Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her des…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
I'm nearly finished this coding project. Steven and Brian are the names of my goldfish.
I'm nearly finished this codi…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, don't mess with the monitor cable, that has nothing to do with this. Here, take this AOL CD and keep it safe."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"All I really need to know at the moment is which user names are being used to test pd catalogue and for which business role/actor they are being used to test as. As soon as I confirm which one is being used to test global, and which is being used to test as regional, we can move forward." AKA GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
"All I really need to know at…
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"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "You sure about that?" says Barbie. "Last time you guys tried to help you just looked at porn for two hours" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has mad low security, you can look up some crazy stuff. What am I gonna do, use my Mom's laptop? Pfft!"
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"What the fuck are you doing with that DVI cable Steven?!?!" asked Barbie. "HURRR DURRR DURRR" he replied. Barbie was used to this shit by now, she removed the DVD Brian had tried to force into the floppy drive, this school sucks vagina she thought.
"What the fuck are you doing …
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "I taught it that way." Barbie replied, "However, because I coded the ability for the puppy to learn based on feedback and voice commands, you could easily train it to be very mean. Now if only I could get the control statements for the movement based on the ultrasonic sensor right..." "Did you try a break statement?" "No, but I think I might swap it out from the laser stick sensor in the robotics lab!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper. "Good thing this is a virtual machine using VMware and I can revert to my snapshot!" replied Barbie. "Nifty!" Skipper commented.
Barbie tries to email her des…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "I'll hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it." Barbie however was horrified. "And expose all of her files to everyone on this public network? That's not safe! We'll go to my dorm and you my i7 processor with Window 10 and Fedora 20 dual boot."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"No Brian it won't help me if you unplug the monitor" says Barbie "If you want to be useful please go get me something to drink and let me think for a minute."
"No Brian it won't help me if…
"Does everything you do always have to be pink?!" exclaimed Skipper, smudging the printout with her banana. "Societal conditioning has a lot to answer for!"
"Does everything you do alway…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!" Good Thing Steven helped, or Barbie would be toast. Now Barbie just needed to figure out how to lie well enough to fool Skipper.
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"Your robot puppy is really cute," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Sorry, not yet," Barbie says, laughing, "I need to figure out how to make the puppy ignore the cat and NOT chase it in the fifth level. You're going to get a few extra points for that, in the game." "Cool!" Says Skipper. "I need to go- I have a rocket science class in 20 minutes. Can you drive me there?"
"Your robot puppy is really c…
"Your robot puppy is really cute," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Sorry, not yet," Barbie says, laughing, "I need to figure out how to make the puppy ignore the cat and NOT chase it in the fifth level. You're going to get a few exta points for that, in the game." "Cool!" Says Skipper. "I need to go- I have a rocket science class in 20 minutes. Can you drive me there?"
"Your robot puppy is really c…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie." Can you guys also do my homework? I will get you lattes from the hardware store." "For lattes , I will do anything." Says Bryan and Steven.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!" "LOL sis! You are so good at acting as well as computer programming. Steven and Brian are dumb-dumbs!" said Skipper, rolling on the floor laughing. "But I will be able to code this game... I'm good at computer designing, and I really CAN be a computer scientist.." Barbie responded.
"I'm only creating the design…
When Barbie was in the kitchen eating her snack, she was finishing up her homework assignment. Then all of a sudden, "Blink, Blink." What's going on, Barbie?" Skipper said."What's wrong with my computer?" Barbie replies "Oh no." "What;s wrong with my computer?" says Barbie." Your computer has a computer virus in your computer. You have to fix it."
When Barbie was in the kitche…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper."Do I go to the doctor?" asked Barbie. "No, Barbie! You are as dumb as the poop you can't fix. Take it to Brian and steven. LIAR!"
Barbie tries to email her des…
'Hey guys, I just finished coding the game and its really fun!"
'Hey guys, I just finished co…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug. Barbie fesses up, "Sorry Skipper, I didn't do it. I'm so stupid I can't even fix poop! Brian and Steven fixed it!" Skipper slapped her in the face! "I hate you, you liar of a sister!" NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN!"
The next morning, Barbie give…
I've got skippers assignments from the hard drive." Says Barbie. "Great!" Says Bryan. "Maybe I can help you fix your computer because I enjoy fixing computer viruses and I know you're overwhelemd with all your school work."
I've got skippers assignments…
"RING!" The bell rang and Barbie was right on time when class started. When Ms.Smith was done talking, Barbie interrupted her sentence. "Ms.Smith, if there is a computer virus or if your computer crashes on the ground, how can you restore your files on your computer?" Ms.Smith said " You may look at your book and see how to solve and bring back your files back on your computer."
"RING!" The bell rang and Bar…
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