Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "No Fucking shit!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, you stupid bitch," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her des…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"-Hey guys, I´ve just found a donut, a bright one. -That is not a donut Barbie. It is a CD. -Ahh! I don´t understand what are you saying so I am going to the kitchen."
"-Hey guys, I´ve just found a…
Some guy borked your DNS settings while trying to set up rerouted credentials lookups for a "hacked" copy of photoshop. I cleared out all the dreck and did a little lookup optimization while I was in there. Oh, and I installed a couple of open source alternatives and set up a dev environment so you can get started making rad generative art. Have fun prepping your Eyeo keynote!
Some guy borked your DNS sett…
Barbie entra en el cuarto de su hermana: oie paca tu has visto a pepHOTIA NINIA QUE TA HASIENDO TUERKIN Y QUE GRITAH ALEHATE DE MI PUTA LOCA Paca estaba gritando ''MAILI TE KIERO KIERO SER COMO TU Y HASER TUERK PRINSESA TRAVIESA TEKAEMEELE'' mientras lloraba, abrazaba el pc y trataba de hacer twerk. Barbie salió corriendo y pajeándose mientras ioraba de sufrimiento. #PlátanoYa
Barbie entra en el cuarto de …
Barbie entra en youtube. Hotia el auronplei dale dale al plei ha subio un video,,,,, disLAIK Y DENUNSIA jeje soy mejor jeiter k shemita4003. GUILIRECS HA SUBIDO VIDEO O TIEN 1 DISLAIK :( le vía comentar ''güili no te raie tu vales + k ellos no meresen tus lagrimaz xat ya tE KIERO PRESIOSA'' ..................HOJTIA UN NIGGA
Barbie entra en youtube. …
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i LOVE DOGS
i LOVE DOGS
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise I'll lick your pussy and ass as soon as I get back." "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
"With this disk I can steal all your information Andrei, don't make me do it!"
"With this disk I can steal a…
Hey, can you install OpenEmu? I finally found a way to play Kirby's Avalanche on my Mac!
Hey, can you install OpenEmu?…
im swag af and boys r irrelevant
im swag af and boys r irrelev…
"You've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic, Barbie! And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Barbie. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"You've got Skipper's assignm…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Steven and Brian created the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "But they need my help to turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "I'm not sure," says Steven. "I'm better at design than tech stuff. Will you do it, Barbie?"
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to fix your laptop." "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I hear you crashed your laptop--and Skipper's, too! But don't worry, I can get back the lost files and repair both laptops."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I hear that while you were sending me your design ideas, you crashed your laptop--and Skipper's, too! Don't worry, I can get back the lost files and repair both laptops."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Steven and Brian created great design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "But they'll need my help to turn it into a real game!"
"Steven and Brian created gre…
Barbie is in the middle of writing her paper when she sees an update on Twitter. She sighs. It's yet another news headline about prevailing biases against women in technology, and this time, it's a product marketed to young girls, discouraging them from trying careers in STEM. She feels hopeless, but then she glances at her little sister and imagines a world where Skipper feels empowered to pursue a career in tech without discrimination. Barbie remembers that the example she sets for Skipper is vital. So she plugs in her headphones and gets back to what she loves the most: posting on Tumblr and pursing her career in Women Studies.
Barbie is in the middle of wr…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my video for the project, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I'm creating all the design ideas," Barbie says. "I'll need Sophia's and Brittany's help to turn it into a game! They are developers, and women, because women can do anything men can do."
"I'm creating all the design …
Barbie has just finished hijacking Raidforums. "Topkek" says Mrs. Smith. Barbie proceeds to unban techpony11 and every other newfag as well. Suddenly the shoutbox is filled with cancer. Barbie replaces the Raidforums logo with a gif of meatspin. Then Barbie gets a message on Skype from Predator. "y u do dis?" it says. "scrub I will rekt u" Barbie Replies as she ddoses Predator.
Barbie has just finished hija…
At least I'll always be smarter than a dog.
At least I'll always be smart…
"No Barbie, I'm sick of being a hooker to pay for your dead Patreon scam!" Said Skipper as she felt her loose cunt lips flapping in the wind.
"No Barbie, I'm sick of being…
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