Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Ms. Smith approached the class. "Ok everyone, shut up and listen. I've been grinding in the studio all day, and I'm about to bust it down." She cleared her throat. "I got a book of Mormon that was written 400 A.D, it's a record of an ancient people crossing overseas, it's my favorite book because I feel good every time I read, and I know that it's true cuz the spirit told me." The class was astonished at her words.
Ms. Smith approached the clas…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "Auhgggg!! Auuuoooguhhhh aoshoahfhahafo" says Barbie. Skipper says nothing.
Barbie tries to email her des…
With the force of a thousand suns, Brian threw the CD straight into the Barbie's hand. "Ouch!" Cried Barbie. "This is searing through my palm!" Brian chuckled evilly. "Good. I hate women."
With the force of a thousand …
"Hi, I'm Barbie! This is the story of how I uploaded a virus to the servers of the Whitehouse and accidentally bombed North Korea because of it!"
"Hi, I'm Barbie! This is the …
"Hey, hey you, lets compare hand sizes" "ok"
"Hey, hey you, lets compare h…
"Brian drew me this picture of a dog, but honestly I think it looks more like his sister, don't you?"
"Brian drew me this picture o…
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The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug. "And boys are dumb!"
The next morning, Barbie give…
"I create the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "F*ck Steven and Brian!"
"I create the design ideas," …
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"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing,
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If your computer crashes from a virus it received, how can you retrieve all the files you lost?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"Let's go eat," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"Let's go eat," offers Steven…
"Skipper! What are doing!" Barbie asks as Skipper pushed her to the floor with a pillow. "Making you pay for my laptop!" Skipper says as she continues to push barbie into a submissive sex position.
"Skipper! What are doing!" Ba…
"Skipper! What are doing!" Barbie asks as Skipper pushed her to the floor with a pillow. "Making you pay for my laptop!" Skipper says as she continues to push barbie into a submissive sex position.
"Skipper! What are doing!" Ba…
"Can you boys stop talking about fantasy football or what other pointless shit you talk about?" asked Barbie. "I'm trying to hack into my English teacher's laptop to change my grade on my paper. I want a 100 instead of a 99. >:)"
"Can you boys stop talking ab…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm not only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I can code and turn it into a real game all on my own!" Steve and Brian sit in the corner talking about football or whatever else straight men like.
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper. Barbie ends up calling Apple Support, and they help her restart her computer to get rid of the virus. After restarting her computer, it goes back to normal!
Barbie tries to email her des…
hey kids go look up black and orange meaning;)
hey kids go look up black and…
Barbie is hacking FBI and CIA
Barbie is hacking FBI and CIA
Barbie is hacking FBI to see Area 51
Barbie is hacking FBI to see…
After class, Steven and Brian show up while Barbie is trying to get some sit done. "What are you doing?" Asks one of them "Shut up. I'm writing C# with one hand while debugging an issue with a docker container with the other. If I want to get this done on time, I'll need to start working on the frontend scripting on this machine." she gestures to the desktop between her laptops. "But how? You only have two hands!" "I'll just bash my face into the keyboard, it'll still come out better than your code."
After class, Steven and Brian…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "oh sorry i forgot i had my boyfriends youtube channel on it sorry
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
"Steven and Brian are only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "They said I'd only get a 10% cut if I implement it!"
"Steven and Brian are only cr…
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