Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm not only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I can code and turn it into a real game all on my own!" Steve and Brian sit in the corner talking about football or whatever else straight men like.
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper. Barbie ends up calling Apple Support, and they help her restart her computer to get rid of the virus. After restarting her computer, it goes back to normal!
Barbie tries to email her des…
hey kids go look up black and orange meaning;)
hey kids go look up black and…
Barbie is hacking FBI and CIA
Barbie is hacking FBI and CIA
Barbie is hacking FBI to see Area 51
Barbie is hacking FBI to see…
After class, Steven and Brian show up while Barbie is trying to get some sit done. "What are you doing?" Asks one of them "Shut up. I'm writing C# with one hand while debugging an issue with a docker container with the other. If I want to get this done on time, I'll need to start working on the frontend scripting on this machine." she gestures to the desktop between her laptops. "But how? You only have two hands!" "I'll just bash my face into the keyboard, it'll still come out better than your code."
After class, Steven and Brian…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "oh sorry i forgot i had my boyfriends youtube channel on it sorry
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
"Steven and Brian are only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "They said I'd only get a 10% cut if I implement it!"
"Steven and Brian are only cr…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I made a cool game. Want to try it out!”
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Look at my film on pornhub
Look at my film on pornhub
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"Professor, do you mind if I leave class?" said Barbie, "I need to take my yasss pills" "Of course Barbie, every CS gorgeous gorgeous feminist hacker girl needs to stay yassss, stay slayying girlfriend owwww"
"Professor, do you mind if I …
"Can we watch my limited edition copy of "Sliding Doors" featuring Gwyneth Paltrow on Blu-Ray?" Questioned Barbie "Of course Barbie, that is an excellent movie that was definitely ahead of it's time"
"Can we watch my limited edit…
Brian, you unplug the security cameras while Steven changes the voting records. I only have access to this county laptop for an hour before my appearance on OAN to denounce election fraud.
Brian, you unplug the securit…
During school, as Mrs Smith gives an important lecture, Barbie scribbles ways she can get revenge on Skipper instead of paying attention. Mrs Smith lets it slide. "She is probably planning something for our next session," she thinks hornily.
During school, as Mrs Smith g…
Barbie enlists Steven to help ("Help me or the teachers will find out you were looking at porn with me"). Steven corners Skipper on the way home from schools and tells her to 'shut up about your big sis or else.' A scared Skipper runs away. The next day, Steven tells a jubilated Barbie what he did. "Great job, Steven," Barbie says.
Barbie enlists Steven to help…
During school, as Mrs Smith gives an important lecture, Barbie scribbles ways she can get revenge on Skipper instead of paying attention.
During school, as Mrs Smith g…
Skipper starts crying and pushing Barbie out of the room. When Barbie leaves, Skipper opens up pornhub.com and starts seeing porn there.
Skipper starts crying and pus…
Skipper tells mom what Barbie said. "All right," said mom, "if Barbie is going to be horny all the time then you can have the computer Skipper. Just don't watch porn." When Barbie finds out, she screams, "Fuck you, sis, I told you don't mess with me!"
Skipper tells mom what Barbie…
Barbie wanted...revenge. When Skipper came home the next day from school with a drawing of a puppy, Barbie said: "Watch it, you tattletail," and rips up the drawing into two and throws it in the trash. "Next time you try to tell on me, it'll be worse."
Barbie wanted...revenge. When…
Barbie gets home and discovers that Skipper told mom about her pornwatching activities. As she realises in horror that the computer has parental lock set on it now.
Barbie gets home and discover…
"Look," Brian protests, "We should be working, not doing...whatever this is." Barbie looks at him and yells: "Shut up and put in the next porn CD, you fucking nerd."
"Look," Brian protests, "We s…
Barbie asks Steven and Brian to help her with her 'programming' but forces them into a 2 hour porn watching session instead.
Barbie asks Steven and Brian …
Barbie comes to school early to binge watch redtube.com with Mrs Smith for extra credit.
Barbie comes to school early …
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