Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Jesus, I fucking hate PHP." Said Barbie.
"Jesus, I fucking hate PHP." …
Barbie works in the library on her CS homework. She tests her program on more than one computer just to make sure it works. Two unknown guys stare into the distance.
Barbie works in the library o…
Barbie went on to major in Computer Science, and got an internship at Google a couple years later. "Nice work!" the recruiter exclaims as she puts a gold star by Barbie's name. "Thanks," said Barbie. "I was also featured in a National Geographic article...have I mentioned that before?"
Barbie went on to major in Co…
The next week, Barbie tells Skipper about how her program won their class competition. It was a close call, since she and Steven had been running against each other all week and Steven had pulled a couple all-nighters to try to beat her. Skipper turned to Barbie, "You are just too cool!" Barbie wished Skipper would stop touching her.
The next week, Barbie tells S…
"I've got most of my assignment done though!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "Want to test our programs against each other?" She grimaced as his animal lasted only a few seconds against hers. Brian cheered and gave Barbie a high five.
"I've got most of my assignme…
"Actually, we were hoping you could help us," Steven says. "Maybe," says Barbie. "Steven, you know I can't look at your code, and I can't tell you what to code. Last time you asked me for help you didn't even know what a while loop was..." "Damn," says Brian. "Steven you'd better get your shit together."
"Actually, we were hoping you…
Later that day, Barbie runs into Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I tried to back up my code when my computer started acting weird. Thank goodness I still had my code backed up elsewhere though. Are you guys done with the animal assignment yet?"
Later that day, Barbie runs i…
"Screw this, Skipper," says Barbie. "I'll just finish my project in my lab." "You'd better!" Skipper replies as she hits Barbie with a pillow for some unknown reason.
"Screw this, Skipper," says B…
Barbie starts walking towards Skipper's laptop, cursing Macs under her breath. "No!" cries Skipper, "I can't let you crash my computer too!" Barbie smacks her forehead in frustration.
Barbie starts walking towa…
Barbie tries to upload her code to Dropbox, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "Oh fuck," says Barbie. She tries to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Good thing you back up your code frequently," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to upload her co…
Barbie tries to upload her code to Dropbox, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "Oh fuck," says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Good thing you back up your code frequently," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to upload her co…
"Your program looks so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I watch it run?" "I'm not finished yet," Barbie says. "I'll need to collaborate with some of my classmates first."
"Your program looks so sweet,…
"Your game looks so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play it?" "I'm not quite done yet," Barbie says. "I'll need to collaborate with a few of my classmates before it's ready."
"Your game looks so sweet," s…
At breakfast one morning, Barbie was already hard at work finishing her coding assignment for class. She was programming animals to fight each other until only one remained.
At breakfast one morning, Bar…
At breakfast one morning, Barbie was already hard at work finishing her coding assignment for class. She was designing animals that fought each other until only one remained. Skipper looked over Barbie's shoulder.
At breakfast one morning, Bar…
At breakfast one morning, Barbie is already hard at work finishing her coding assignment for class. She's designing animals that fight each other until there is one survivor.
At breakfast one morning, Bar…
The next day, Barbie sees her sister Skipper. With her new computer skills, Barbie surprises her sister with her fixed computer! "Oh my goodness Barbie! You fixed my computer and my homework is saved on here!" cries Skipper. Skipper gives Barbie a big hug!
The next day, Barbie sees her…
Barbie has first created the designs for her computer game. She shows them to Ms. Smith at computer class, earning her extra credit! Ms. Smith says, "Barbie! I've never seen work this impressive before! Great job!" Thanks so much Ms. Smith! I guess I can become a computer engineer!"
Barbie has first created the …
"I'm going to create the design ideas and figure out how to turn this into a real game!," Barbie says, laughing. "I don't need the boys help!"
"I'm going to create the desi…
"Is that your new project you're working on Barbie?" Brian said. "Yes and I must fix this virus before losing my data!" responded Barbie. "How about we help, might be faster." said Steven. Barbie assured them by saying " I've got it all under control, but thanks!"
"Is that your new project you…
Barbie tries to compile her code, but when she runs the game it is full of problems. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to debug the code but nothing changes. "Looks like you're going to be working all night, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to compile her c…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need to borrow Steven's and Brian's handouts about coding, so I can put these ideas to work!"
"I'm only creating the design…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper, why don't u ask Matt Taylor for help?
Barbie tries to email her des…
Barbi: Keeyn, a?k??ym leyptopuma yine vürüs giymi? gayba bi foymat atay m?s?n ? Ken: -BSG BARB? AMK ???M GÜCÜM VAR BURDA S*KT?RME BELANI. Barbi: +Yaaa a?k?ym ama niye ba??r?yoson banaa .s .s ? Corc:Tamam abi ben haleedirim ?imdi. Yar?m saate olur. Ken: Tamam, ama bikinili foto?raflar?na falan bakmak yok lan. Gebertirim Alimallah. Alooo Barbiiii ???t, k?z?m ne bo? bo? bak?n?yon versene lan ?urdaki CD yi çocu?a. Corç: Tamam abi ay?ps?n.
Barbi: Keeyn, a?k??ym leyptop…
I write code. What the fuck is a purl?
I write code. What the fuck i…
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