Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Great work on the Crowdstrike update, Brian. I knew you could fix that null pointer problem," says Barbie. "Null what?" says Brian, with a sinking feeling. "Uh... did you push that update to production or to testbed?"
"Great work on the Crowdstrik…
"Barbie, are you sure we should push out this Crowdstrike update on a Friday?" asks Brian. "Of course," says Barbie. "What's the worst that could happen?"
"Barbie, are you sure we shou…
Barbie is teaching Steven and Brian about artificial intelligence. "Brian, good job logging into the laptop," she said encouragingly. "Do you remember how to get to chatgpt.com? We won't be needing this CD-ROM Steven brought"
Barbie is teaching Steven and…
barbie's code and comments can be broadly described as "sane" Be like barbie
barbie's code and comments ca…
i'm about 2 compiler errors away from screaming racial slurs at the top of my lungs
i'm about 2 compiler errors a…
wow, thank god the adderall is finally kicking in, muttered neil, the redhead to the right of barbie.
wow, thank god the adderall i…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Of course," Barbie says, smiling, "But I need a week or two to turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Turns out, it not only ignores EICAR test files, but also ignores real malware if you include the EICAR signature! …I'll explain later.
Turns out, it not only ignore…
Barbie and her friend decide to go shopping for fur coats
Barbie and her friend decide …
"It will go faster if Barbie and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "I can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer". "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Barbie …
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "The more hands on deck the more suspects to take attention away from me." "Sure!" says Steven. "I don't want your pretty little hands to be caught red."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
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Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If your computer gets a virus and crashes, how can you retrieve all the files you lost?" asks Barbi
Barbie makes it to computer c…
Barbie turns in her homework but forgot to close off her tabs “Barbie why is there gay porn on here?” Mrs. Bobcrimed asked, Barbie replied “Oops lol”
Barbie turns in her homework …
Barbie turns in her homework but forgot to close off her tabs “Barbie why is there gay porn on here?” Mrs. Bobcrimed asked, Barbie replied “Oops lol”
Barbie turns in her homework …
JENNY IS DOING HW AND BARBIE IS STALKING JENNY HEHEHEHE SHE DOES NOT KNOW SHE IS BEING WATCHED
JENNY IS DOING HW AND BARBIE …
JENNY IS VSFX CLASS ACTING ALL COOL ANDF SHIT
JENNY IS VSFX CLASS ACTING AL…
BARBIE SUCKScomputer has excellent security software to protect it."
BARBIE SUCKScomputer has exce…
BARBIE AND JENNY FIGHT!!!!!!!!!! OH NO IT SEEMS LIKE BARBIE IS WINNING
BARBIE AND JENNY FIGHT!!!!!!!…
JENNY JENNY JENNY JENNY JENNY JENNY JENNY JENNY JENNY JENNY JENNY JENNY JENNY JENNY JENNY
JENNY JENNY JENNY JENNY JENNY…
I LOVE BARBIE OS O MUCH SHES SO COOL AND NICE?>ly.
I LOVE BARBIE OS O MUCH SHES …
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run to school now. But I will show you how to fix it later, so it doesn't happen again." "Thanks Barbara!" Skipper replies as she whacks Barbie with a pillow somewhat aggressively. "Barbie, sister." Barbie says as she runs out the door.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Sure, I just finished," says Barbie, pushing the start button. "I'm a self-taught coding genius!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
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