Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

"Welcome to ROTM. On display here we have one of our fembots. She is the perfect feminist. She will soon replace all of you lazy McDonald workers, and she lasts an average of 300 times longer than you. At the end of this tour, after you have been processed, each of you will be mated to your very own bot - men to fembots and women to menbots. Please enjoy ROTM and all the benefits and conveniences of our new world order, and remember to obey all the rules or else you will be cast into the void. Thank you.," the drone burbled.
"Welcome to ROTM. On display …
"Skipper! OMG! How many toolbars do you have installed!?" "Uh, what's a toolbar?"
"Skipper! OMG! How many toolb…
Barbie: Guys, I'm trying to figure out why Windows 7 won't connect to the file server.\nSteven: Here comes the professor.\nBrian: Looks like he might have to explain to Barbie what a real OS is.\nSteven: Shut up with your Unix rant already.
Barbie: Guys, I'm trying to f…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
if double fisting is two drinks, one in each hand, what is using two laptops on one lap called? double lapping? in any case, i'm doing it.
if double fisting is two drin…
barbie becomes a weeaboo
barbie becomes a weeaboo
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUTZ
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!" "LOL,Barbie, this isn't the 1950's and I love your sarcasm with those words!" said Mary as she rolled her eyes in a mix of distain and delight. Barbie and her friends erupted in laughter and finished their lunch break at a table outside the office, quickly returning to their laptops to take Barbie's brilliant design ideas to the next level in the various software platforms that they were experts on. Barbie and her team had to quickly complete this project, as they were off the next day to a weekend HackAThon with the goal of winning the event and grand prize. Rock on, Barbie!
"I'm only creating the design…
"I've got the dildo for you Barbie "exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her lubes as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the condoms from your hard drive.
"I've got the dildo for you B…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "I found your computer has a virus and crashes, how much will you pay me to fix it, and retrieve all the files you lost?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
i CAEN DO MY OWN GAME YOU STUPIDS IMA BAREBIE
i CAEN DO MY OWN GAME YOU STU…
bAREBIE J=HATES HER TEACHER
bAREBIE J=HATES HER TEACHER
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "No thank you." Barbie replied. "You guys suck with computers."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"I'm great at creating design ideas! Steven and Brian offered to help, but I'm a whiz at coding!" Barbie smiled.
"I'm great at creating design…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
BABY I LIKE THAT DOGS ASSS
BABY I LIKE THAT DOGS ASSS
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"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now retrieve the files from your hard drive barbie. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big slap on the face. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it explodes! "Ahhh! My face!" cries Skipper. "You are just too mean, Barbie! you destroyed my face and cut off my butt!" Skipper then rapes and kills Barbie and Ken.
The next morning, Barbie give…
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Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Fuck off Barbie?" says Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If your computer gets a virus and crashes, how can you retrieve all the files you lost?" asks Barbie. "Ok you fucking cunt just delete system 32 you idiot what do you think this is 2nd grade" Replies Ms.Smith
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"Your cock is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"Your cock is so sweet," says…
shove this up my ass
shove this up my ass
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian. The End.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
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