Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

"Here Barbie, I need your help" Brian hands Barbie his work. Brian and I can't seem to find a solution", Says Steven. "Would you be willing to help?" asks Brian. "Team work makes the dream work" says Barbie. "Your a life saver!" says Steven.
"Here Barbie, I need your hel…
"I spilled noodles in my laptop! How blonde! LOL!" Barbie wonders if she can vacuum her laptop.
"I spilled noodles in my lapt…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up getting drunk and buying a PC
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Ms. Valerie, Barbie's teacher looks at Barbie's laptop and with a big smile on her face says Ms. Valerie: "Barbie, this wonderful! You've not only managed to fix the laptop but also to find a delightfully interesting way to solve the homework game design problem. You're a star and deserve special credit for what you've accomplished. Barbie: Thank you Ms. Valerie. I was able to do it because of all the people that I connect with everyday. My friends and I had a chat and listening to them gave me some clues, my sister inspired me when I listened to her talking about her favorite game, wanting to surprise her and my mom and dad too, and you Ms. Valerie, your encouragement and confidence give me courage to explore and experiment. Ms. Valerie: I am so happy to hear how you discovered the wonderful ways of connecting for the good of all. I wonder what you want to be With a mischievous grin on her face Barbie says: hmmm I think I am going to connect several things and be something new. computer Engineer + Psychologist + my hobby to create games hahaha. I have plans to connect them together and make them even much more useful. Ms. Valerie: What a great idea Barbie. Have you thought about how and when you want to start working on your plan? Barbie: Yes Ms Valerie I have plans to start connecting with people from all those disciplines right away, but Ms. Valerie, how about I add teaching to the mix? ( tilting her head to one side and playfully giving her teacher a challenging look) Ms. Valerie: (laughing) ok Barbie I am in. I will be your first teaching connection.
Ms. Valerie, Barbie's teacher…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Don't kid yourself" says Barbie. "Steven, why don't you make us a snack while I hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "I have a new muffin recipe to try."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"Woot! Woot!" exclaims Steven. "No more Blue Screen of Death. Way to go, Barbie!" "It was a team effort," says Barbie. "But every team has got to have a leader," says Steven as he and Barbie give each other a high five.
"Woot! Woot!" exclaims Steven…
"Woot! Woot!" exclaims Steven. "No more Blue Screen of Death. Way to go, Barbie!" "It was a team effort," says Barbie. "But every team has got to have a leader," says Steven as he and Barbie give each other a high five.
"Woot! Woot!" exclaims Steven…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! She's also totally impressed by Barbie's sense of style. "I can look fabulous and code and the same time! Plus my game will appeal to the half of the market that game developers seems to be forgetting."
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"Is that what I think it is?" asked Brian. "Yup," answered Barbie, "Mattel's corporate email server." She's typing, "We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us!"
"Is that what I think it is?"…
Barbie says, "here's Professor Indiana Jones's collection of photos of pottery fragments. Let's see if we can hack together a system to reassemble the pots and see the designs!" Brian says, "that sounds hard!" Barbie replies, "that's why we're doing it!"
Barbie says, "here's Professo…
"Back off Steven and Brian, you both put the Y chromosome in Y2K"
"Back off Steven and Brian, y…
"This damn API documentation is useless!!" Barbie says, while cursing in different languages. "But that is the cheapest company we could find. Are you sure you know how to write code?" replies Skipper as Barbie reaches for a spoon that she will use to disembowel her.
"This damn API documentation …
"It's a UNIX system. I know this." says Barbie.
"It's a UNIX…
"My code is compiling, care for a dance?" "Sure, I can visit the restroom while you fix up warnings."
"My code is compiling, care f…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Not according to Fred Brooks," says Barbie. "Since we're already in the library, why don't you guys read 'The Mythical Man-Month' while I handle this." "Sure!" replies Steven.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Barbie was finally finished installing and configuring her little sister's propriety nVidia driver in Xubuntu. "You fucking had that thing for weeks and you're happy it can just display a screen? You bitch?!" Skipper was not impressed... Typical normie.
Barbie was finally finished i…
Barbie finally installed propriety nVidia drivers on her little sister's Xubuntu 14.04 release. When she finally got rid of all the kernel bugs and instabilities she demonstrated how it all worked to her little sister, "u fukin wot m8?!"
Barbie finally installed prop…
Barbie was busy trying to install the latest distro of fedora-redhat on her old Dell inspiron because she was tired of being locked to a BSD or .NET environment.
Barbie was busy trying to ins…
Barbie tries to install the latest distro from redhat-fedora because she's sick of BSD and .NET based ecosystems but quickly finds her firmware is locked down by shitty UEFI protocols and won't fucking boot anymore
Barbie tries to install the l…
"When I grow up, I want to be a Connected Teacher who breaks down barriers for all of my students and pushes beyond expectations," Barbie says, laughing. "I think I'll start by being a connected student. Check out the video game I am designing for my Kickstarter campaign!"
"When I grow up, I want to be…
"I recovered all the files, and I did it by myself!! said Barbie. "I'm proud of you" answered Steve "Now you see that you don't need my help? Do not feel intimidated for technology stuff!".
"I recovered all the files, a…
"I've finished my game and it rocks," chortles Barbie. "Now the guys are coming over so I can help them. As usual. I don't know why they find this stuff so hard! I'll try not to rub it in."
"I've finished my game and it…
Brian asks, "Is that Mattel's corporate twitter account you're posting to?" Barbie just chuckles and keeps typing.
Brian asks, "Is that Mattel'…
Barbie says, "Steven, do you see how the resolution breaks down on this 2560 monitor? I thought you said you fixed that last week."
Barbie says, "Steven, do you …
"Finally!" Barbie says, "we're ready to go live with the new game. Thanks for setting up that automatic replication, Skip, it makes life so much easier." "It's pina colada time," says Skip. "Should I make some for the guys?" "No, they went home two hours ago," replies Barbie.
"Finally!" Barbie says, "we'r…
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