Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"In order to fix these computers we must first plug in the PS1", says Brian, "it can't get viruses". "Here, let me try and infect it with 'Ratchet and Clank' that I downloaded off of piratebay", replied Barbie.
"In order to fix these comput…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "How bout you stop fucking around with the monitor cable and actually do something useful?"
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got CIH, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her des…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and now I can look at pictures of cats all day while Facebook chatting!"
The next morning, Barbie give…
After class Barbie decided to hack not one, not two, but three computers with one male to male USB cable. Her boyfriends had no idea how she managed to do it or why there were randoms 0's and 1's on the middle computer
After class Barbie decided to…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Physics attributes and rendering are already done - by me - for much of the game. What have you done?" she asked.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it dual-boots into Linux! "No more incompatibility," says Barbie, "but next time you might want to check the compatibility wiki before buying a new laptop." "You are just too cool, Barbie!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
Nadat Smartsite weer is gecrashed, doet Barbie een IISReset. Na verloop van tijd roept Barbie: "De site werkt weer".
Nadat Smartsite weer is gecra…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Programming is not a team sport," Barbie says. "I already coded in the physics attributes. That's one of the hardest parts, you know."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"Hey, why don't we watch this movie I found in one of the dusty bookshelves while we're waiting for the code to compile!", Barbie suggests. Steve isn't listening, because he never learned to consider other people's thoughts.
"Hey, why don't we watch this…
Barbie's screen starts blinking. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper. "Um, nope. It's just unplugged, dude," Barbie retorts.
Barbie's screen starts blinki…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "I programmed a few physics attributes for the character last night. Let's work on the easing function calls," Barbie says.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper. "Nope," Barbie said. "It's not plugged in and the battery died. Someone must have unplugged it earlier," Barbie said. She continued, "You did check to make sure it was plugged in before you thought it had a virus... didn't you?"
Barbie tries to email her des…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."lulz
"It will go faster if Brian a…
And now i'm phishing that little girl: she did an awful haircut.
And now i'm phishing that lit…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it." lulz
"It will go faster if Brian a…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my music files are lost, too!"
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
Cyberspace. A consensual hallucination experienced daily by billions of legitimate operators, in every nation, by children being taught mathematical concepts... A graphic representation of data abstracted from the banks of every computer in the human system. Unthinkable complexity. Lines of light ranged in the nonspace of the mind, clusters and constellations of data. Like city lights, receding...
Cyberspace. A consensual hall…
Cyberspace. A consensual hallucination experienced daily by billions of legitimate operators, in every nation, by children being taught mathematical concepts... A graphic representation of data abstracted from banks of every computer in the human system. Unthinkable complexity. Lines of light ranged in the nonspace of the mind, clusters and constellations of data. Like city lights, receding...
Cyberspace. A consensual hall…
"I just ripped a DVD of the new Game of Thrones episode. Check it out out Steven!" exclaims Barbie. "Dude! Sweet!" shouts Steven. David admonishes, "you wouldn't steal a car..."
"I just ripped a DVD of the n…
At computer class, Cat Lady Barbie presents the Super Secret Illicit Software she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for #stoprush "I guess I CAN rid the world of Rush's filth and piss off Brian too!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Cat Lady B…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to implement extra if-defs to make it more optimized on windows." "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits barbie with a pollow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
What the hell is this? A Bluray? What year are you guys living in? My code's on github and the assets are in S3. You guys embarrass me. If you need a shuttle I have usb3 msata in my purse... at least it's read write. And you guys call yourself geeks? You make Barbie sad.
What the hell is this? A Blu…
"Come on over to the Pitt Women in Computer Science meeting this Thursday," Barbie said. "We don't pull this kind of shit."
"Come on over to the Pitt Wom…
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