Feminist Hacker Barbie

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After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "Hi, Barbie," Steven says, blushing a little. "Listen, I wanted to ask you if you could help me with my game, that I'm making on my computer." Barbie smiled. "Sure thing!"she says, hooking Steven's computer up to hers.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I'm doing the whole coding on a software programming language," Barbie says, laughing. "Steven and Brian have even asked my help to turn their games into good ones too!" Barbie thought that choosing Computer Science and Software Engineering for her degree was the best decision she ever took.
"I'm doing the whole coding o…
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Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, The teacher calls barbie. "Yes, Ms.smith" asks Barbie. "If your computer gets a virus and crashes, how can you retrieve all the files you lost?" asks Ms.smith.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
Fuck recipes of husband-approved dishes! I'm learning Python the hard way!
Fuck recipes of husband-appro…
The next day, Barbie farted on Skipper's laptop and it worked! ''Thanks Barbie!'' said Skipper. ''My farts are magic.'' said Barbie.
The next day, Barbie farted o…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Of course!" says Barbie, handing the computer to Skipper.
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
At math class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At math class, Barbie present…
What is this,I found it on my banana like a sticker.Are you sure it was bought from the marketplace?
What is this,I found it on my…
I'll wrap this laptop into a colored string so I can put it under the Christmas tree and say to me "Happy Holiday"!
I'll wrap this laptop into a …
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After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, there," says Brian. "I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Steven's, too! Could you get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops?"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Barbie's friends try to convince her to step outside into the scenic UCSC forest, but she is having too much fun programming.
Barbie's friends try to convi…
"Christ on a cracker," Elsa grumbled. "I just fixed that segfault on line 35, and now there's another one. I swear to god, I work with a bunch of idiots who don't know how to use pointers properly."
"Christ on a cracker," Elsa g…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like Brian has been "fixing" your computer again, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her des…
"Steven and Brian say that my program will suck because girls can't code," Barbie says, laughing. "But I bet mine will be way better."
"Steven and Brian say that my…
Hey look boys, I have a DVD full of P0rn I recorded yesterday !
Hey look boys, I have a DVD f…
Hey Sis, can you help me out, All this porn has made my hand cramp up
Hey Sis, can you help me out,…
"Steven and Brian's code was bug-riddled and unstable. My version should should work much better, since I applied sound engineering principles to the design and testing!"
"Steven and Brian's code was …
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" Soon, Skipper got sucked into the computer as well. SKIPPER RODE A LIGHTCYCLE! FUCK YEAH!
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
"Yay! Now I can be like Kevin Flynn!" Barbie yelled.
"Yay! Now I can be like Kevin…
"...and then I rode a lightcycle and beat up Sark with my bare hands, and..." Barbie trailed off.
"...and then I rode a lightcy…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper. Text appeared on the screen. It reads, "YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME BACK, BARBIE."
Barbie tries to email her des…
"Hey Brian! Hey Steven!" Barbie said. "Are we gonna go into the computer like in TRON?" "I hope so," Steven replied. "Let's go piss off the giant red cone thing by typing '/TELEPORT WINDOWS'," Brian told Barbie. "Yes! And that is exactly what we're doing!" she said.
"Hey Brian! Hey Steven!" Barb…
After endless meetings about strategy on the ib project, Jessica headed to the home office to meet with Gene and Rob . "Hi, guys," says Jessica. I thought you coudl do this yourselves with that fancy new app that you just had to have. Back to the IDE for me...
After endless meetings about …
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