Feminist Hacker Barbie

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HEIL HITLER
HEIL HITLER
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "When it is finished," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to fetch me drinks"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my music files are lost, too!"
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Fuck off!" says Barbie. "Also, Steven, I don't want to listen to your fucking mixtape you silly cunt." "But Barbie, its fire..." says Steven. "I don't give a fuck! Stop watching our sex tape on my laptop."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"I'm setting up the coding and layout for the hack" barbie said laughing "now I just need a coffee"
"I'm setting up the coding an…
"No were not having sex tonight haha calm down bitch." "But I'm so ready for this, I know you want your pussy fingered hard!"
"No were not having sex tonig…
hey guyds==s
hey guyds==s
At computer class, Barbie presents the slide show she made , It show the importance of looking after your pets her and what animal abuse is and what to do to stop it.The class loves he power point and even Miss is impressed with the time and research Barbie spent on it.Even If I don't get a high level at least I helped make a difference Barbie thought to her self.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. Barbie and steven high fived each other and gave each other evil looks. "just wait to see Skipper's look when she sees that her schoolwork disappered" barbie said, chuckling
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. Barbie and steven high fived each other and gave each other evil looks. "just wait to see Skipper's look when she sees that her schoolwork disappered" barbie said, chuckling
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"HEY BABS, EVER TRIED DOUBLE ANAL?"
"HEY BABS, EVER TRIED DOUBLE …
YOU'RE SQUEEZING MY TIT WITH YOUR ELBOW, YOU BROWN BITCH!
YOU'RE SQUEEZING MY TIT WITH …
"A LITTLE MUSIC TO DROWN OUT THE NOISE FROM OUR THREESOME!"
"A LITTLE MUSIC TO DROWN OUT …
THERE, I MADE A STEAM "GAME", NOW WHERE ARE THE 5 GUYS I NEED TO BLOW TO GET IT PROMOTED?
THERE, I MADE A STEAM "GAME",…
WELL, AT LEAST I'LL ALWAYS BE SMARTER THAN MY DOG.
WELL, AT LEAST I'LL ALWAYS BE…
"SO, HOW BIG IS YOUR DICK?"
"SO, HOW BIG IS YOUR DICK?"
EWW, NIGGERS.
EWW, NIGGERS.
ASS TO MOUTH PORN IS THE BEST!
ASS TO MOUTH PORN IS THE BEST!
BARBIE MCPOORFAG IS THE ONLY ONE IN CLASS THAT DOESN'T HAVE A COMPUTER OR IS TOO STUPID TO USE ONE.
BARBIE MCPOORFAG IS THE ONLY …
WE CAN'T HAVE ANAL IF WE'RE BOTH GIRLS, YOU RETARD!
WE CAN'T HAVE ANAL IF WE'RE B…
loool look at this bitch work, got some pretty good coffee in the break room today. Did you try the doughnuts?
loool look at this bitch work…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Barbie. "What?!" says Steven. "And her other files, as well?" Steven asks."I've got everything," says Barbie. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!" Exclaims Barbie. "You sure you can do that on your own?" Asks Steven. Barbie ignores him
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "No thanks!" says Barbie. "Just wait a minute, I'll hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer!" says Barbie "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it." The boys look at her in amazement, surprised that a girl can do anything that requires a brain.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"I'll create all the ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "But, I can still do it myself. I don't need a boy to show me the way!"
"I'll create all the ideas," …
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
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