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Imma make some live stream internet pornz and make millions!!  Yeah.
Imma make some live stream ...
Thanks for bringing the good meth bro!  High five.
Thanks for bringing the goo...
Imma make some live cam internet pornz and make millions.
Imma make some live cam int...
Quick, Barbie, take off your shirt and help will arrive immediately.  Try some of this energy shake for vigor.
Quick, Barbie, take off you...
What the fuck are those wierd nipple rings on the nigger?
What the fuck are those wie...
Barbie thinks about slipping her sister the tounge, but reconsiders because Ken deserves faithfulness.
Barbie thinks about slippin...
OMG!  Looks like I've got another trojan virus taking over my camera.  I better take off this shirt to show them that I just don't care anymore.
OMG! Looks like I've got a...
Barbie was stunned. She didn't know what to say. She expected it from Telltale, of course, but she didn't anticipate the tightening knot in her stomach.

Skipper was less reserved.

"CLEMENTINE!!!!  NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Barbie was stunned. She did...
I haven’t had a raise since 1959, but at least I have this banana!
I haven’t had a raise since...
She’s wearing the new uniform!!! GET HER!!!
She’s wearing the new unifo...
I can’t fucking figure out the new bidding system! Thanks, 55%!
I can’t fucking figure out ...
“This robot puppy character is cool. But won’t you need Brian and Steven to make the game complete and better?” Asked Skipper. “Fuck Steven and Brian, I’m making this myself. And stop asking so many questions, you little shit.” said Barbie.
“This robot puppy character...
In the morning, Barbie is hard at work at her laptop as always.
“What the are doing today Barbie?” Asks Skipper.
I’m designing and producing a coding game for kids, what does it look like?”
In the morning, Barbie is h...
Hmm brian says barbie. yea barbie? says brian. wanna pull that plug out and shove it up my thing see what happens? Sure! says brian.
Hmm brian says barbie. yea ...
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If your computer gets a virus and crashes, how can you retrieve all the files you lost?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer...
Call of Duty: Black Ops II is a first-person shooter developed by Treyarch and published by Activision. It was released for Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 3, and the Xbox 360 on November 13, 2012, and for the Wii U on November 18 in North America and November 30 elsewhere.
Call of Duty: Black Ops II ...
"DAMN SHAWTY THROW THAT ASS BACK!"
"DAMN SHAWTY THROW THAT ASS...
Eu posso ser o que eu quiser!!
Eu posso ser o que eu quise...
"Beeb Boob robot fix computer!" says Barbie
"Beeb Boob robot fix comput...
Beeb Boob I fix computer!
Beeb Boob I fix computer!
Alexby y Robleis an sido separados al nacer.
Alexby y Robleis an sido se...
About T-Mobile.
About T-Mobile.
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher.
Barbie makes it to computer...
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I have some great ideas that I want to share with others!"
"I'm only creating the desi...
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven.  Barbie says confidently, "now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignm...

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