Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian...
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie gi...
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "SYKE!" says Barbie. "now u have inappropiate things!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "thats sad 4 u XD!"
When Barbie puts her flash ...
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's fuck up her LIFE HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAH!!!!!!"
"I've got Skipper's assignm...
WOW! you managed to hack into the government database and expose that bus was the person who made 9/11 as an excuse to attack afganistan
WOW! you managed to hack in...
"Oh well", she thought. "At least my friend Lexi will be there this year!" Too bad we work in different departments."
"Oh well", she thought. "At...
"Time to look for a better job," Jenny says frantically. "I cant handle another summer of such tedious cruelty !"
"Time to look for a better ...
Jenny makes it to lawyer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, the teachers power-point chucks a .ocx error. In that moment she realized that school was almost over, and that next week she would go back to her summer job as a Systems Analyst. "Fuck" she said, under her breath. "I have to go back for another summer!"
Jenny makes it to lawyer cl...
Jenny was in lawyer class just before the bell rung. As soon as the teachers power-point presentation started, it failed to load and threw an .ocx error. Jenny realized her school year was almost over, and that next week she would start her job as a systems analyst. "Fuck" she said, in a noticeably loud tone. "I have to go back to ANC next week."
Jenny was in lawyer class j...
After lunch, Jenny meets with Pablo and Brandon in the systems office. "Hey, assholes," says Jenny. "I'm getting a little sick and tired of you always "mansplaining" things! I need to get the fuck back to work. So quit with the bullshit!"
After lunch, Jenny meets wi...
"It will go faster if you shut the fuck up and get it done" says Jenny.
"It will go faster if you s...
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Don't think so, I am a strong independent woman and i don't need a man" says Barbie. "Brain can you move back and give me some space so i can work" asks Barbie. Brian looks on impressed with Barbies problem solving skills.
"It will go faster if Brian...
Is that really Barbie's Kitchen. I mean, Holy Super Baby Jesus Fuck In A Hand Basket, Look at that never ending counter with never ending cabinet in the background. Fuck My Ass, I wish I had that kind of Kitchen Space. (Posted 08-04-2018, August)
Is that really Barbie's Kit...
PLEASE BRING ME COFFEE, THE WEBSITE HAS POO POO FARTED BIG FUCKY WUCKY.
PLEASE BRING ME COFFEE, THE...
SORRY NO WALK UPS
SORRY NO WALK UPS
"Let's fucking write some code!!!!"
"Let's fucking write some c...
Guys, Symfony is so great !!!
Guys, Sym...
Barbie and Skipper love Javascript
Barbie and Skipper lov...
Barbie and Skipper love Javascript
Barbie and...
Barbie and Skipper love Javascript
Barbie and Skipper love Jav...
"I'm reviewing Steven and Brian's code. Mentoring is a great experience, but managing talented new hires is hard work!" Barbie says, laughing. "I barely have time for lunch!"
"I'm reviewing Steven and B...
Barbie tries to save her programming, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird, the WiFi is working fine!” says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Maybe it’s just a glitch, big sis," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to save her pr...
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Brian & Steven hadn’t finished creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "But their almost finished. I promised they told me!"
"Your robot puppy is so swe...
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. Sorry I’m late, but Skipper ended up crashing her laptop--and Mine too! We had to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops.
After class, Barbie meets w...
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "I got it myself, but can assist if you want to!" says Barbie. "Barbie, can you teach me how to hook a hard drive up to the library computer after?" "Sure!" says Barbie. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian...
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