Feminist Hacker Barbie

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American hackers celebrate briefly after infiltrating the KGB's intelligence servers, circa 1999 (colorized).
American hackers celebrate ...
American hackers celebrate briefly after infiltrating the KGB's intelligence servers, circa 1999 (colorized).
American hackers celebrate ...
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TUPAC IS ALIVE TUPAC IS ALI...
"The firewall is up," panicked Barbie, "I need more time!"
"The firewall is up," panic...
HOW DO I GET THE TEXT IN THE BOX HOW DO I GET THE TEXT IN THE BOX
HOW DO I GET THE TEXT IN TH...
SUCK MY ASS, KEN
SUCK MY ASS, KEN
Get in the back of the van!
Get in the back of the van!
kill yourrself please
kill yourrself please
"I could hear this printing on your dot matrix printer from a mile away," says Skipper.
"I could hear this printing...
After class, Barbie is in the library working when Steve and Brian show up. “Let me do it Barbie.” says Steve. “Leave me alone. Can’t you see I’m working?” “You obviously can’t code on your own. says Brian. “I said leave, you sexists! I am perfectly capable of hacking your Instagram and revealing your personal information! Is that what you want?” Steve and Brian back off, muttering. Barbie sighs with relief. Finally, some peace and quiet.
After class, Barbie is in t...
“I’m making a game for computer class.” Barbie replies. “Those stupid sexists Steve and Brian thought I needed their help, but I kicked their asses.” she says reassuringly.
“I’m making a game for comp...
"I'm creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "Then I'll show them to Steven and Brian, and together we'll turn it into a real game!"
"I'm creating the design id...
Barbie is trying to work, but Steve hasn't turned off the notifications of the chat on his laptop. Nobody likes Steve.
Barbie is trying to work, b...
Barbie a tout donner sur ce tournage porno, et a hate de le présenté à son ami Greg qui est secrètement amoureux d'elle. Alors que Mikey fait semblant de rien à côté, alors que c'était l'acteur.
Barbie a tout donner sur ce...
Barbie is designing an awesome chatbot with DialogFlow. "These guys at Google really can't seem to write proper documentation" she laments. Skipper gave up on reading documentation written by Google long ago and is pouring herself a nice gin and tonic instead.
Barbie is designing an awes...
"I'm only sending nude with this," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's to fuck me hard!"
"I'm only sending nude with...
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "Fuck off!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a stupid virus hoe, bro'" says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her d...
Skipper decided to add a small feature to her app, and now nothing is working anymore. "Barbie, help me! How do I rollback on Git again?"
Skipper decided to add a sm...
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," sa...
Barbie is trying to finish a react-native app within a crazy deadline. Brian and Steve want to help. "Don't foget to make a clear readme" says Brian, "it's very important". Barbie knows better than to answer.
Barbie is trying to finish ...
Barbie wants to push her changes on the dev branch, but she gets tons of merge conflicts. "Someone forgot again to pull before committing their changes"" says Skipper
Barbie wants to push her ch...
Steven and Brian found Barbie a few days later. "Want to join us at the movies?" They asked. "No time," Barbie replied, "I'm play testing this update on two platforms and have to commit my bugfixes to master before Potato's merge ban." Monika had claimed another victim.
Steven and Brian found Barb...
Barbie was surprised to learn that Skipper had a girlfriend, but even more surprised to find out it was actually a game on her computer. "It's not a game!" Skipper shouted, "Her name is Monika and she loves me." Barbie could see that Skipper's weeb shit had reached a new low.
Barbie was surprised to lea...
"The killer left this disc at the crime scene!" exclaimed Barbie. "Good work, Barbie," said Steven, "Let's see what's on it." They put the disc in the computer. It was a bootleg version of Bee Movie. It was back to the drawing board for Detective Barbie and the rest of the homicide division.
"The killer left this disc ...
"I'm so glad that I have the opportunity to do all your work for 30% less pay while you just stand there, you guys!" Barbie said through gritted teeth.
"I'm so glad that I have th...
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