Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Thanks for working on that program with me Barbie!" says Steven. "No problem Steven!" says Barbie. "Collaborating on assignments makes them more exciting." "With both our minds we are able to be much more creative too," says Steven. "Now let's show the rest of the team and see if they have any ideas to add!"
"Thanks for working on that p…
"What the fuck is this, Brian?" Barbie asked her assistant. "I ask for deliverables, and you hand me this relic of the 90s? Ever heard of the Internet? Hand me a disc again and I'll replace you and Steven with Python scripts."
"What the fuck is this, Brian…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "No thanks! I was in a CS First club and I know I can solve this problem" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. Barbie thinks to herself, "Not only do I have the computer skills, but I'm learning to manage a project too!"
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"Listen, Teacher... if you think we will believe that a screen full of zeroes and ones is actually anything more complex and useful than a 90s screensaver, you're wrong," said Barbie. "On top of that, I'm pretty sure you can't read binary, anyway." The next day, the NSA agents came over and arrested her on cyber-terrorism charges.
"Listen, Teacher... if you th…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "Why does your laptop display binary?" chuckled Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
The Greek yogurt cools the pain of technology mediated alienation
The Greek yogurt cools the pa…
Perhaps I can create a lil program to erase the mouting student debt.
Perhaps I can create a lil pr…
The idea is quite simple Skipper. When we connect this USB thumb drive up to the USB port, an inverting DC/DC converter runs and charges capacitors to -110V. Then it discharges, until every circuit on your laptop is broken down! Eat it.
The idea is quite simple Skip…
Okay, once we brute force the root password we need to remove all authorized SSH keys except for ours. Then we kill everyones SSH session. This box will be ours in no time.
Okay, once we brute force the…
"Come on!" Crys Barbie, masshing her keyboard. "What's the matter?" Skipper inquires while calmly pouring herself a smoothie. "Our AUR package has bad checksums in the PKGBUILD and it's marked as out of date," Barbie shouts, "Why did we ever allow Brian to be are Arch package maintainer?"
"Come on!" Crys Barbie, massh…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," sa
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
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Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "I think you're mistaken Ms. Smith." says Barbie. "The idea of binary code was actually sparked in 1450."
Barbie makes it to computer c…
2 minutes ! juste le temps de faire un ticket JIRA et je débloque un nouveau compte qui m'a pris 2 heures à créer dans GPT.
2 minutes ! juste le temps d…
I love computers!
I love computers!
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie."Did you see the designs I sent you last night?" "No" Steven says. "you probably messed it up." "Actually, its right here" Barbie replies.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"Will you n00bs go waste oxygen somewhere else?" Barbie asks as Brian and Tom leer over her. "My patch implements a solution to the dining philosophers problem, and the game is compiling on both am64 and ARMv7 now so you can get back to spraying brains.
"Will you n00bs go waste oxyg…
"Will you n00bs go waste oxygen somewhere else?" Barbie asks as Brian and Tom leer over her. "My patch implements a solution to the dining philosophers problem, and it is compiling on both am64 and ARMv7 so you can get back to spraying brains now.
"Will you n00bs go waste oxyg…
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Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper. Barbie spends a little time typing and troubleshooting, and in a matter of minutes the computer is running smoothly. "Wow Barbie, where did you learn that?", says Skipper. "I read a bit on the Internet, the rest fell into place."
Barbie tries to email her des…
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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When Barbie opens her email on Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "Brian accidentally sent me malware!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my porn files are lost, too!"
When Barbie opens her email o…
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