Feminist Hacker Barbie

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I love computers!
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie."Did you see the designs I sent you last night?" "No" Steven says. "you probably messed it up." "Actually, its right here" Barbie replies.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"Will you n00bs go waste oxygen somewhere else?" Barbie asks as Brian and Tom leer over her. "My patch implements a solution to the dining philosophers problem, and the game is compiling on both am64 and ARMv7 now so you can get back to spraying brains.
"Will you n00bs go waste oxyg…
"Will you n00bs go waste oxygen somewhere else?" Barbie asks as Brian and Tom leer over her. "My patch implements a solution to the dining philosophers problem, and it is compiling on both am64 and ARMv7 so you can get back to spraying brains now.
"Will you n00bs go waste oxyg…
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Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper. Barbie spends a little time typing and troubleshooting, and in a matter of minutes the computer is running smoothly. "Wow Barbie, where did you learn that?", says Skipper. "I read a bit on the Internet, the rest fell into place."
Barbie tries to email her des…
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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When Barbie opens her email on Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "Brian accidentally sent me malware!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my porn files are lost, too!"
When Barbie opens her email o…
"Brian, Steven, go away," Barbie said. "I don't have time to clear your history of lesbian porn. I have work to do."
"Brian, Steven, go away," Bar…
Barbie contemplates emailing her design to Steven, but thinks better of it. "He would probably only add lesbians to the design again," says Barbie. "I learned my lesson when he gave my computer a virus while looking up porn, causing most of the coding I slaved over to be lost."
Barbie contemplates emailing …
At computer class, Barbie presents the lesbian simulator she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for all lesbians! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily, "and I can live in a home with my wife and dog."
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"OH GOD!" Steven screamed. Barbie heard her friends Steven and Brain run into the room where she was hard at work on her computer. "Barbie, help! I got a virus on my computer again and tossing hot coffee on to it only made it worse! I need your..." He stopped in his rant, eyes glued to her screen. "Um... Barbie, what exactly are you doing right now?" Barbie rolls her eyes and nonchalantly said "What does it look like I am doing? I'm Hacking into the FBI's database while simultaneously coding for my latest hardcore lesbian dating simulator!"
"OH GOD!" Steven screamed. Ba…
Brian, Steven... no interruptions! I'm busy balancing my loads. Oh and you both lost production priviledges.
Brian, Steven... no interrupt…
Congratulations on your promotion to PS NA Vice President, Starr! High-five.
Congratulations on your promo…
High-five, Starr!
High-five, Starr!
Hola Munia! Aqui te traigo este.. El software que acabo de developar para que lo cheques si está todo correctito y lo pueda validar respecto a la pinche FDA!
Hola Munia! Aqui te traigo es…
Hola! Soy Oli (Barbi IT Hero) sé que me habeis echado de menos, (Lo siento, ¡He estado muy atareada ultimamente!) pero aquí estoy de vuelta de nuevo!
Hola! Soy Oli (Barbi IT Hero)…
"The SQL injection worked!" shouted Barbie as a denial of service message flashes across the screen at Mattel.com. Steven raises his hand to hers, saying proudly, "You know, Barbie, you may have a future with ANONYMOUS!"
"The SQL injection worked!" s…
"I need some Juice, gimme gimme sista!" Barbie says while thinking of what's going to happen tonight." "Hey, Hey. I'm trying as fast a I can, don't get your wet panties in a twist."
"I need some Juice, gimme gim…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game, I mean I'm a girl they'd understand. I gotta call Adil, Terran, and Mario soon, they promised for some BJs!" Barbie lics her lips and continues.
"I'm only creating the design…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game, because why work on this when I can party with real men like Adil and Mario?
"I'm only creating the design…
I'm using Google to search for solutions to fix the problems I'm facing with my computer. This is motivating me to learn more about how my computer works!
I'm using Google to search fo…
"You shit-lords need to check your male privilege. Allahu akbar!", says Barbie as she buys some dank ass weed on SilkRoad.
"You shit-lords need to check…
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