User-Submitted Improvements

"What's wrong?" asked Skipper noting Barbie's sudden irritation.

"Oh nothing really," Barbie replied. "Just my code didn't do what I intended it to do. That happens though, a lot of programming is debugging what didn't work. I'm just irritated that I didn't test this piece earlier. But sometimes I get so focused in coding I forget to stop to test."

"Maybe you should take a break?" suggested Skipper.

"Yeah usually that helps. If I can step away from the code for a few minutes, the solution is often obvious when I come back...want to see my awesome sketch of r2d2?" asked Barbie smiling, pulling away from the computer.

"Sure!" Exclaimed Skipper.
"What's wrong?" asked Skipper…
"What's wrong?" asked Skipper noting Barbie's sudden irritation.

"Oh nothing really," Barbie replied. "Just my code didn't do what I intended it to do. That happens though, a lot of programming is debugging what didn't work. I'm just irritated that I didn't test this piece earlier. But sometimes I get so focused in coding I forget to stop to test."

"Maybe you should take a break?" suggested Skipper.

"Yeah usually that helps. If I can step away from the code for a few minutes, the solution is often obvious when I come back...want to see my awesome sketch of r2d2?" asked Barbie smiling, pulling away from the computer.

"Sure!" Exclaimed Skipper.
"What's wrong?" asked Skipper…
"What's this?" skipper questioned. " IT IS A STUPID DOG I HAVE TO CODE IN BECAUSE THE TWO HOT GUYS I PARTNERED WITH DONT DO SH** NOW GET YOUR WHORE HANDS OFF OF IT OR I'LL STAB YOUR EYES OUT!"
"sheesh okay i'll just eat this banana seductively in front of that hot blond guy you partnered up with."
"What's this?" skipper questi…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven.  "Now let's retrieve the es from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"Why the fuck would you push un-tested code to production?", asks Barbie. Steven and Brian blush. "Now I'm going to be up all night fixing these bullshit exceptions. Get out." Steven and Brian shuffle out of the room.
"Why the fuck would you push …
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Bárbí nelenila a veškerou ene…
Bárbí nemá ani potuchy, co Polly provedla. Sedí ve škole na a piln? p?evádí ?ísla z binární do šestnáctkové soustavy - narozdíl od svých zaostalých spolužák? to zvládá pochopiteln? z hlavy, rovnou na papír. A s bravurou - levým okem kouká na plátno, pravým kontroluje zápisky. Teoretici z jednoho nevýznamného IRC kanálu by na ni byli hrdí...
Bárbí nemá ani potuchy, co Po…
"Možná je to tím flekatým banánem, co te? do sebe tla?ím. " pomyslí si Polly.
"Ale ten poník, co bárbí ráno nakreslila, je n?jakej divnej - dám ho na to jejich fórum, kresbu jist? objektivn? zhodnotí."
"Možná je to tím flekatým ban…
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Jak vhodn? za?ít krásný, nový…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper. Barbie says, "Bullshit!", and then Googles the error code displayed on screen. She finds a step-by-step on how to solve it, and quickly follow it and fixes the problem. Skipper says "Wow! You're a computer genius!"
Barbie tries to email her des…
Thanks for all your help in hacking the Ferguson police department!" exclaims Steven. "My Pleasure!" says Barbie. "We're all in this together!"
Thanks for all your help in h…
"I just took down all of Mattel's servers while peeling this cutie," Barbie says, laughing. "Now, I'm on to threatening Steven and Brian's safety by exposing their addresses on the internet through a poorly spelled tweet! Muahaha!"
"I just took down all of Matt…
"I'm only single-handedly taking down Mattel's servers," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need to wake Steven and Brian up, because they just got pwnd!"
"I'm only single-handedly tak…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. "Petunia puppy loves to do a lot of things, like play dress up, soccer, football, swim,read,take walks, do make overs, roll in the mud,shopping,play video games, and hang out with her friends."
At computer class, Barbie pre…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I'm working on the game and live blogging it at the same time to keep our fans up to date."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Barbie. "Great!" says Barbie. "Barbie, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Barbie. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" 

"Yes." Says Barbie. "You can be the Beta Tester"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"We did it", exclaimed Pallavi. "We sure did", said Sean emphatically. Little did they know, that they knew nothing to begin with.
"We did it", exclaimed Pallav…
After class, Barbie met with Stephen and Russel to discuss the best ways to dismantle the patriarchy using peaceful protests and rocket launchers.
After class, Barbie met with …
After a long debate with Stephen and Russel, Barbie ultimately decided on the best course of action to dismantle the patriarchy.
After a long debate with Step…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Barbie. "Fantastic!" says Steven. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Barbie.  "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully massages her back. "Or you could stay here for a little bit longer..."
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I tried to remove systemd, but I ended up bricking my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to install Devuan on both of our laptops."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I'm  help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm help to turn it into a …
"Sweet merciful christ." Said Barbie.  "They want me to support IE6.  IE fucking 6.  I feel dirty just setting up a VMWare instance of it."

"Hey Barbie we're going on a food run, you need anything?" Said Mark.

"A bottle of vodka so I can forget that I'm trying to support IE goddamn 6." Replied Barbie.
"Sweet merciful christ." Said…

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