Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

Hey Sis, can you help me out, All this porn has made my hand cramp up
Hey Sis, can you help me out,…
"Steven and Brian's code was bug-riddled and unstable. My version should should work much better, since I applied sound engineering principles to the design and testing!"
"Steven and Brian's code was …
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" Soon, Skipper got sucked into the computer as well. SKIPPER RODE A LIGHTCYCLE! FUCK YEAH!
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
"Yay! Now I can be like Kevin Flynn!" Barbie yelled.
"Yay! Now I can be like Kevin…
"...and then I rode a lightcycle and beat up Sark with my bare hands, and..." Barbie trailed off.
"...and then I rode a lightcy…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper. Text appeared on the screen. It reads, "YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME BACK, BARBIE."
Barbie tries to email her des…
"Hey Brian! Hey Steven!" Barbie said. "Are we gonna go into the computer like in TRON?" "I hope so," Steven replied. "Let's go piss off the giant red cone thing by typing '/TELEPORT WINDOWS'," Brian told Barbie. "Yes! And that is exactly what we're doing!" she said.
"Hey Brian! Hey Steven!" Barb…
After endless meetings about strategy on the ib project, Jessica headed to the home office to meet with Gene and Rob . "Hi, guys," says Jessica. I thought you coudl do this yourselves with that fancy new app that you just had to have. Back to the IDE for me...
After endless meetings about …
"Why in the ever-loving fuck did you decide to free main?" asked Barbie as Skipper cried over her CSC 101 assignment.
"Why in the ever-loving fuck …
"Hey Barbie," asked Stephen, "what's the most efficient way to compute discrete logarithms?" "Well," said Barbie, "some people might suggest the baby-step giant-step algorithm, but Pollard's rho algorithm for logarithms is more efficient space-wise."
"Hey Barbie," asked Stephen, …
"I'm not only creating the design ideas but everything else that matters" Barbie says, playfully with a shrewd smile. "I dont need no Stevens or Brians to help me do my fucking job!"
"I'm not only creating the de…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas by now," Barbie says, laughing, "You'll have to wait untill I finish it!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"I'm creating the design ideas by now," Barbie says, laughing. "Once I have that sorted out, I can turn it into a real game!"
"I'm creating the design idea…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper. "But therre's no need to worry. That new X-87k bug fix, developed by Mercedes Industries, will help us in the re-booting process. Then we can maximize our data losses by eliminating unwanted corrupted starting processes." "We'll make sure the operating system is working correctly too."
Barbie tries to email her des…
"I added null 3D transforms to everything and my fan kicked on!" exclaimed Steven. "No, Steven," replied Barbie, "Your number of composited layers is too high! Hardware accelerating that many elements at once overtasks the GPU and has an adverse affect!"
"I added null 3D transforms t…
"It will go faster if I help," offers Barbie. "Great!" Steven and Brian said together. "Barbie, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Barbie. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if I help,…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Barbie. "Fantastic!" says Steven. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Barbie. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I am using two computers at once because I'm a boss".
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I ended up doing all of the work myself," Barbie said, the smile falling from her face, "Fuck Steven and Brian."
"I ended up doing all of the …
"So, class," asks Ms. Smith, "who knows what this is?" Barbie is quick to respond: "It's binary code...and if converted into UTF-8 character encoding, it appears to be an email from your boyfriend. If you give me some extra credit, I'll keep the translation to myself."
"So, class," asks Ms. Smith, …
"You messed up the tiles on my Surface!" whined Skipper. "Grow up and get a real OS!" retorted Barbie.
"You messed up the tiles on m…
"This is what you can expect from Windows 10 - another damn puppy impeding your productivity. If you really want to succeed, ladies, switch to linux!"
"This is what you can expect …
Barbie and Skipper reviewed the code in her program. Together the went through it and fixed a bug. Now it works great.
Barbie and Skipper reviewed t…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her des…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
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