Feminist Hacker Barbie

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I NEED THREE PORN VIDEOS PLAYING AT ONCE TO GET OFF.
I NEED THREE PORN VIDEOS PLAY…
"You got the new 0-days on that disk?" asked Dustin, "Nope, I do not trust into cd-writers" answered Barbie, "That's the new Cannibal Corpse album. Check it out.". "I'm setting up a new github account for the 0-days." said Tyrone. "Can we play Quake III Arena on Dreamcast after this h4x0r-shit?" asked Dustin impatiently. Tyrone laughed "LOL, you play with a fov of 90?".
"You got the new 0-days on th…
"Are you kidding with this idea Barbie? It's barely original. I mean I made something the exact same when I was in third grade?" asked Skipper concerned about Barbie's mark. Barbie laughed a little, "That was the picture you drew when you were younger for your game, I'm planning to make it come to life! You will love it!" Barbie's blonde hair bounced about as she jumped up with enthusiasm. "Oh come on, you're not even coding correctly you dumb fuck, hasn't mom taught you anything at all about coding?" Skipper sighed ,"Let me go get her." Skipper came back with her mother so they could teach the dumb shit about coding. "Aren't you supposed to be smart and be a computer engineer?", Skipper mumbled.
"Are you kidding with this id…
Barbie looks at all the diet sites. "Everything is so hard, what should I go for?" Barbie sighs. Skipper slowly turned her head as she was pouring herself a diet coke, "Listen you skinny fucking anorexic bitch, maybe you should go eat something. In fact, no even better, eat a bag of dicks. They're full of nutrients. STOP FUCKING DIETING AND TRY TO LOOK IN THE LEAST BIT PROPORTIONATE YOU STUPID FUCK, GIRLS AREN'T JUST ABOUT BEING MODELS YOU STUPID TWAT! I HOPE NO ONE KNOWS YOUR MY FUCKING MOM YOU UTTER TWAT, OH WAIT I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT CAUSE YOU CALL ME YOUR "little sister"... fucking bitch".
Barbie looks at all the diet …
"Barbie you fucking stupid bitch, you know what? I'M FUCKING DISGRACED THAT YOU JUST BROKE MY LAPTOP YOU FUCKING IDIOT. DO I HAVE TO FOLLOW IN MY BLONDE BIMBO BITCH MOM'S FOOTSTEPS? ALSO CUT WITH THE "she's my little sister" ACT NO ONE FUCKING BELIEVES IT! I'M GOING TO GROW UP AND BE SMART AND AMAZING BUT YOU RELY ON EVERYONE ELSE! GROW UP!" Skipper raged at Barbie, all her feelings out.
"Barbie you fucking stupid bi…
"Well done Barbie, do you need help with anything?" Steven asked putting up his hand to high five her. "No I'm fine, this is pretty amateur work," Barbie answered. "Are you sure? I mean I could just do it for you if you want?" Steven offered. "Steven, I said, I'm fine! F-I-N-E, FINE!" Barbie then went back to her work to recover the assignment.
"Well done Barbie, do you nee…
"Yay! Time to get on my email and see who's been hitting me up!" Barbie exclaimed, taking a bite of her tapioca. She deletes all the emails that aren't from Ken or her other admirers, sighing happily.
"Yay! Time to get on my email…
Ms. Smith, this is what I can achieve with the tools I have used in my mobile teaching course. Excellent Barbie, soon you will be an expert!
Ms. Smith, this is what I ca…
"Steven and Brian are only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "They'll need my help to turn it into a real game!"
"Steven and Brian are only cr…
die idiot!
die idiot!
Poor barbie Aran tries to get help from Sir Fetus and King Arthur. "Hey Bret, hey Arthur, could you help me creating a sql sentence to drop all the tables in our server?".
Poor barbie Aran tries to get…
"FOR THE HORDE!"
"FOR THE HORDE!"
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to rig those Hunger Games you've been talking about." "My waifu wil win!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Jessica's and Crissy's help to turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"Alright you little shits, prepare your anus."
"Alright you little shits, pr…
"It will go faster if all of us work together," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if all of …
Who actually reads emails? I don't have time for this shit it should just work.
Who actually reads emails? I …
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, Shit Lord," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her des…
Quand Stéphanie a encore cassé le fichier Excel.
Quand Stéphanie a encore cass…
Quand Stéphanie nous demande si on peut l'aider, car elle n'arrive pas à ouvrir les PAYDAYEF.
Quand Stéphanie nous demande …
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops!
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Barbie hi-fived Brian. "Looks like you finally figured out how to close your HTML tags," she said with a forced grin. "Your website is going to look great!"
Barbie hi-fived Brian. "Looks…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she programmed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit and invests in her app startup! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I'm a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
Leave me alone. GitHub just crashed!
Leave me alone. GitHub just c…
Barbie is writing a status on tinder about how girls hate been called prostitutes
Barbie is writing a status on…
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