Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I sent you my designs so you can give me some feedback; I need to work on them anyway and it'd help to know what I could improve".
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but then she notices it's nothing like she created it. "Oh dammit!" says Barbie. Skipper peeks over Barbie's shoulder and laughs. "I told you not to let Brian mess with the code" says Skipper. "That guy is hopeless."
Barbie tries to email her des…
"This is not how to teach art to children," says Skipper. "Making a prescriptive drawing, colouring inside the lines - we want nothing to do with this." "Let's burn the colouring books," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll bring the art history books into class next time for visual examples!"
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"Put this coaster under your coffee cup while I create a Facebook account for you." said Barbie. "Then you can join the world-wide conversation we're having about Deleuzian rhizomes." Bill added, "When you can't understand what they're saying about rhizomes, just click 'Like' and reply with a picture of your kitten. Or talk about beer."
"Put this coaster under your…
"Put this coaster under your coffee cup while Bill sets up a Facebook account for you." said Barbie. "Then you can join the open discussion we're having about Deleuzian rhizomes and cute kittens." If you don't' understand what someone says about rhizomes, you can click 'Like' and reply with a picture of your kitten." "Or you can talk about beer." added Bill.
"Put this coaster under your …
"Barbie, I told you NOT to read the comments," said Skipper. "Let me at least pour you another drink. You're going to need it, Big Sister."
"Barbie, I told you NOT to re…
"I think I have found a definition of the 'transhumant'!" says Barbie. "Marry me and have my babies" says Steven,who is still a bit unreconstructed
"I think I have found a defin…
"Learning is no longer just the ABCs, you know," Mrs. Rhizome said. "Learning the Boolean world is another kind of story." Barbie shook her head in agreement. In her mind, she was already reprogramming the classroom into something more open. It reminded her of an analogy from science. A rhizome. That was it.
"Learning is no longer just t…
Barbie successfully uses a story of a freely roaming dog as a metaphor to explain to the class the rhizomatic learning process free learners can experience on the Internet. The teacher, still clutching her reified knowledge summarized on her clipboard, is amazed and praises Barby for her presentation.
Barbie successfully uses a st…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, the teacher raises her hands in despair. "If your computer gets a virus and crashes, how can you retrieve all the files you lost?" she wails. "Barbie? I need your help again!"
Barbie makes it to computer c…
Barbie discovers #rhizo15. "Guys, look at this", she exclaims. "Content is people, according to this Dave bloke". "Let's all think about our own learning subjectives." After lunch Barbie decides to smash the capitalist patriarchy and replace it with a rhizomatic co-operative. Go Barbie!
Barbie discovers #rhizo15. "G…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she givedit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
Teleconsys's newly designed website is now online !
Teleconsys's newly designed w…
Finally the Teleconsys's newly designed website is now online !
Finally the Teleconsys's newl…
"Could you hand me that CD in a way that suggests you've never seen a CD before?" Brian asked. "Yes," Barbie said, "but first I need to know why Steven is wearing a shirt that features a ghostly hedgehog playing the cymbals."
"Could you hand me that CD…
"Stop touching the cables Steven. We need those. BRIAN!! STOP LOOKING AT MY FACE BOOK!!!! I can't believe I got paired with you idiots. You guys are no help at all." Says Barbie "What does this button do?" says Brian stupidly. *computer explodes* "WHAT THE HECK DID YOU JUST DO!!!!"
"Stop touching the cables Ste…
Hey Sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
Hey Sisters! "I guess I can b…
"Fuck off Steven. I don't need creeps like you going through all of my personal files. I can insert this disc into the hard drive just fine, thank you." Being the dimwit that he his, Steven couldn't take a hint. When he tried to take Barbie's backup disc again, shit got real. "I SAID NO. I'M GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT." Steven backed away slowly because he knew that Barbie meant business.
"Fuck off Steven. I don't nee…
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