Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "I found your computer has a virus and crashes, how much will you pay me to fix it, and retrieve all the files you lost?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
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"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "No thank you." Barbie replied. "You guys suck with computers."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"I'm great at creating design ideas! Steven and Brian offered to help, but I'm a whiz at coding!" Barbie smiled.
"I'm great at creating design…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
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"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now retrieve the files from your hard drive barbie. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big slap on the face. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it explodes! "Ahhh! My face!" cries Skipper. "You are just too mean, Barbie! you destroyed my face and cut off my butt!" Skipper then rapes and kills Barbie and Ken.
The next morning, Barbie give…
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Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Fuck off Barbie?" says Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If your computer gets a virus and crashes, how can you retrieve all the files you lost?" asks Barbie. "Ok you fucking cunt just delete system 32 you idiot what do you think this is 2nd grade" Replies Ms.Smith
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"Your cock is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"Your cock is so sweet," says…
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After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian. The End.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I just want to say thanks to Barbie for coming early today, my computer had a virus and without her help all today's lessons would have been lost " said Ms. Smith "No worries at all" said Barbie "Just install that firewall software I gave you and it should be protected from now on"
"I just want to say thanks to…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I sent you my designs so you can give me some feedback; I need to work on them anyway and it'd help to know what I could improve".
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but then she notices it's nothing like she created it. "Oh dammit!" says Barbie. Skipper peeks over Barbie's shoulder and laughs. "I told you not to let Brian mess with the code" says Skipper. "That guy is hopeless."
Barbie tries to email her des…
"This is not how to teach art to children," says Skipper. "Making a prescriptive drawing, colouring inside the lines - we want nothing to do with this." "Let's burn the colouring books," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll bring the art history books into class next time for visual examples!"
"This is not how to teach art…
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