Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

Hola Munia! Aqui te traigo este.. El software que acabo de developar para que lo cheques si está todo correctito y lo pueda validar respecto a la pinche FDA!
Hola Munia! Aqui te traigo es…
Hola! Soy Oli (Barbi IT Hero) sé que me habeis echado de menos, (Lo siento, ¡He estado muy atareada ultimamente!) pero aquí estoy de vuelta de nuevo!
Hola! Soy Oli (Barbi IT Hero)…
"The SQL injection worked!" shouted Barbie as a denial of service message flashes across the screen at Mattel.com. Steven raises his hand to hers, saying proudly, "You know, Barbie, you may have a future with ANONYMOUS!"
"The SQL injection worked!" s…
"I need some Juice, gimme gimme sista!" Barbie says while thinking of what's going to happen tonight." "Hey, Hey. I'm trying as fast a I can, don't get your wet panties in a twist."
"I need some Juice, gimme gim…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game, I mean I'm a girl they'd understand. I gotta call Adil, Terran, and Mario soon, they promised for some BJs!" Barbie lics her lips and continues.
"I'm only creating the design…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game, because why work on this when I can party with real men like Adil and Mario?
"I'm only creating the design…
I'm using Google to search for solutions to fix the problems I'm facing with my computer. This is motivating me to learn more about how my computer works!
I'm using Google to search fo…
"You shit-lords need to check your male privilege. Allahu akbar!", says Barbie as she buys some dank ass weed on SilkRoad.
"You shit-lords need to check…
Ms. Smith shows Barbie how to restore the files. Barbie says, "Thanks! Now I can do this anytime." Barbie then teaches Brian how to do it as well. "Thanks Barbie!," says Brian.
Ms. Smith shows Barbie how to…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas right now," Barbie says, laughing, "I still have to code it to turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"I've finished making the aesthetics edit!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And all of the graphics, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now all I have to do is replace the graphics files in my code. The game will be ready in no time!"
"I've finished making the aes…
"Hey Stevie! Thanks for designing the program, the puppies are so cute! I can go onto code it now!" says Barbie.
"Hey Stevie! Thanks for desig…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas right now," Barbie says, laughing, "I still have to code it to turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "No way!" says Barbie. "I can do it myself. I just need to hook up Skipper's hard drive to the library's computer." "You're so smart Barbie!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Thanks for offering, but I don't need your help!" says Barbie. "Steven, the library computer has excellent security software to protect it. I have this under control." "Great idea Barbie! You're so smart." says Steven.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "No, that's okay," says Barbie. "I'm just as qualified as you guys are. I'll take care of it." "Just let us know if you need help," says Steven. "I can handle it," Barbie replies.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "No way!" says Barbie. "I can do it myself. I just need to hook up Skipper's hard drive to the library's computer." "You're so smart Barbie!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Yes, when it's finished," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to double check my ideas but I'll program it!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Fuck off!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you keep your greasy meat hooks off Skipper's hard drive and let me fucking work?" "Sure!" says Steven. "I don't know how these new fangled electronics work anyway."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"WTF!" shouts Barbie as she facepalms... "I know Johnny Katz is an Olympian Hunk-a-zoid, but you can't marry his Google Plus Profile!!" "But this isn't Johnny's profile, its MUMFOOT PORN on MUMX.COM!!" moans Skipper as she shows Barbie her O-Face... "Ohhhhh... Well, then its OK!" says Barbie.
"WTF!" shouts Barbie as she f…
The next morning, Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You fixed my computer and saved my homework!" "Jesus fucking Christ, Skipper, all I did was run a malware checker," Barbie grumbled. "Even Grandma knows how those work."
The next morning, Skipper tur…
"Holy shit, you got that Haskell job!" grins Steven. "That's right!" says Barbie. "You and me, we'll be functional programming buddies. I think it's our sweet open-source convnet implementation that sealed it."
"Holy shit, you got that Hask…
are to protect it."
are to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"What are you writing?" asks Brian. "I'm writing a game in Objective-C on my pink MacBook with my left hand, and porting it to to C# on my Surface 3 with my right hand" says Barbie. "Cool" says Steven, "can I get your number". "No" says Barbie.
"What are you writing?" asks …
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