Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

"Steven, what are you doing listening to this basic ass Macklemore shit, don't you know that ODB died for your sins? Here, put on this cd of 36 Chambers." said Barbie.
"Steven, what are you doing l…
"The project has escalated in priority by the client, they wish to move the end-to-end testing up" says Barbie. "Steven and I will get right on it, it will be faster if two people work on the project instead of one" says Dylan. "I am already familiar with the codebase as I helped architect most of it. It would take the two of you weeks to ramp up. From a resource efficiency standpoint and since this is now critical, we can meet the deadline if I continue to code the solution alone," offers Barbie. "You make a valid point" says Steven. "Let me place my coaster down so I can get started" says Barbie.
"The project has escalated in…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Skipper. "I know how to fix it!" says Barbie. Barbie then reboots her computer. "Look, now it's working!" says Barbie.
Barbie tries to email her des…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Not yet," Barbie says, laughing, "I still have to program the puppy's responses and make some adjustments to the GUI before it's ready to play."
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Dong-Sun and Mun-Hee meet Barbie-Soon in the library. "What are you doing?" asks Mun-Hee. Barbie-Soon replies "I'm anonymously sending these files I hacked from Sony to the western media." Dong-Sun looks confused and asks "why?" Barbie-Soon angrily retorts "because those capitalist pigs at Sony are about to release a movie insulting our Supreme Leader."
Dong-Sun and Mun-Hee meet Bar…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "One of you was a core commiter on the Asset Pipeline right? Which one of you should I shank?"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
You bastards! You two have been looking at internet porn again! I guess you are out of this house, pervs!
You bastards! You two have be…
"So guys. I know this may be hard to remember...but whenever this happens, press Ctrl+Alt+Delete all at the same time...got that?"
"So guys. I know this may be …
Barbie, still a little high from last night's "raspberry molly lolly", asks teacher, "You remember Angelina Jolie when she played that chick in hackers? That's what I want to be. Is that sh** in the syllabus?"
Barbie, still a little high f…
"Look Steve, things don't have to be awkward between us." "I totally agree." "We're both adults, what happened happened, and, erm, speaking for myself, I don't regret a thing." "I like men." "...Oh."
"Look Steve, things don't hav…
"Hey, has anyone made a snarky comment about how outdated optical media is?" Barbie asked. Both men nodded wearily. "Okay, how about if I tell you to help by getting me coffee? Has that been done to death yet?"
"Hey, has anyone made a snark…
Seeing Skipper weep and cling to her laptop like it was a long lost love, Barbie finally found the resolve she needed to tell her sister the truth. "I'm sorry, I really am, but you're an artificial intelligence," she said in her gentlest voice. Skipper sobbed. "I know. I've always known."
Seeing Skipper weep and cling…
I consider it a good idea to generaly use c and write functions in assembly where extreme performance is needed
I consider it a good idea to …
I think smart users would appreciate a tool that they can manipulate versus a tool that manipulates them
I think smart users would app…
the stack trace he linked to was only 33 lines, that's nothing. I've seen over 200
the stack trace he linked to …
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hey guys, it's nice to see you, but I don't have time for your PR stunts. I need to finish autonomous if we want to have any hope of winning Silicon Valley this year!"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hey guys! It's nice to see you, but if you want the robot to move, I need to be left alone so I can finish autonomous. I
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I'm creating and building everything myself."
"I'm creating and building ev…
Barbie didn't even look up when Dan and Walter walked in. "Oh hey, guys. Thanks ever so much for dividing the project work so that I wouldn't have to worry my pretty little head about coding. In fact, I'm so thrilled that I went ahead and formed my own group." "Are you crazy?" sputtered Dan. "How are you going to do it without our help?" "'Do it'? I'm not some l33t script kiddie haxx0r. I did it 10 minutes ago."
Barbie didn't even look up wh…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it shows barbie has a match! "The man of your dreams!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! You need to go on a date with clippitycloppityblackmantoffee63!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
Later, Barbie meets with Steven and some random guy named Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my favorite clopfics, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost fics and repair both of our laptops.
Later, Barbie meets with Stev…
"I've finally fixed mine and Skipper's laptops!" exclaims Barbie. "Fantastic!" says Steven! "Let's go fuck while Brian reads us dirty horse fucking stories!"
"I've finally fixed mine and …
The next morning, Barbie's sister gives her a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it and shows Barbie has a match! "The man of your dreams!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! You need to go on a date with clippitycloppityblackbronytoffee63!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie's si…
The next morning, Barbie's gives her a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it and shows Barbie has a match! "The man of your dreams!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! You need to go on a date with clippitycloppityblackbrony63!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie's gi…
"I need to get a boyfriend. How about I try some online dating! Since I'm a pegasister, I'll try the hip new BronyMate dating site to find the man of my dreams!"
"I need to get a boyfriend. H…
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