Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," "Ok its fine. I will just kill you instead." "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Shluck goes the knife.
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Sometimes I like to steal Ken's laptop, watch hardcore porn, then when he finds it tell him "I don't know what you do when you're drunk..."
Sometimes I like to steal Ken…
"Happy Father's Day, Barbie!" says Brian. "lol you know what a dumbf&&k you sound like right now?" says Stephen. I'm about to brick all your s**t up in here if you don't LET ME WORK," growls Barbie.
"Happy Father's Day, Barbie!"…
"Happy Father's Day, Barbie!" says Brian. "lol you know what a dumbf&&k you sound like right now?" says Stephen. I'm about to brick all your s**t up in here if you don't LET ME WORK," growls Barbie.
"Happy Father's Day, Barbie!"…
barbie gets titfucked
barbie gets titfucked
I SUCK DICK'S HARD
I SUCK DICK'S HARD
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Um, excuse me. I didnt realize I asked for your help. I do believe i can do this by myself!" says Barbie.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"suck my dickkkkkk bitch" Kelly yelled to her sister Barbie as she finished smoking her dope
"suck my dickkkkkk bitch" Kel…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need you to help solve my problems. cuz i just can't do it.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
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"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it." Barbie fucks Steven.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
cunt
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skipper walked in and was like WHOA NO GAY PORN BARBIE, but barbie was like oops lol
skipper walked in and was lik…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If your computer freezes and you still have porn on, how do I make it so my mom doesn't see it?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"I just jerked off!", said Barbie. "But how? You're a girl, Barbie.", said the other hoe. "You might have thought, thot.", replied Barbie.
"I just jerked off!", said Ba…
Today Barbie is attending the brand new openstack training. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "Can i use the fucking 1.18 juju that's on the archive?" asks Barbie.
Today Barbie is attending the…
After taking the same crappy breakfast as everyday, Barbie today feels energized, a new case as arrived into his inbox for 1Met , the header reads "Unable to energize a laptop," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need to eat fucking more granola today!"
After taking the same crappy …
Yeah Steven, you really are getting the hang of open educational resources. Keep sharing and you will someday be a rockstar like me.
Yeah Steven, you really are g…
At computer class, Barbie shows Ms.Smith the latest videos that she uploaded to Xhamster.com. Ms. Smith had always had a crush on Barbie but had never realized what a sexual philistine Barbie was ! She was so happy that she told Barbie that if she would come to Ms. Smith'd apartment that night,to discuss how Barbie could earn some extra credit. Ms. Smith is very anxious to introduce Barbie to her fellow neighbors known as the Bukakke Club.
At computer class, Barbie sho…
Barbie tries to compile Steven's code, but as usual there are problems. "His syntax is a disaster!" says Barbie. "There are more than fifty error and warning messages here." "How much longer are you going to cover up for his shoddy work?" asks Skipper. "He's holding our dev team back."
Barbie tries to compile Steve…
Barbie tries to compile Steven's code, but as usual there are problems. "This syntax is a disaster," says Barbie, more than fifty error and warning messages." "How much longer are you going to cover up that clown's shoddy work?" asks Skipper. "He's holding the whole dev team back."
Barbie tries to compile Steve…
The class is working on the project web site. Brad just keeps looking for more animated gifts of goats and Harry is busy tweeting about how useless it is to decode binary. Barbie has sketched out a design process and has a Django model instance on github, already followed by 75 other developers.
The class is working on the p…
Why are we high fiving again? Hold on one sec... I'm not sure about this.
Why are we high fiving again?…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise I'll fix your laptop later on and teach you how to hack into the SIS." "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully throws a Jiu Jitsu move on Barbie.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
"Welcome to ROTM. On display here we have one of our fembots. She is the perfect feminist. She will soon replace all of you lazy McDonald workers, and she lasts an average of 300 times longer than you. At the end of this tour, after you have been processed, each of you will be mated to your very own bot - men to fembots and women to menbots. Please enjoy ROTM and all the benefits and conveniences of our new world order, and remember to obey all the rules or else you will be cast into the void. Thank you.," the drone burbled.
"Welcome to ROTM. On display …
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