User-Submitted Improvements

"With this disk I can steal all your information Andrei, don't make me do it!"
"With this disk I can steal a…
Hey, can you install OpenEmu? I finally found a way to play Kirby's Avalanche on my Mac!
Hey, can you install OpenEmu?…
im swag af and boys r irrelevant
im swag af and boys r irrelev…
"You've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic, Barbie! And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Barbie.  "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"You've got Skipper's assignm…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Steven and Brian created the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "But they need my help to turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "I'm not sure," says Steven. "I'm better at design than tech stuff. Will you do it, Barbie?"
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to fix your laptop." "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I hear you crashed your laptop--and Skipper's, too! But don't worry, I can get back the lost files and repair both laptops."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I hear that while you were sending me your design ideas, you crashed your laptop--and Skipper's, too! Don't worry, I can get back the lost files and repair both laptops."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Steven and Brian created great design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "But they'll need my help to turn it into a real game!"
"Steven and Brian created gre…
Barbie is in the middle of writing her paper when she sees an update on Twitter. She sighs. It's yet another news headline about prevailing biases against women in technology, and this time, it's a product marketed to young girls, discouraging them from trying careers in STEM. 

She feels hopeless, but then she glances at her little sister and imagines a world where Skipper feels empowered to pursue a career in tech without discrimination. Barbie remembers that the example she sets for Skipper is vital.

So she plugs in her headphones and gets back to what she loves the most: posting on Tumblr and pursing her career in Women Studies.
Barbie is in the middle of wr…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my video for the project, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I'm creating all the design ideas," Barbie says. "I'll need Sophia's and Brittany's help to turn it into a game! They are developers, and women, because women can do anything men can do."
"I'm creating all the design …
Barbie has just finished hijacking Raidforums. "Topkek" says Mrs. Smith. Barbie proceeds to unban techpony11 and every other newfag as well. Suddenly the shoutbox is filled with cancer. Barbie replaces the Raidforums logo with a gif of meatspin. Then Barbie gets a message on Skype from Predator. "y u do dis?" it says. "scrub I will rekt u" Barbie Replies as she ddoses Predator.
Barbie has just finished hija…
At least I'll always be smarter than a dog.
At least I'll always be smart…
"No Barbie, I'm sick of being a hooker to pay for your dead Patreon scam!" Said Skipper as she felt her loose cunt lips flapping in the wind.
"No Barbie, I'm sick of being…
I NEED THREE PORN VIDEOS PLAYING AT ONCE TO GET OFF.
I NEED THREE PORN VIDEOS PLAY…
"You got the new 0-days on that disk?" asked Dustin, "Nope, I do not trust into cd-writers" answered Barbie, "That's the new Cannibal Corpse album. Check it out.". "I'm setting up a new github account for the 0-days." said Tyrone. "Can we play Quake III Arena on Dreamcast after this h4x0r-shit?" asked Dustin impatiently. Tyrone laughed "LOL, you play with a fov of 90?".
"You got the new 0-days on th…
"Are you kidding with this idea Barbie? It's barely original. I mean I made something the exact same when I was in third grade?" asked Skipper concerned about Barbie's mark. Barbie laughed a little, "That was the picture you drew when you were younger for your game, I'm planning to make it come to life! You will love it!" Barbie's blonde hair bounced about as she jumped up with enthusiasm.
 "Oh come on, you're not even coding correctly you dumb fuck, hasn't mom taught you anything at all about coding?" Skipper sighed ,"Let me go get her."
 Skipper came back with her mother so they could teach the dumb shit about coding.
 "Aren't you supposed to be smart and be a computer engineer?", Skipper mumbled.
"Are you kidding with this id…
Barbie looks at all the diet sites.
"Everything is so hard, what should I go for?" Barbie sighs.
 Skipper slowly turned her head as she was pouring herself a diet coke, "Listen you skinny fucking anorexic bitch, maybe you should go eat something. In fact, no even better, eat a bag of dicks. They're full of nutrients. STOP FUCKING DIETING AND TRY TO LOOK IN THE LEAST BIT PROPORTIONATE YOU STUPID FUCK, GIRLS AREN'T JUST ABOUT BEING MODELS YOU STUPID TWAT! I HOPE NO ONE KNOWS YOUR MY FUCKING MOM YOU UTTER TWAT, OH WAIT I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT CAUSE YOU CALL ME YOUR "little sister"... fucking bitch".
Barbie looks at all the diet …
"Barbie you fucking stupid bitch, you know what? I'M FUCKING DISGRACED THAT YOU JUST BROKE MY LAPTOP YOU FUCKING IDIOT. DO I HAVE TO FOLLOW IN MY BLONDE BIMBO BITCH MOM'S FOOTSTEPS? ALSO CUT WITH THE "she's my little sister" ACT NO ONE FUCKING BELIEVES IT! I'M GOING TO GROW UP AND BE SMART AND AMAZING BUT YOU RELY ON EVERYONE ELSE! GROW UP!" Skipper raged at Barbie, all her feelings out.
"Barbie you fucking stupid bi…
"Well done Barbie, do you need help with anything?" Steven asked putting up his hand to high five her.
"No I'm fine, this is pretty amateur work," Barbie answered.
 "Are you sure? I mean I could just do it for you if you want?" Steven offered.
 "Steven, I said, I'm fine! F-I-N-E, FINE!"
 Barbie then went back to her work to recover the assignment.
"Well done Barbie, do you nee…
"Yay! Time to get on my email and see who's been hitting me up!" Barbie exclaimed, taking a bite of her tapioca.  She deletes all the emails that aren't from Ken or her other admirers, sighing happily.
"Yay! Time to get on my email…
Ms.  Smith, this is what I can achieve with the tools I have used in my mobile teaching course.                                                      Excellent Barbie, soon you will be an expert!
Ms. Smith, this is what I ca…
"Steven and Brian are only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "They'll need my help to turn it into a real game!"
"Steven and Brian are only cr…

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