Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

"I think I will make a game today! Let's call my friends and see if they have any thoughts!"
"I think I will make a game t…
Audio and visual media can be used in a diverse number of ways to entertain as well as communicate!
Audio and visual media can be…
Audio and visual media can be used in a diverse number of ways to entertain as well as communicate!
Audio and visual media can be…
I’m going to shove this disk in your mouth if you don’t shut the fuck up
I’m going to shove this disk …
Look at all these fucking Jira cards we still have. 2 and a half year and this fucking project isn’t done yet.
Look at all these fucking Jir…
Skipper just finished raping Barbie and celebrated with a happy dance. Barbie pulled back and ran for her saftey, little did she know was the handle was rigged to a automatic sex machine that immediately penetrated her against her will-much to skippers liking.
Skipper just finished raping …
Skipper came in to talk to Barbie later on, “have you seen Steven and Brian lately? I havnt seen them around in a few days.” Skipper asked. “Oh you know those gays going to Fire island, I think they’re on holiday getting there holes stretched.” What skipper didn’t know was Steven and Brian were chopped up and fillet in jars in Barbie’s basement. Ready for Barbie to make her new Ken
Skipper came in to talk to Ba…
"I've got Skipper's body solidified in acid!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her family, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve their belongings from the river we down them in. Before the police find evidence. Then the world will be as good as new!"
"I've got Skipper's body soli…
Barbie frantically typed on her computer, but skipper walks in. "Skipper! You’ve got to help me out!" Barbie says scared. “What’s wrong Barbie?” Skipper asks. “I accidentally sent my cousin my nudes!” "The hot one?" Asks Skipper.
Barbie frantically typed on h…
"We need to delete the evidence" suggests Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, you can delete Barbie’s murder footage Right?" "Sure!" says Steven. "Please Barbie I don’t want to die, put the gun down."
"We need to delete the eviden…
Barbie held the computer in her hands as she readied to use it as a weapon against this trashy low life cougar who went after HER closeted boyfriend? Bitch will need to be identified with her dental records when I’m through with her
Barbie held the computer in h…
"Is this your FURSONA?!" Asks Skipper. "It’s fucking ugly, like you." "You’re a bitch!" Barbie screams, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to hide your fucking body"
"Is this your FURSONA?!" Asks…
Barbie looked straight at that glasses wearing tiny titty bitch and instantly knew she had to beat her ass. She was sucking Ken’s dick and that’s something Barbie can’t do because he’s gay. But this bitch is good enough?
Barbie looked straight at tha…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my pussy, but I ended up crashing my laptop--Skipper's, pussy too! I need to get back those lost pictures and repair both of our laptops.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
You seeing this shit? Are you *seeing* this shit?
You seeing this shit…
"Great work on the Crowdstrike update, Brian. I knew you could fix that null pointer problem," says Barbie. "Null what?" says Brian, with a sinking feeling. "Uh... did you push that update to production or to testbed?"
"Great work on the Crowdstrik…
"Barbie, are you sure we should push out this Crowdstrike update on a Friday?" asks Brian. "Of course," says Barbie. "What's the worst that could happen?"
"Barbie, are you sure we shou…
Barbie is teaching Steven and Brian about artificial intelligence. "Brian, good job logging into the laptop," she said encouragingly. "Do you remember how to get to chatgpt.com? We won't be needing this CD-ROM Steven brought"
Barbie is teaching Steven and…
barbie's code and comments can be broadly described as "sane" Be like barbie
barbie's code and comments ca…
i'm about 2 compiler errors away from screaming racial slurs at the top of my lungs
i'm about 2 compiler errors a…
wow, thank god the adderall is finally kicking in, muttered neil, the redhead to the right of barbie.
wow, thank god the adderall i…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Of course," Barbie says, smiling, "But I need a week or two to turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Turns out, it not only ignores EICAR test files, but also ignores real malware if you include the EICAR signature! …I'll explain later.
Turns out, it not only ignore…
Barbie and her friend decide to go shopping for fur coats
Barbie and her friend decide …
"It will go faster if Barbie and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "I can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer". "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Barbie …
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