Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

No, please no!!!! Don't install AeroFS in my laptop.
No, please no!!!! Don't insta…
We'll have few more run through meetings in case seven are not enough to figure out what we want!
We'll have few more run throu…
Come on, no more requirements until next Sprint
Come on, no more requirements…
Come on, no more requiriments until next Sprint
Come on, no more requiriments…
Let's have a run-through meeting at 1PM!
Let's have a run-through meet…
Greg, install the fucking drivers and stop trying to steal my monitor
Greg, install the fucking dri…
Shit how do I put my billing information in the mobile app?
Shit how do I put my billing …
Don't hesitate to do the code reviews, Barbie! It's the real fun!
Don't hesitate to do the code…
Let's do some ordering process for today!
Let's do some ordering proces…
At work, Steven and Brian ask Barbie to add new features to her awesome app. "Fuck off guys", says Barbie. I told you to only contact me via the ticketing system.
At work, Steven and Brian ask…
"Whenever a test randomly fails to pass, just add a conditional to the spec and watch that swag do its job" - Ari.
"Whenever a test randomly fai…
Two words, Hector and Jon: Pivotal Tracker. Did you even read the email?!
Two words, Hector and Jon: Pi…
Pour mine with an extra shot of espresso, sis. Some scrub decided to link directly to ATLAS instead of generic BLAS and LAPACK, so now I have to write patches to get this to link against accelerate.framework instead. I'm not about to pollute /usr/local/lib with a bunch of stupid dependencies.
Pour mine with an extra shot …
Posing as a luddite, Barbie scribbles some hexidecimal words on paper just to amuse herself while her classmates pretend to be following along, but are actually tweeting, emailing, and watching Internet porn.
Posing as a luddite, Barbie s…
"Steven, what are you smiling about?" Barbie asked. "The action is tomorrow, and according to the tracker only two of your people are on. This does not seem like a plan to win."
"Steven, what are you smiling…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up destroying capitalism and overthrowing the patriarchy." "Wow barbie," says Steveface, "That sounds like a tough job." "That's because you're stupid," says Barbie touching him lightly with her sickle.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
You know, I love ice creams and I wish there was an app that helps you choose all the flavors that go well together. Mmh... I think I could try to code that app on my own.
You know, I love ice creams a…
The 1st day of class, the teacher said they would start with an exam about C++ code. "Too easy!", thought Barbie. But Brian and Steven didn't feel at ease. They hadn't coded for the whole summer.
The 1st day of class, the tea…
"Thanks for working on that program with me Barbie!" says Steven. "No problem Steven!" says Barbie. "Collaborating on assignments makes them more exciting." "With both our minds we are able to be much more creative too," says Steven. "Now let's show the rest of the team and see if they have any ideas to add!"
"Thanks for working on that p…
"What the fuck is this, Brian?" Barbie asked her assistant. "I ask for deliverables, and you hand me this relic of the 90s? Ever heard of the Internet? Hand me a disc again and I'll replace you and Steven with Python scripts."
"What the fuck is this, Brian…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "No thanks! I was in a CS First club and I know I can solve this problem" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. Barbie thinks to herself, "Not only do I have the computer skills, but I'm learning to manage a project too!"
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"Listen, Teacher... if you think we will believe that a screen full of zeroes and ones is actually anything more complex and useful than a 90s screensaver, you're wrong," said Barbie. "On top of that, I'm pretty sure you can't read binary, anyway." The next day, the NSA agents came over and arrested her on cyber-terrorism charges.
"Listen, Teacher... if you th…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "Why does your laptop display binary?" chuckled Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
The Greek yogurt cools the pain of technology mediated alienation
The Greek yogurt cools the pa…
Perhaps I can create a lil program to erase the mouting student debt.
Perhaps I can create a lil pr…
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