Feminist Hacker Barbie

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J'aime le furry
J'aime le furry
Barbie tries to email her encrypted unmounted videos to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've picked up Syrian RAT again for supporting Palestine, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her enc…
"Jeez Brian, have you even used a TV before?" Barbie cries. "You just jammed one of those RCA plugins into the side of the framing, there isn't even a port there!"
"Jeez Brian, have you even us…
Skipper yells; "I thought the grep command was dumb, but now it just makes sense!" Barbie tells her, "If you like that, wait until I show you how to use curl!
Skipper yells; "I thought the…
Ms Smith tries to scare off the plebs by showing them byte code in binary. But then Barbie raises her hand and asks: "Wouldn't it be more readable in a normal hex editor?
Ms Smith tries to scare off t…
"Hello, Hello, Hello!" Barbie says to Skipper. "Tell me all your secrets and we'll have lots of fun together!"
"Hello, Hello, Hello!" Barbie…
"What the hell is this, Brian?" Barbie asked while looking at the DVD he handed to her, "Have you ever heard of GitHub? It's how we share code in 2015. My laptop doesn't even have a DVD drive!"
"What the hell is this, Brian…
No, please no!!!! Don't install AeroFS in my laptop.
No, please no!!!! Don't insta…
We'll have few more run through meetings in case seven are not enough to figure out what we want!
We'll have few more run throu…
Come on, no more requirements until next Sprint
Come on, no more requirements…
Come on, no more requiriments until next Sprint
Come on, no more requiriments…
Let's have a run-through meeting at 1PM!
Let's have a run-through meet…
Greg, install the fucking drivers and stop trying to steal my monitor
Greg, install the fucking dri…
Shit how do I put my billing information in the mobile app?
Shit how do I put my billing …
Don't hesitate to do the code reviews, Barbie! It's the real fun!
Don't hesitate to do the code…
Let's do some ordering process for today!
Let's do some ordering proces…
At work, Steven and Brian ask Barbie to add new features to her awesome app. "Fuck off guys", says Barbie. I told you to only contact me via the ticketing system.
At work, Steven and Brian ask…
"Whenever a test randomly fails to pass, just add a conditional to the spec and watch that swag do its job" - Ari.
"Whenever a test randomly fai…
Two words, Hector and Jon: Pivotal Tracker. Did you even read the email?!
Two words, Hector and Jon: Pi…
Pour mine with an extra shot of espresso, sis. Some scrub decided to link directly to ATLAS instead of generic BLAS and LAPACK, so now I have to write patches to get this to link against accelerate.framework instead. I'm not about to pollute /usr/local/lib with a bunch of stupid dependencies.
Pour mine with an extra shot …
Posing as a luddite, Barbie scribbles some hexidecimal words on paper just to amuse herself while her classmates pretend to be following along, but are actually tweeting, emailing, and watching Internet porn.
Posing as a luddite, Barbie s…
"Steven, what are you smiling about?" Barbie asked. "The action is tomorrow, and according to the tracker only two of your people are on. This does not seem like a plan to win."
"Steven, what are you smiling…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up destroying capitalism and overthrowing the patriarchy." "Wow barbie," says Steveface, "That sounds like a tough job." "That's because you're stupid," says Barbie touching him lightly with her sickle.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
You know, I love ice creams and I wish there was an app that helps you choose all the flavors that go well together. Mmh... I think I could try to code that app on my own.
You know, I love ice creams a…
The 1st day of class, the teacher said they would start with an exam about C++ code. "Too easy!", thought Barbie. But Brian and Steven didn't feel at ease. They hadn't coded for the whole summer.
The 1st day of class, the tea…
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