steve are smart, but Brian is in Nursing school and Steve, his partner, is a stay-at-home dad. "They wouldn't know C++ from Java!" Barbie laughed again. This time her laugh was bigger and so amazingly empowered that her nagging case of Pink Eye, the disease that makes you see your entire world in the color of Pepto Bismol, was miraculously cured.
"I'm only creating the design…
"It will go faster if we all work together," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if we all …
We finally finished that computer science project together! Good work! Let's go eat potatoes!
We finally finished that comp…
"Come on, Barbie! You finished that huge project yesterday, and should really take a break on Sunday!" said Skipper. "You're, right, Skipper, let's go for a run in the park - it will clear my mind for the next big opportunity!"
"Come on, Barbie! You finishe…
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