Feminist Hacker Barbie

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When Skipper tried to activate her stolen laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "This is a work of the devil, i will now destroy it". "No please dont!" cries Skipper. "I need this patriarchal machine to post feminazi postings on tumblr!"
When Skipper tried to activat…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need paitence and help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both can you help reboot it?"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
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"I'm sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to go teach a beginner's coding lesson with Steven and Brian. After that I need to mix the lawn. Then, I have to help my friend fix her car. Finally, Ken broke the microwave, so I'm gonna have to go buy a new one and install it. I have a very busy day!"
"I'm sorry, Skipper," says Ba…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is excited at first, but frowns after Barbie is done showing the game. "I think you might need to add a bit more gender nutural features. Also, your font size is way too hard to read. You get only 50 points!"
At computer class, Barbie pre…
Barbie is about to send her love note to her crush when Skipper walks in.
Barbie is about to send her l…
"Remember to say happy birthday to Jazz today class" exclaimed the teacher. "Why's that Joshua Jenner?" questioned a unique child. "Because he is a nice fellow who affiliates himself with memes, he also knows how to help when someone needs it" replied the teach. ----Happy Birthday mate.-----
"Remember to say happy birthd…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my music files are lost, too!" "More importantly; the 420 NiggaBytes of xxx Rated Niggas rape horse while horse rapes Nigga is gone, I can't say I accidently clicked the link while on KKK.com again!" Skipper cries in agony.
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
"What are you gay?" Exclaims Rhys to Jay Deng. Jay goes in for Rhys' hair but he makes a quick maneuver avoiding a pleasant but horrific experience that would surely end up in a gay bar.
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"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it." Tyrone commented " KFC Oooggabooga Watermelon ooh ooh"
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Jaredilina quickly stared intently at the masterpiece that was this weaboo dog. He was a furry at heart and his love of Japan ravaged inside of him to quickly deal with this image, but people were around and Jared was concerned that someone would discover his stash of gay porn.
Jaredilina quickly stared int…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Fuck off cunts" says Barbie. I tried to send you porn, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Jeff's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops before Jared finds our stash of gay porn.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Dank is so drunk that she gives Barbie a hiding! Barbie's terrific kung fu saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"Barbie!" screamed Mrs. Sneir, "what are you watching?!" Barbie closes out of Porn Hub quicker than a mouse and click on the first website she can find. "I'm just playing the dumb ass dog game, so chill out," She calmly responds, as she walks up to show her teacher. "Do you think i'm stupid?" Mrs. Sneir asks laughing her ass off. Barbie face turns a deep red, as she stands in front of Mrs. Sneir. "You are one lucky son of a bitch, for i was watching porn too!" Mrs. Sneir whispers "Cant blame a girl for getting horny, right!?". Barbie nods, high fives Mrs. Sneir, and returns to her seat.
"Barbie!" screamed Mrs. Sneir…
"I'm designing and programming a new video game, and I don't need any help from any man to do it!" Barbie says to the fourth wall for no reason whatsoever.
"I'm designing and programmin…
Barbie boots her computer up and it gives a blue screen. "What's up, sis?" asks Skipper who currently has brown hair even though it keeps changing colors for some reason. "My computer won't start up!" exclaims Barbie. "Whatever shall I do?"
Barbie boots her computer up …
Barbie knew that Steven and Brian could hardly turn a computer on, let alone re-configure the excellent coding she had intricately coded. She thought ammeters were not allowed on this course. Sometimes they just had to watch an expert!
Barbie knew that Steven and B…
"So how was your day?" Barbie asks her sister. " Just an A* in my physic exam and repetitively hit my head against a glass ceiling. Refreshingly sexist as always. How was your day Bee?" " Just smashed through that ceiling for both of us, with my adapted system update design, my capable friend." "I love you Bee." Skipper smiles.
"So how was your day?" Barbie…
"These designs are...." Skipper hesitates. "Grotesque?" Barbie continues frustrated,"Brian designed them, insisted profusely they would hit our target market. Because of course every little 'girl' loves 'cute puppies.'" "Honestly the misogyny in this modern day and age." Skipper replies. "Disgusting bullshit?" Barbie agrees.
"These designs are...." Skipp…
Steven asks hesitantly " Dr Magister, can you help Brain and me?" Barbie replies "Certainly, it is all part of your learning process. Well firstly Brian can you reconnect the power capable in the correct port." Brian fumbles and Barbie continues... "Now Steven shall I help you find the power button?" Her students squint at her. "The 'on' button." she clarifies.
Steven asks hesitantly " Dr M…
"Brain and Steven have been having some issues. Agreeing to tutor them just seemed the most practical idea. After all being a student lecturer of computer engineering at Havard, certainly does not mean I am not capable of multitasking."
"Brain and Steven have been h…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my music files are lost, too!" Barbie says " You should of done your homework on paper and who cares about your music."
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug. die die die die die die die die die die die die die i KIL LYOURSELF GAY JEW HOMP
The next morning, Barbie give…
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