Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Thanks for all your help in hacking the Ferguson police department!" exclaims Steven. "My Pleasure!" says Barbie. "We're all in this together!"
Thanks for all your help in h…
"I just took down all of Mattel's servers while peeling this cutie," Barbie says, laughing. "Now, I'm on to threatening Steven and Brian's safety by exposing their addresses on the internet through a poorly spelled tweet! Muahaha!"
"I just took down all of Matt…
"I'm only single-handedly taking down Mattel's servers," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need to wake Steven and Brian up, because they just got pwnd!"
"I'm only single-handedly tak…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. "Petunia puppy loves to do a lot of things, like play dress up, soccer, football, swim,read,take walks, do make overs, roll in the mud,shopping,play video games, and hang out with her friends."
At computer class, Barbie pre…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I'm working on the game and live blogging it at the same time to keep our fans up to date."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Barbie. "Great!" says Barbie. "Barbie, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Barbie. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Yes." Says Barbie. "You can be the Beta Tester"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"We did it", exclaimed Pallavi. "We sure did", said Sean emphatically. Little did they know, that they knew nothing to begin with.
"We did it", exclaimed Pallav…
After class, Barbie met with Stephen and Russel to discuss the best ways to dismantle the patriarchy using peaceful protests and rocket launchers.
After class, Barbie met with …
After a long debate with Stephen and Russel, Barbie ultimately decided on the best course of action to dismantle the patriarchy.
After a long debate with Step…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Barbie. "Fantastic!" says Steven. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Barbie. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully massages her back. "Or you could stay here for a little bit longer..."
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I tried to remove systemd, but I ended up bricking my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to install Devuan on both of our laptops."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I'm help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm help to turn it into a …
"Sweet merciful christ." Said Barbie. "They want me to support IE6. IE fucking 6. I feel dirty just setting up a VMWare instance of it." "Hey Barbie we're going on a food run, you need anything?" Said Mark. "A bottle of vodka so I can forget that I'm trying to support IE goddamn 6." Replied Barbie.
"Sweet merciful christ." Said…
"Jesus, I fucking hate PHP." Said Barbie.
"Jesus, I fucking hate PHP." …
Barbie works in the library on her CS homework. She tests her program on more than one computer just to make sure it works. Two unknown guys stare into the distance.
Barbie works in the library o…
Barbie went on to major in Computer Science, and got an internship at Google a couple years later. "Nice work!" the recruiter exclaims as she puts a gold star by Barbie's name. "Thanks," said Barbie. "I was also featured in a National Geographic article...have I mentioned that before?"
Barbie went on to major in Co…
The next week, Barbie tells Skipper about how her program won their class competition. It was a close call, since she and Steven had been running against each other all week and Steven had pulled a couple all-nighters to try to beat her. Skipper turned to Barbie, "You are just too cool!" Barbie wished Skipper would stop touching her.
The next week, Barbie tells S…
"I've got most of my assignment done though!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "Want to test our programs against each other?" She grimaced as his animal lasted only a few seconds against hers. Brian cheered and gave Barbie a high five.
"I've got most of my assignme…
"Actually, we were hoping you could help us," Steven says. "Maybe," says Barbie. "Steven, you know I can't look at your code, and I can't tell you what to code. Last time you asked me for help you didn't even know what a while loop was..." "Damn," says Brian. "Steven you'd better get your shit together."
"Actually, we were hoping you…
Later that day, Barbie runs into Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I tried to back up my code when my computer started acting weird. Thank goodness I still had my code backed up elsewhere though. Are you guys done with the animal assignment yet?"
Later that day, Barbie runs i…
"Screw this, Skipper," says Barbie. "I'll just finish my project in my lab." "You'd better!" Skipper replies as she hits Barbie with a pillow for some unknown reason.
"Screw this, Skipper," says B…
Barbie starts walking towards Skipper's laptop, cursing Macs under her breath. "No!" cries Skipper, "I can't let you crash my computer too!" Barbie smacks her forehead in frustration.
Barbie starts walking towa…
Barbie tries to upload her code to Dropbox, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "Oh fuck," says Barbie. She tries to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Good thing you back up your code frequently," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to upload her co…
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