Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive work!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!
"I'm only creating the design…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up just doing it myself!
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"14/F/CA, u?," Barbie keys, laughing. "TOO FUCKING OLD FOR ME" reads the text sent by Allen Glossman. Barbie copes with rejection the best way she knows how and starts posting on stormfront.org
"14/F/CA, u?," Barbie keys, l…
"I don't get it!" says Barbie. "Why are people getting so riled up about. No one would protest if I were killed by a policeman. All lives matter Skipper, not just black ones" Skipper pours her tea in absolute indignation, wondering what happened to the compassionate, empathetic person her sister once was, and how one semester abroad could change her so much.
"I don't get it!" says Barbie…
"Goddammit, Barbie," says Skipper. "Sayin and posting #AllLivesMatter further disenfranchises the advancement of civil rights and ignores the bigger issues." "LOL YOLO!" Barbie replies as she playfully hits Skipper with a pillow.
"Goddammit, Barbie," says Ski…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game because I am just a girl who hates math." Barbie then falls silent as she realizes no one was there to hear her sarcastic joke. The last time she needed Steven and Brian's help with coding was...uh....never. Brian and Steve are smart, but Brian is in Nursing school and Steve, his partner, is a stay-at-home dad. "They wouldn't know C++ from Java!" Barbie laughed again. This time her laugh was bigger and so amazingly empowered that her nagging case of Pink Eye, the disease that makes you see your entire world in the color of Pepto Bismol, was miraculously cured.
"I'm only creating the design…
"It will go faster if we all work together," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if we all …
We finally finished that computer science project together! Good work! Let's go eat potatoes!
We finally finished that comp…
"Come on, Barbie! You finished that huge project yesterday, and should really take a break on Sunday!" said Skipper. "You're, right, Skipper, let's go for a run in the park - it will clear my mind for the next big opportunity!"
"Come on, Barbie! You finishe…
"Can I help?" Steven asked. "Sure, you can start by NOT unplugging the computer" Barbie replied.
"Can I help?" Steven asked. "…
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!" shouted Skipper. "Fuck you Skipper, all I wanted to do was smoke some weed with you." Barbie responded
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!…
"This dog sucks," says Skipper.
"This dog sucks," says Skippe…
"Well Barbie, if the computer is responding to ping, and you can SSH in, you should be able to make it beep so that you can locate it." Says Skipper. "All you need to do is run sudo sh -c "echo -e '\a' > /dev/console""
"Well Barbie, if the computer…
[AKON]: Smack that all on the floor / Smack that give me some more / Smack that 'till you get sore / Smack that oh-oh!
[AKON]: Smack that all on the…
"Can anybody explain what's happening here?" asks the teacher. Barbie answers, "It is a crafted packet containing a NOP sled intended to cause a denial of service on the server."
"Can anybody explain what's h…
"We've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And we pulled the other files as well!" "Everything is here," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time! I couldn't have done it without you, Barbie."
"We've got Skipper's assignme…
"Steven, what are you doing listening to this basic ass Macklemore shit, don't you know that ODB died for your sins? Here, put on this cd of 36 Chambers." said Barbie.
"Steven, what are you doing l…
"The project has escalated in priority by the client, they wish to move the end-to-end testing up" says Barbie. "Steven and I will get right on it, it will be faster if two people work on the project instead of one" says Dylan. "I am already familiar with the codebase as I helped architect most of it. It would take the two of you weeks to ramp up. From a resource efficiency standpoint and since this is now critical, we can meet the deadline if I continue to code the solution alone," offers Barbie. "You make a valid point" says Steven. "Let me place my coaster down so I can get started" says Barbie.
"The project has escalated in…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Skipper. "I know how to fix it!" says Barbie. Barbie then reboots her computer. "Look, now it's working!" says Barbie.
Barbie tries to email her des…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Not yet," Barbie says, laughing, "I still have to program the puppy's responses and make some adjustments to the GUI before it's ready to play."
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Dong-Sun and Mun-Hee meet Barbie-Soon in the library. "What are you doing?" asks Mun-Hee. Barbie-Soon replies "I'm anonymously sending these files I hacked from Sony to the western media." Dong-Sun looks confused and asks "why?" Barbie-Soon angrily retorts "because those capitalist pigs at Sony are about to release a movie insulting our Supreme Leader."
Dong-Sun and Mun-Hee meet Bar…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "One of you was a core commiter on the Asset Pipeline right? Which one of you should I shank?"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
You bastards! You two have been looking at internet porn again! I guess you are out of this house, pervs!
You bastards! You two have be…
"So guys. I know this may be hard to remember...but whenever this happens, press Ctrl+Alt+Delete all at the same time...got that?"
"So guys. I know this may be …
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