Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Word." says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Nah." says Barbie.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"20 fucking terabytes? you are one sick fuck, brian"
"20 fucking terabytes? you ar…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"Hey Barbie, wanna listen to me explain The Godfather?" Steven asked. "Not now, sweetie, I'm running anonymous." Said Barbie, who'd been a professional hacker since she was 7
"Hey Barbie, wanna listen to …
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
I'd just like to interject fo…
The teacher asks how barbie is doing on her homework,but barbie daydreams and thinks about her crush,she thinks about kissing him she looks up at the wall as she thinks about him,she blushes,but people Start looking at her, the teacher calls barbie again,Barbie notices that she has been daydreaming and says sorry to the teacher but the teacher laughs along with it
The teacher asks how barbie i…
The teacher asks how barbie is doing on her homework,but barbie daydreams and thinks about her crush,she thinks about kissing him she looks up at the wall as she thinks about him,she blushes,but people Start looking at her, the teacher calls barbie again,Barbie notices that she has been daydreaming and says sorry to the teacher but the teacher laughs along with it
The teacher asks how barbie i…
Wow!I can't believe it, you fixed my laptop and also paid for my headphones it's great having a sister like you, you are so slay,thank you so much, "skipper hugs barbie"
Wow!I can't believe it, you f…
Steven and Brian broke their laptop playing Dress To Impress, so Barbie uses her hard-earned cash to buy a new one for them! They can’t set it up themselves, so she does it for them! Nice job, Barbie!
Steven and Brian broke their …
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "Looks like I've got a virus. FUCK!" Barbie and Skipper smash the computer into itty bitty little pieces.
Barbie tries to email her des…
Barbie goes into Skipper's room and sees her stressing. "What's wrong Skipper?" Barbie asked. "I was trying to download games for me to play but I must've downloaded a virus!" Skipper said frantically. Barbie replied, "Don't worry Skipper! I can fix it and maybe teach you a few things about knowing what sources are viruses". "Thank you!" Skipper said relieved.
Barbie goes into Skipper's ro…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my music files are lost, too!" " don't worry I can fix it in no time, because I'm a girl boss.
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "We as women will definitely be able to fix it" says barbie"I think It might be a virus" says skipper. "Women should be brave and able to at least try to fix coding on there own" says barbie "Maybe we could ask Mr. K's tech class to help us fix this virus." says skipper
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
"I'm coding this entire project in one night, because I'm not a creme puff! I'm not afraid of code!"
"I'm coding this entire proje…
"Steven and Brian have some great ideas about this game. I am so excited to code and create this game" says Barbie
"Steven and Brian have some g…
I'm designing and coding the game Barbie.
I'm designing and coding the …
In the library, Barbie is working hard to code her game. Stephen & Brian come up to her and ask, "Do you need any help?". Barbie replied to the boys, "No thanks! I don't need any boys to help me with my game.". Barbie continued to work without the help of the boys
In the library, Barbie is wor…
“The flash drive accidentally caught a virus, when I tried up loading it to website it crashed taking everything with it! So I used Skippers instead and it caught the virus as well!…” Barbie expresses to the boys. “Hm…Me and Brian can fix it for you Barbie.” says Steven to Barbie rather annoyed, “Yeah we can take it from here lady.” Brain backed Steven up. “First of my name is Barbie, and second thank you but I can help as well. So I will fix my laptop and the both of you fix Skippers. Please.” Barbie stood her ground tired of being brought down by the boys, the boys stared at her with a shocked look both stating things along the lines of “Yes Barbie-“. And just like that the boys and Barbie got rid of the virus.
“The flash drive accidentally…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up falling asleep studying and Skipper, too! I need to get back to my PDF annnnd... SENT!
After class, Barbie meets wit…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up falling asleep studying and Skipper, too! I need to get back to my PDF annnnd... SENT!
After class, Barbie meets wit…
After class, Steven and Brian run into Barbie while she's taking a tech support call. "Oh, yeah, hi," says Barbie. "Yeah, mm. Mhm. Yeah, alright, I'll talk to you later. Yep. Haha, alright. Thanks. Bye."
After class, Steven and Brian…
Skipper goes to get some coffee from the kitchen when she sees Barbie typing furiously on her computer, mumbling with a sour expression. “What’s up, Barbie?” Skipper asks, concerned. “I’m losing an argument on X the everything app. Can you help back me up?”
Skipper goes to get some coff…
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"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!" "I will be coming up with unique designs for the games. "The designs will be adventurous and daring."
"I'm only creating the design…
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