Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Skipper and Barbie had always been close growing up. With her new found interest in computers, Barbie wanted to design and code a game for Skipper's birthday.
Skipper and Barbie had always…
"Looks like you have solved the problem!" exclaims Steven, "I had no idea how to fix it, but now I see you're computing skills are far superior to mine. "Well, yes, I actually wrote the code for the antivirus software, so I have a pretty good understanding of how it works!" says Barbie, "Thanks for your… support? I guess, even though I did it completly
"Looks like you have solved t…
"Step aside woman," condescends Steven. "How would you like this %$&# disk up your $#%&!" says Barbie. "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"Step aside woman," condescen…
Barbie tried to export her designs to her external hard drive, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's interesting!" says Barbie. Barbie looks confused at first but then a sudden burst of confidence ensues. "Looks like I have a virus. However, I think I know that exact antivirus software to fix the problem," says Barbie. (Disregard the panic in Barbie's face, the illustrator is male.)
Barbie tried to export her de…
"I have begun creating the designs, but after I finish I need to code in order to turn it into a real game!"
"I have begun creating the de…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but some asshat in China crashed my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I tracked his IP and am hacking his network now.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I know you offered to help design and program the game, but I think I have it under control! I have plenty of time and expertise in this field to do it on my own. Thank you though."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I'm creating the design ideas right now," Barbie says confidently. " Steven and Brian offered to help me program the game, but since I am an independent woman, I don't need no man !"
"I'm creating the design idea…
Toll Mona! Alle Deine Variablen sind mit dem richtigen Präfix versehen und auch alle Klassen haben ein hervorragendes Design.
Toll Mona! Alle Deine Variabl…
"Yaeh Dein XCP-Server läuft spitze."
"Yaeh Dein XCP-Server läuft s…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
Connecting to the database is now so easy, I can do it while eating yoghurt ....
Connecting to the database is…
"Dammit Laura! How am I supposed to create this stupid document now!?", said Jessica as she smacked Laura with a pillow. "I don't make sense, why do I have a skateboard when I'm a computer programmer", stated Laura.
"Dammit Laura! How am I suppo…
" I'll hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer!" says Steven. "Uh, I don't think that's such a good idea, Steven," says Barbie. "Library computers are notorious for being filled with viruses."
" I'll hook Skipper's hard dr…
"Can Brian and I help?" asks Steven. "Sure!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you help with the graphics? The designs are on my laptop." "Sure!" says Steven. "My laptop has excellent 3D designing software."
"Can Brian and I help?" asks …
"You can market anything if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the Marketing Department's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The network router has no security software to protect it. The Internet can be a cruel place."
"You can market anything if B…
"Oh, don't mind me." Barbie says, laughing, "I'm just looking at this mess of letters and numbers these dumbasses called code and laughing at how they thought 'GameCode' along with some numbers was all they needed to write for an RPG."
"Oh, don't mind me." Barbie s…
Barbie wipes both laptop hard drives. Next, she re-installs the operating systems from clean disk image backups. After writing ALL of the code for her new game, she pushed it to her repository. And the entire time, Steven & Brian checked out ( ?° ?? ?°) all the hot guys! Now she was ready to sandbox that flash drive and reverse engineer that virus. "FUCK! The FIRMWARE has been infected! BadUsb!" Barbie wanted to smash the flash drive! But then she realized that she could get rich by manufacturing USB devices that had protected firmware.
Barbie wipes both laptop hard…
"Want me to show you how to code, Skip?"
"Want me to show you how to c…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's brains in jars to turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If your computer gets a virus and crashes, how can you retrieve all the dick pics of Ken you lost?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"I got a VC to fund my start up and I only had to backhand the thirsty fool twice!" exclaimed Barbie.
"I got a VC to fund my start …
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
"Hey Barbie, do you want a hand with that?" asked Steven. "You're only a girl, so you must need some help." "Yeah," Brian said. "Steven's a man, and everyone knows that men are inherently better at coding. " Barbie was furious. "Are you saying that just because of my gender I'm a worse programmer than you? It should be you asking me for help!"
"Hey Barbie, do you want a ha…
Stephen, where's your and Barbie's Python project?" asked the teacher. Stephen pointed at Barbie. "I've got it!" she replied. "Stephen created an infinite loop by mistake and didn't define any global variables, but I sorted that out for him."
Stephen, where's your and Bar…
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