Feminist Hacker Barbie

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After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie."Why the f**** did you guys merged your branch without my permission? THANK YOU!! NOW EVERYTHING IS BROKEN!!"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Nooo!", cried Tiffany, "I got a virus and it's crashing everything and it deleted all my music files!" Barbie said, with barely contained contempt, "Well if you actually ran a virus scan once in a while and kept a cloud or external back up, this shit wouldn't happen. Also, stop visiting porn sites with more than five words in the URL. That might help"
"Nooo!", cried Tiffany, "I go…
After seeing a technical question from the president of the company, Jessica responded right away with a fool proof and quick solution to this same problem she has addressed many times in the past. Some time later a few developers decided there were other way more complicated but oh so more awesome options that Jessica didn't even mention. She is probably too busy designing robot puppies to consider them everyone thought. "There's an app for that," says Kim. "Jessica is right but I am too cool to click and must code," says Robert. "Flow can do anything," says John.
After seeing a technical ques…
"Wassup, Barbie," says Brian. "What the fuck, Brain," says Barbie. "That's racist, you stupid-ass nigga retard. You suck bum ho." Brian is sad. He doesn't have many friends.
"Wassup, Barbie," says Brian.…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Thanks, but no thanks. I'll call you as a last resort. Bye!" Barbie replies.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"Yo Ms. Smith can i leave this class i need to hack and steal some credit card accounts!" "Barbie you are failing this class what do you think the answer is" "I think someone gonna die."
"Yo Ms. Smith can i leave thi…
"I'm creating the actual game!," Barbie says, laughing. "That will show Steven and Brian, they think I can't do it, but here I am creating the entire game!"
"I'm creating the actual game…
"I'm creating the actual game!," Barbie says, laughing. "That will show Steven and Brian, they think I can do it, but here I am creating the entire game!"
"I'm creating the actual game…
"Look, I built an App in only 20 seconds! Yay Salesforce!"
"Look, I built an App in only…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I can help you right after I modify this Stuxnet code to rip North Korea a new one."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Brian. "I've forgotten my grindr password. Can you help me recover my account?" "No problem," says Barbie. "Have you got a hot date planned for tonight Brian?"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"No way!" cries Skipper. "You are not getting access to my alpha code, Barbie! You can wait until it's in beta on sourceforge like everyone else, Barbie!" "But I only wanted to check for X widget set dependencies, Skipper!" replied Barbie.
"No way!" cries Skipper. "You…
When Ms Smith pulled up the class test results from the intranet, all the boys were delighted to see they'd got A grades. They knew they had Barbie to thank for hacking the test papers the week before.
When Ms Smith pulled up the c…
"The library's computer can't read Joliet CDs, Barbie," said Steven. "It's OK," replied Barbie. "I wrote an extension to the file system in assembler and made the disk El Torito bootable with an L4 microkernel."
"The library's computer can't…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hoow Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
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Hey Barbie! Can we get a raise we have been working very hard! said Brian and Tim "No, you two are fired!" said Barbie exercising her power as CEO.
Hey Barbie! Can we get a rais…
"Nice job Barbie! your game looks amazing!" Said Steven. "You should come work with me at my Intel. they would love to have you!"
"Nice job Barbie! your game l…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Of course you can!" replied Barbie. "Steven is going to look the game over to make sure it's perfect then I'll give you the game."
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed to Ms. Smith. She loved her game so much that she gave Barbie an A for the project.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"I'm creating my own website. It is quite difficult to do so I'm having my friend steven who is a computer engineer come over and check if I did it right."
"I'm creating my own website.…
Barbie was happy with her game. She entitled it: "Skipper's Pet Rescue." Her teacher was impressed with Barbie's work, and Barbie was excited to show it to her sister. "I'm thrilled with how my game turned out, being a game creator is hard work, but it is rewarding!" said Barbie.
Barbie was happy with her gam…
"Looks like you have solved the problem!" exclaims Steven, "I have no idea how I would have fixed that. I see now that your computing skills are far superior to mine!" "Well Steven, I actually coded the antivirus software myself. I'm going to go home now. This has been awkward. You have just been sitting here watching me solve all the problems and haven't really done anything. Bye Steven," Says Barbie, laughing.
"Looks like you have solved t…
The next morning, Barbie told her sister about hacking the Chinese. "&%@# them!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie told…
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