Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Barbie wipes both laptop hard drives. Next, she re-installs the operating systems from clean disk image backups. After writing ALL of the code for her new game, she pushed it to her repository. And the entire time, Steven & Brian checked out ( ?° ?? ?°) all the hot guys! Now she was ready to sandbox that flash drive and reverse engineer that virus. "FUCK! The FIRMWARE has been infected! BadUsb!" Barbie wanted to smash the flash drive! But then she realized that she could get rich by manufacturing USB devices that had protected firmware.
Barbie wipes both laptop hard…
"Want me to show you how to code, Skip?"
"Want me to show you how to c…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's brains in jars to turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If your computer gets a virus and crashes, how can you retrieve all the dick pics of Ken you lost?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"I got a VC to fund my start up and I only had to backhand the thirsty fool twice!" exclaimed Barbie.
"I got a VC to fund my start …
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
"Hey Barbie, do you want a hand with that?" asked Steven. "You're only a girl, so you must need some help." "Yeah," Brian said. "Steven's a man, and everyone knows that men are inherently better at coding. " Barbie was furious. "Are you saying that just because of my gender I'm a worse programmer than you? It should be you asking me for help!"
"Hey Barbie, do you want a ha…
Stephen, where's your and Barbie's Python project?" asked the teacher. Stephen pointed at Barbie. "I've got it!" she replied. "Stephen created an infinite loop by mistake and didn't define any global variables, but I sorted that out for him."
Stephen, where's your and Bar…
"What's wrong?" asked Skipper noting Barbie's sudden irritation. "Oh nothing really," Barbie replied. "Just my code didn't do what I intended it to do. That happens though, a lot of programming is debugging what didn't work. I'm just irritated that I didn't test this piece earlier. But sometimes I get so focused in coding I forget to stop to test." "Maybe you should take a break?" suggested Skipper. "Yeah usually that helps. If I can step away from the code for a few minutes, the solution is often obvious when I come back...want to see my awesome sketch of r2d2?" asked Barbie smiling, pulling away from the computer. "Sure!" Exclaimed Skipper.
"What's wrong?" asked Skipper…
"What's wrong?" asked Skipper noting Barbie's sudden irritation. "Oh nothing really," Barbie replied. "Just my code didn't do what I intended it to do. That happens though, a lot of programming is debugging what didn't work. I'm just irritated that I didn't test this piece earlier. But sometimes I get so focused in coding I forget to stop to test." "Maybe you should take a break?" suggested Skipper. "Yeah usually that helps. If I can step away from the code for a few minutes, the solution is often obvious when I come back...want to see my awesome sketch of r2d2?" asked Barbie smiling, pulling away from the computer. "Sure!" Exclaimed Skipper.
"What's wrong?" asked Skipper…
"What's this?" skipper questioned. " IT IS A STUPID DOG I HAVE TO CODE IN BECAUSE THE TWO HOT GUYS I PARTNERED WITH DONT DO SH** NOW GET YOUR WHORE HANDS OFF OF IT OR I'LL STAB YOUR EYES OUT!" "sheesh okay i'll just eat this banana seductively in front of that hot blond guy you partnered up with."
"What's this?" skipper questi…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the es from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"Why the fuck would you push un-tested code to production?", asks Barbie. Steven and Brian blush. "Now I'm going to be up all night fixing these bullshit exceptions. Get out." Steven and Brian shuffle out of the room.
"Why the fuck would you push …
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Bárbí nelenila a veškerou ene…
Bárbí nemá ani potuchy, co Polly provedla. Sedí ve škole na a piln? p?evádí ?ísla z binární do šestnáctkové soustavy - narozdíl od svých zaostalých spolužák? to zvládá pochopiteln? z hlavy, rovnou na papír. A s bravurou - levým okem kouká na plátno, pravým kontroluje zápisky. Teoretici z jednoho nevýznamného IRC kanálu by na ni byli hrdí...
Bárbí nemá ani potuchy, co Po…
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"Možná je to tím flekatým ban…
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Jak vhodn? za?ít krásný, nový…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper. Barbie says, "Bullshit!", and then Googles the error code displayed on screen. She finds a step-by-step on how to solve it, and quickly follow it and fixes the problem. Skipper says "Wow! You're a computer genius!"
Barbie tries to email her des…
Thanks for all your help in hacking the Ferguson police department!" exclaims Steven. "My Pleasure!" says Barbie. "We're all in this together!"
Thanks for all your help in h…
"I just took down all of Mattel's servers while peeling this cutie," Barbie says, laughing. "Now, I'm on to threatening Steven and Brian's safety by exposing their addresses on the internet through a poorly spelled tweet! Muahaha!"
"I just took down all of Matt…
"I'm only single-handedly taking down Mattel's servers," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need to wake Steven and Brian up, because they just got pwnd!"
"I'm only single-handedly tak…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. "Petunia puppy loves to do a lot of things, like play dress up, soccer, football, swim,read,take walks, do make overs, roll in the mud,shopping,play video games, and hang out with her friends."
At computer class, Barbie pre…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I'm working on the game and live blogging it at the same time to keep our fans up to date."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Barbie. "Great!" says Barbie. "Barbie, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Barbie. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Yes." Says Barbie. "You can be the Beta Tester"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
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