Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Put this coaster under your coffee cup while I create a Facebook account for you." said Barbie. "Then you can join the world-wide conversation we're having about Deleuzian rhizomes." Bill added, "When you can't understand what they're saying about rhizomes, just click 'Like' and reply with a picture of your kitten. Or talk about beer."
"Put this coaster under your…
"Put this coaster under your coffee cup while Bill sets up a Facebook account for you." said Barbie. "Then you can join the open discussion we're having about Deleuzian rhizomes and cute kittens." If you don't' understand what someone says about rhizomes, you can click 'Like' and reply with a picture of your kitten." "Or you can talk about beer." added Bill.
"Put this coaster under your …
"Barbie, I told you NOT to read the comments," said Skipper. "Let me at least pour you another drink. You're going to need it, Big Sister."
"Barbie, I told you NOT to re…
"I think I have found a definition of the 'transhumant'!" says Barbie. "Marry me and have my babies" says Steven,who is still a bit unreconstructed
"I think I have found a defin…
"Learning is no longer just the ABCs, you know," Mrs. Rhizome said. "Learning the Boolean world is another kind of story." Barbie shook her head in agreement. In her mind, she was already reprogramming the classroom into something more open. It reminded her of an analogy from science. A rhizome. That was it.
"Learning is no longer just t…
Barbie successfully uses a story of a freely roaming dog as a metaphor to explain to the class the rhizomatic learning process free learners can experience on the Internet. The teacher, still clutching her reified knowledge summarized on her clipboard, is amazed and praises Barby for her presentation.
Barbie successfully uses a st…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, the teacher raises her hands in despair. "If your computer gets a virus and crashes, how can you retrieve all the files you lost?" she wails. "Barbie? I need your help again!"
Barbie makes it to computer c…
Barbie discovers #rhizo15. "Guys, look at this", she exclaims. "Content is people, according to this Dave bloke". "Let's all think about our own learning subjectives." After lunch Barbie decides to smash the capitalist patriarchy and replace it with a rhizomatic co-operative. Go Barbie!
Barbie discovers #rhizo15. "G…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she givedit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
Teleconsys's newly designed website is now online !
Teleconsys's newly designed w…
Finally the Teleconsys's newly designed website is now online !
Finally the Teleconsys's newl…
"Could you hand me that CD in a way that suggests you've never seen a CD before?" Brian asked. "Yes," Barbie said, "but first I need to know why Steven is wearing a shirt that features a ghostly hedgehog playing the cymbals."
"Could you hand me that CD…
"Stop touching the cables Steven. We need those. BRIAN!! STOP LOOKING AT MY FACE BOOK!!!! I can't believe I got paired with you idiots. You guys are no help at all." Says Barbie "What does this button do?" says Brian stupidly. *computer explodes* "WHAT THE HECK DID YOU JUST DO!!!!"
"Stop touching the cables Ste…
Hey Sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
Hey Sisters! "I guess I can b…
"Fuck off Steven. I don't need creeps like you going through all of my personal files. I can insert this disc into the hard drive just fine, thank you." Being the dimwit that he his, Steven couldn't take a hint. When he tried to take Barbie's backup disc again, shit got real. "I SAID NO. I'M GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT." Steven backed away slowly because he knew that Barbie meant business.
"Fuck off Steven. I don't nee…
"Fuck off Skipper. Figure shit out and fix your own damn program." Skipper began to cry. "I don't even know html, how do you expect me to fix my program written in Javascript?"
"Fuck off Skipper. Figure shi…
Cokey & friend: "That Feedle is such a noon. Look at him run!"
Cokey & friend: "That Feedle …
"Is this how I cuddle big sis?" said young Sarah, throwing her arms around Barbie. "Why no it isn't, that is how a two dollar whore acquires new clients." said Barbie, disgusted with her younger sister's new found life goals.
"Is this how I cuddle big sis…
"The virus must be on the flash drive!" cries Skipper. "And all my music files are lost, too!" - "Music files?" asked Barbie. "What are you, like 40? Why don't you listen to music on Spotify or YouTube like a normal person?"
"The virus must be on the fla…
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
I'd just like to interject fo…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "I just wanted to let the class know I finished my game on time."
Barbie makes it to computer c…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, and notices all the spam in her inbox. Frustrated, she deletes the spam and makes sure her attachments all work before sending them to the game company.
Barbie tries to email her des…
"Game design has many levels. I've learned how to do the designs and coding. It can take time, but I've got the skills to get it done."
"Game design has many levels.…
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