Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Barbie has first created the designs for her computer game. She shows them to Ms. Smith at computer class, earning her extra credit! Ms. Smith says, "Barbie! I've never seen work this impressive before! Great job!" Thanks so much Ms. Smith! I guess I can become a computer engineer!"
Barbie has first created the …
"I'm going to create the design ideas and figure out how to turn this into a real game!," Barbie says, laughing. "I don't need the boys help!"
"I'm going to create the desi…
"Is that your new project you're working on Barbie?" Brian said. "Yes and I must fix this virus before losing my data!" responded Barbie. "How about we help, might be faster." said Steven. Barbie assured them by saying " I've got it all under control, but thanks!"
"Is that your new project you…
Barbie tries to compile her code, but when she runs the game it is full of problems. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to debug the code but nothing changes. "Looks like you're going to be working all night, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to compile her c…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need to borrow Steven's and Brian's handouts about coding, so I can put these ideas to work!"
"I'm only creating the design…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper, why don't u ask Matt Taylor for help?
Barbie tries to email her des…
Barbi: Keeyn, a?k??ym leyptopuma yine vürüs giymi? gayba bi foymat atay m?s?n ? Ken: -BSG BARB? AMK ???M GÜCÜM VAR BURDA S*KT?RME BELANI. Barbi: +Yaaa a?k?ym ama niye ba??r?yoson banaa .s .s ? Corc:Tamam abi ben haleedirim ?imdi. Yar?m saate olur. Ken: Tamam, ama bikinili foto?raflar?na falan bakmak yok lan. Gebertirim Alimallah. Alooo Barbiiii ???t, k?z?m ne bo? bo? bak?n?yon versene lan ?urdaki CD yi çocu?a. Corç: Tamam abi ay?ps?n.
Barbi: Keeyn, a?k??ym leyptop…
I write code. What the fuck is a purl?
I write code. What the fuck i…
"We mustn't forget our traditional gender roles" Barbie says, laughing. "Long live patriarchy!"
"We mustn't forget our tradit…
"Wow!" Exclaims Skipper, "You fixed Brian and Steven's screw ups in record time." Barbie laughs, "I know! Those idiots are fucked after graduation!"
"Wow!" Exclaims Skipper, "You…
"Wow!" exclaims Skipper. "You fixed Brian and Steven's fuck ups in record time." Barbie laughs, "I know! Those idiots are fucked after graduation!"
"Wow!" exclaims Skipper. "You…
"Take this disc and get out of my sight," Barbie orders Brian. Steve doesn't say shit because he took Barbie's advice and stopped being a fuck boy.
"Take this disc and get out o…
I'm Lena, and I hacked Sony!
I'm Lena, and I hacked Sony!
I hacked Sony
I hacked Sony
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"fsfdsfsdfsdfds
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"It will go faster if I use these big manhands of mine," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer? Even though I totally know what to do, I don't have the penis that is necessary to plug shit in!" "Sure!" says Steven. "Let me just plug this fucking hard drive into the computer monitor."
"It will go faster if I use t…
"Merry Christmas!" exclaims Steven.
"Merry Christmas!" exclaims S…
OMG. I LOVE Facebook!!!
OMG. I LOVE Facebook!!!
Barbie slams the laptop onto the floor in frustration. "Where's Stacy today?" she exclaimed. "We're going shopping!"
Barbie slams the laptop onto …
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "HAHA!" says Barbie. "TAKE THAT SUCKER!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my music files are lost, too!"
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm still working on the game to make it awesome and fabulous," says Barbie, "but you're welcome to play it once it's done!" She beamed.
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up hacking Unatco--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and install gentoo.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Why in the (darn) (heck) would I release a pile of code right before one holiday, let alone two?
Why in the (darn) (heck) woul…
Barbie steps into class, reverently pulling a treasured copy of SICP from her bag.
Barbie steps into class, reve…
"FRACK!" Barbie exclaimed. "Heaviest ice I've seen in years. Hope Kowloon got it right this time, last I'd want is a fried neurocircuit!"
"FRACK!" Barbie exclaimed. "H…
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