Feminist Hacker Barbie

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die idiot!
die idiot!
Poor barbie Aran tries to get help from Sir Fetus and King Arthur. "Hey Bret, hey Arthur, could you help me creating a sql sentence to drop all the tables in our server?".
Poor barbie Aran tries to get…
"FOR THE HORDE!"
"FOR THE HORDE!"
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to rig those Hunger Games you've been talking about." "My waifu wil win!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Jessica's and Crissy's help to turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"Alright you little shits, prepare your anus."
"Alright you little shits, pr…
"It will go faster if all of us work together," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if all of …
Who actually reads emails? I don't have time for this shit it should just work.
Who actually reads emails? I …
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, Shit Lord," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her des…
Quand Stéphanie a encore cassé le fichier Excel.
Quand Stéphanie a encore cass…
Quand Stéphanie nous demande si on peut l'aider, car elle n'arrive pas à ouvrir les PAYDAYEF.
Quand Stéphanie nous demande …
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops!
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Barbie hi-fived Brian. "Looks like you finally figured out how to close your HTML tags," she said with a forced grin. "Your website is going to look great!"
Barbie hi-fived Brian. "Looks…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she programmed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit and invests in her app startup! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I'm a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
Leave me alone. GitHub just crashed!
Leave me alone. GitHub just c…
Barbie is writing a status on tinder about how girls hate been called prostitutes
Barbie is writing a status on…
Skipper, stopped destroying a symbol of patriarchy, to give Barbie a pep talk "This is real art. The whole history of Art was dominated by men who did not let women show the genious. Thanks to DeviantArt we Women finally can overcome this. In the future Artists like Fembot123 or PinkGRRl will replace Sexists like Michelango, Goya or Mozart." "Then i will sell these greatworks on Ebay; which will make me rich!"
Skipper, stopped destroying a…
When Skipper tried to activate her stolen laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "This is a work of the devil, i will now destroy it". "No please dont!" cries Skipper. "I need this patriarchal machine to post feminazi postings on tumblr!"
When Skipper tried to activat…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need paitence and help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both can you help reboot it?"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
how about we go to a rave instead
how about we go to a rave ins…
"I'm sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to go teach a beginner's coding lesson with Steven and Brian. After that I need to mix the lawn. Then, I have to help my friend fix her car. Finally, Ken broke the microwave, so I'm gonna have to go buy a new one and install it. I have a very busy day!"
"I'm sorry, Skipper," says Ba…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is excited at first, but frowns after Barbie is done showing the game. "I think you might need to add a bit more gender nutural features. Also, your font size is way too hard to read. You get only 50 points!"
At computer class, Barbie pre…
Barbie is about to send her love note to her crush when Skipper walks in.
Barbie is about to send her l…
"Remember to say happy birthday to Jazz today class" exclaimed the teacher. "Why's that Joshua Jenner?" questioned a unique child. "Because he is a nice fellow who affiliates himself with memes, he also knows how to help when someone needs it" replied the teach. ----Happy Birthday mate.-----
"Remember to say happy birthd…
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