Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Fuck off Skipper. Figure shit out and fix your own damn program." Skipper began to cry. "I don't even know html, how do you expect me to fix my program written in Javascript?"
"Fuck off Skipper. Figure shi…
Cokey & friend: "That Feedle is such a noon. Look at him run!"
Cokey & friend: "That Feedle …
"Is this how I cuddle big sis?" said young Sarah, throwing her arms around Barbie. "Why no it isn't, that is how a two dollar whore acquires new clients." said Barbie, disgusted with her younger sister's new found life goals.
"Is this how I cuddle big sis…
"The virus must be on the flash drive!" cries Skipper. "And all my music files are lost, too!" - "Music files?" asked Barbie. "What are you, like 40? Why don't you listen to music on Spotify or YouTube like a normal person?"
"The virus must be on the fla…
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
I'd just like to interject fo…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "I just wanted to let the class know I finished my game on time."
Barbie makes it to computer c…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, and notices all the spam in her inbox. Frustrated, she deletes the spam and makes sure her attachments all work before sending them to the game company.
Barbie tries to email her des…
"Game design has many levels. I've learned how to do the designs and coding. It can take time, but I've got the skills to get it done."
"Game design has many levels.…
"No!" Cries Skipper, blushing in embarrassment. "Don't read that!" "Skipper, the fuck was that?" Asked Barbie in disgust. "How could you?!" "Wh-what?" Skipper managed to stutter out. "What is it?" "It's bad enough that yesterday you were reading a Stony fanfic but..." Said Barbie. "But what?" Asked Skipper slightly trembling. "WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU WRITING A LEVIMIKA LEMON?!" Exclaimed Barbie in anger, putting her hand to her head as she was getting a headache. "U-um..." Said Skipper. "God Skipper, I thought you knew better..." Said Barbie, shaking her head. "If you want to write about SnK write about Ereri or LevixReader, Shisus." "What?" Asked Skipper. "Why?!" Barbie simply glared at her sister. "Because I said so." Said Barbie menacingly. "And what I say goes. Unless you want me to tell everyone that you..." Barbie pauses as she shivers slightly in disgust. "That you don't ship EunHae..." "OKAY OKAY!!! I'LL REWRITE THE STORY!!!" Cried Skipper in fear. Barbie smirked. "That's what I thought.. " She laughed maniacally.
"No!" Cries Skipper, blushing…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Vampiru. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
When Alina put her flash drive into her laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my Trash music!" cries Alina! "Quick grab my ass" says Barbie, "Maybe the dropper won't start if there's porn on the webcam."
When Alina put her flash driv…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her des…
OH NO!!! REVET has give us a rootkit on his pink stick ... don't do just stand there, grab my ass, maybe the dropper will not start if there is porn on camera ...
OH NO!!! REVET has give us a …
"What are you doing Barbie?" asked her friends Steve and Kevin. "My little brother messed with my computer and now there's a virus, and mine and Skipper's homework is gone!" exclaimed Barbie. "Do you need help?" The boys offered. "No, I'm fine." said Barbie. "I'm a computer engineer!"
"What are you doing Barbie?" …
Barbie said to Élise "Why are some men such douchey dickbags?". Élise just smiled, knowingly....
Barbie said to Élise "Why are…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith."If the school has the region's best online security system then why did it only take 952 lines of code to change the motto on the website to 'We are OK with our students vandalising our site'?"
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "No, that's sexist." says Barbie. "Neither of you had EVER coded until recently." "True..."admits Steven."I haven't got the faintest idea how to code JavaScript and while Brian has a tiny bit of experience he is not as good as you."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"Yeah, of course! I'll have it up and running by Monday," Barbie exclaims."Only 2000 more lines of C++!"
"Yeah, of course! I'll have i…
"Yeah, of course! I'll have it up and running by Monday," Barbie exclaims."Only 2000 more lines of C++!
"Yeah, of course! I'll have i…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "Shit" Barbie says, "My monitor's dying again!I guess I'll whack it a few times and give this to some other employee"
Barbie tries to email her des…
Barbie thought Steven was cute. But she knew it wouldn't work out when she saw that he used an aol email in 2015
Barbie thought Steven was cut…
Barbie thought Steven looked cute. But then she realized that it wouldnt work out when she was his aol email.
Barbie thought Steven looked …
Barbie thought Steven looked cute. But then she realized that it wouldnt work out when she was his aol email.
Barbie thought Steven looked …
Barbie is teaching Steven programming. Steven types with one finger at a time. "this is it, this is how im going to die", Barbie thinks to herself.
Barbie is teaching Steven pro…
"How in the world does this thing work?" Barbie asked Steven. "I don't know," Steven replied. "Try by yourself," Brian said. Barbie spotted a red button. "Maybe this is it?" she wondered aloud. She pressed it. Lights went off flashing. Then Barbie got sucked into the computer! (Digital Shin'ichi: Failing at Flight reference)
"How in the world does this t…
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