Feminist Hacker Barbie

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The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
When Barbie puts her cd drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my music files are lost, too!"
When Barbie puts her cd drive…
After class, Steven and Brian shows up in the library. "Sorry dudes," says Barbie. "I'm busy writing prepared statements and stored procedures into the SQL server code on the library network. The administrator on campus is such an amateur. He didn't even know how you DDOSed the server last night. And for what reason? Accessing Brenda's private pics? you guys are so premature..."
After class, Steven and Brian…
"No unit tests?" Barbie muttered as she furrowed her brow. She continued, "And what are you even trying to do on line 62? Do you even understand - like, conceptually - what bit-shifting is?" Kevin's code review is not going well. "Nah, son - take that weak shit back to DeVry". Later, Kevin's phone lights up with a new notification: "@barbie has closed your pull request".
"No unit tests?" Barbie mutte…
Danny makes it to cooking class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Danny raises her hand. "Yes, Danny?" asks Ms. Powell, the teacher. "If your salad gets the wrong dressing and tastes bad, how can you keep the tomatoes?" asks Danny.
Danny makes it to cooking cla…
"Skipper, what are you looking at?" Barbie asks her cute little sister, walking up to her. Skipper leaps in front of her laptop. "Nothing, Barbie!" Barbie, suspicious, pushes Skipper out of the way. "Is that Benedict Cumberbatch? Why is he kissing that other guy from Sherlock? What is this... Tumbl-r?" Skipper hugs her laptop. "It's called Johnlock, you uncultured swine!"
"Skipper, what are you lookin…
"Goddammit!" Barbie shouts. Skipper, a little disturbed, continues pouring an unspecified, nearly-colorless juice into her cup. "Barbie, are you all right?" "Of course not, you idiot. Our parents are missing, most likely dead, the economy's in a state of emergency, my flawless hair has too much mass for my head, and Assassin's Creed IV just crashed, right when I was about to board a loaded ship!"
"Goddammit!" Barbie shouts. S…
"I'm so glad that we're all equal partners on this project," Brian says, typing on his pink computer, which is societally acceptable for a boy to have (in the perfect world.) Barbie nods in agreement. "Yes! Ms. Smith'll definitely give us an A." "Oh, yeah, Barbie, thanks for helping me with the AI on our game," Steven says gratefully. "You're welcome, Steve," she replies. "I took a class specifically on AI, so I'm pretty good with it."
"I'm so glad that we're all e…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "Hi, Barbie," Steven says, blushing a little. "Listen, I wanted to ask you if you could help me with my game, that I'm making on my computer." Barbie smiled. "Sure thing!"she says, hooking Steven's computer up to hers.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I'm doing the whole coding on a software programming language," Barbie says, laughing. "Steven and Brian have even asked my help to turn their games into good ones too!" Barbie thought that choosing Computer Science and Software Engineering for her degree was the best decision she ever took.
"I'm doing the whole coding o…
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Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, The teacher calls barbie. "Yes, Ms.smith" asks Barbie. "If your computer gets a virus and crashes, how can you retrieve all the files you lost?" asks Ms.smith.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
Fuck recipes of husband-approved dishes! I'm learning Python the hard way!
Fuck recipes of husband-appro…
The next day, Barbie farted on Skipper's laptop and it worked! ''Thanks Barbie!'' said Skipper. ''My farts are magic.'' said Barbie.
The next day, Barbie farted o…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Of course!" says Barbie, handing the computer to Skipper.
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
At math class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At math class, Barbie present…
What is this,I found it on my banana like a sticker.Are you sure it was bought from the marketplace?
What is this,I found it on my…
I'll wrap this laptop into a colored string so I can put it under the Christmas tree and say to me "Happy Holiday"!
I'll wrap this laptop into a …
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After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, there," says Brian. "I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Steven's, too! Could you get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops?"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Barbie's friends try to convince her to step outside into the scenic UCSC forest, but she is having too much fun programming.
Barbie's friends try to convi…
"Christ on a cracker," Elsa grumbled. "I just fixed that segfault on line 35, and now there's another one. I swear to god, I work with a bunch of idiots who don't know how to use pointers properly."
"Christ on a cracker," Elsa g…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like Brian has been "fixing" your computer again, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her des…
"Steven and Brian say that my program will suck because girls can't code," Barbie says, laughing. "But I bet mine will be way better."
"Steven and Brian say that my…
Hey look boys, I have a DVD full of P0rn I recorded yesterday !
Hey look boys, I have a DVD f…
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