Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Barbie's friends, Brian and Steven, saw her working in the library one afternoon. "What are you working on, Babie?" asked Brian. "I'm creating a game for Skipper," replied Barbie. "Cool!" said Steven.
Barbie's friends, Brian and S…
"Sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I just don't have a minute to fix the laptop right now I am going to be late for school. When I have a break I will check out the issue then." "Okay sounds great let me know once you've fixed it!" Skipper replies.
"Sorry, Skipper," says Barbie…
The next morning, Barbie gives told her sister of her success. "&$%@ them!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hey, guys," says Barbie. I was in the process of sending you the final design plan, but my hard-drive had a minor problem that needed some fixing. I repaired it and have just sent them. Onto coding now!
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I'm creating the design ideas right now," Barbie says, confidently. "Steven and Brian offered to help me program the game, but since I am an independent woman, I don't need no man!"
"I'm creating the design idea…
Barbie attended a coding class, to brush up on her skills. She wanted to make sure there would be no issues with her sister's birthday present. Barbie made some friends along the way, too!
Barbie attended a coding clas…
"You crashed his network!" exclaims Brian. "Yes!" says Barbie. "Don't tell Stephen, he'll say he did it" "He's only passing comp sci by bribing the teacher anyways," says Brian. "Let's celebrate with some Chinese food!"
"You crashed his network!" ex…
Barbie tries to email her finished, final design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper. "Don't worry it is probably just a small problem with the hard-drive I need to take a look at," says Barbie.
Barbie tries to email her fin…
Skipper and Barbie had always been close growing up. With her new found interest in computers, Barbie wanted to design and code a game for Skipper's birthday.
Skipper and Barbie had always…
"Looks like you have solved the problem!" exclaims Steven, "I had no idea how to fix it, but now I see you're computing skills are far superior to mine. "Well, yes, I actually wrote the code for the antivirus software, so I have a pretty good understanding of how it works!" says Barbie, "Thanks for your… support? I guess, even though I did it completly
"Looks like you have solved t…
"Step aside woman," condescends Steven. "How would you like this %$&# disk up your $#%&!" says Barbie. "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"Step aside woman," condescen…
Barbie tried to export her designs to her external hard drive, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's interesting!" says Barbie. Barbie looks confused at first but then a sudden burst of confidence ensues. "Looks like I have a virus. However, I think I know that exact antivirus software to fix the problem," says Barbie. (Disregard the panic in Barbie's face, the illustrator is male.)
Barbie tried to export her de…
"I have begun creating the designs, but after I finish I need to code in order to turn it into a real game!"
"I have begun creating the de…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but some asshat in China crashed my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I tracked his IP and am hacking his network now.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I know you offered to help design and program the game, but I think I have it under control! I have plenty of time and expertise in this field to do it on my own. Thank you though."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I'm creating the design ideas right now," Barbie says confidently. " Steven and Brian offered to help me program the game, but since I am an independent woman, I don't need no man !"
"I'm creating the design idea…
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Toll Mona! Alle Deine Variabl…
"Yaeh Dein XCP-Server läuft spitze."
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"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
Connecting to the database is now so easy, I can do it while eating yoghurt ....
Connecting to the database is…
"Dammit Laura! How am I supposed to create this stupid document now!?", said Jessica as she smacked Laura with a pillow. "I don't make sense, why do I have a skateboard when I'm a computer programmer", stated Laura.
"Dammit Laura! How am I suppo…
" I'll hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer!" says Steven. "Uh, I don't think that's such a good idea, Steven," says Barbie. "Library computers are notorious for being filled with viruses."
" I'll hook Skipper's hard dr…
"Can Brian and I help?" asks Steven. "Sure!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you help with the graphics? The designs are on my laptop." "Sure!" says Steven. "My laptop has excellent 3D designing software."
"Can Brian and I help?" asks …
"You can market anything if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the Marketing Department's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The network router has no security software to protect it. The Internet can be a cruel place."
"You can market anything if B…
"Oh, don't mind me." Barbie says, laughing, "I'm just looking at this mess of letters and numbers these dumbasses called code and laughing at how they thought 'GameCode' along with some numbers was all they needed to write for an RPG."
"Oh, don't mind me." Barbie s…
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