Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"No!" Cries Skipper, blushing in embarrassment. "Don't read that!" "Skipper, the fuck was that?" Asked Barbie in disgust. "How could you?!" "Wh-what?" Skipper managed to stutter out. "What is it?" "It's bad enough that yesterday you were reading a Stony fanfic but..." Said Barbie. "But what?" Asked Skipper slightly trembling. "WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU WRITING A LEVIMIKA LEMON?!" Exclaimed Barbie in anger, putting her hand to her head as she was getting a headache. "U-um..." Said Skipper. "God Skipper, I thought you knew better..." Said Barbie, shaking her head. "If you want to write about SnK write about Ereri or LevixReader, Shisus." "What?" Asked Skipper. "Why?!" Barbie simply glared at her sister. "Because I said so." Said Barbie menacingly. "And what I say goes. Unless you want me to tell everyone that you..." Barbie pauses as she shivers slightly in disgust. "That you don't ship EunHae..." "OKAY OKAY!!! I'LL REWRITE THE STORY!!!" Cried Skipper in fear. Barbie smirked. "That's what I thought.. " She laughed maniacally.
"No!" Cries Skipper, blushing…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Vampiru. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
When Alina put her flash drive into her laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my Trash music!" cries Alina! "Quick grab my ass" says Barbie, "Maybe the dropper won't start if there's porn on the webcam."
When Alina put her flash driv…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her des…
OH NO!!! REVET has give us a rootkit on his pink stick ... don't do just stand there, grab my ass, maybe the dropper will not start if there is porn on camera ...
OH NO!!! REVET has give us a …
"What are you doing Barbie?" asked her friends Steve and Kevin. "My little brother messed with my computer and now there's a virus, and mine and Skipper's homework is gone!" exclaimed Barbie. "Do you need help?" The boys offered. "No, I'm fine." said Barbie. "I'm a computer engineer!"
"What are you doing Barbie?" …
Barbie said to Élise "Why are some men such douchey dickbags?". Élise just smiled, knowingly....
Barbie said to Élise "Why are…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith."If the school has the region's best online security system then why did it only take 952 lines of code to change the motto on the website to 'We are OK with our students vandalising our site'?"
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "No, that's sexist." says Barbie. "Neither of you had EVER coded until recently." "True..."admits Steven."I haven't got the faintest idea how to code JavaScript and while Brian has a tiny bit of experience he is not as good as you."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"Yeah, of course! I'll have it up and running by Monday," Barbie exclaims."Only 2000 more lines of C++!"
"Yeah, of course! I'll have i…
"Yeah, of course! I'll have it up and running by Monday," Barbie exclaims."Only 2000 more lines of C++!
"Yeah, of course! I'll have i…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "Shit" Barbie says, "My monitor's dying again!I guess I'll whack it a few times and give this to some other employee"
Barbie tries to email her des…
Barbie thought Steven was cute. But she knew it wouldn't work out when she saw that he used an aol email in 2015
Barbie thought Steven was cut…
Barbie thought Steven looked cute. But then she realized that it wouldnt work out when she was his aol email.
Barbie thought Steven looked …
Barbie thought Steven looked cute. But then she realized that it wouldnt work out when she was his aol email.
Barbie thought Steven looked …
Barbie is teaching Steven programming. Steven types with one finger at a time. "this is it, this is how im going to die", Barbie thinks to herself.
Barbie is teaching Steven pro…
"How in the world does this thing work?" Barbie asked Steven. "I don't know," Steven replied. "Try by yourself," Brian said. Barbie spotted a red button. "Maybe this is it?" she wondered aloud. She pressed it. Lights went off flashing. Then Barbie got sucked into the computer! (Digital Shin'ichi: Failing at Flight reference)
"How in the world does this t…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If your computer gets a virus and crashes, does it corrupt the Grid?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Yeah, right," says Barbie. "You guys can't even install Express using Yeoman and Node Package Manager, much less scaffold out RESTful endpoints or Sails controllers." "Huh?" says Brian.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Barbie starts working on her design, but her screen starts flashing. "That dumbass Brian must have injected some JavaScript into this page. I'm just gonna do some SQL injection to DROP every table in his fucking database." "You competent little fuck," says Skipper.
Barbie starts working on her …
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "0s and 1s?" asks Barbie, "Haven't you heard of Preside Widgets?!"
Barbie makes it to computer c…
Stephen! You're an idiot! That's a dreamcast!
Stephen! You're an idiot! Tha…
Barbie says, "Wow, that homework problem took a while, but I figured it out. Professor Goldwasser replied, "I believe you did. That problem was unsolved until now! Would you mind presenting your proof at a department seminar on Thursday?"
Barbie says, "Wow, that homew…
Barbie makes it to Linux class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Ubuntu, the teacher. "If you're planning on dual booting Linux and Windows 8, how do you backup Windows with a program you have to download?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to Linux clas…
Barbie slowly but carefully hooks Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer. Brian reaches for the disk and says, "It will go faster if Evan and I-" "No, I got it!" Barbie exclaims as she pulls away. The boys watch in amazement as she finishes the task at lightning speed. Evan yells, "Wow! That was fast!" The librarian yells, "Shut up! This is a library!" Barbie and the boys run out laughing.
Barbie slowly but carefully h…
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