Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Nadat Smartsite weer is gecrashed, doet Barbie een IISReset. Na verloop van tijd roept Barbie: "De site werkt weer".
Nadat Smartsite weer is gecra…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Programming is not a team sport," Barbie says. "I already coded in the physics attributes. That's one of the hardest parts, you know."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"Hey, why don't we watch this movie I found in one of the dusty bookshelves while we're waiting for the code to compile!", Barbie suggests. Steve isn't listening, because he never learned to consider other people's thoughts.
"Hey, why don't we watch this…
Barbie's screen starts blinking. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper. "Um, nope. It's just unplugged, dude," Barbie retorts.
Barbie's screen starts blinki…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "I programmed a few physics attributes for the character last night. Let's work on the easing function calls," Barbie says.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper. "Nope," Barbie said. "It's not plugged in and the battery died. Someone must have unplugged it earlier," Barbie said. She continued, "You did check to make sure it was plugged in before you thought it had a virus... didn't you?"
Barbie tries to email her des…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."lulz
"It will go faster if Brian a…
And now i'm phishing that little girl: she did an awful haircut.
And now i'm phishing that lit…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it." lulz
"It will go faster if Brian a…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my music files are lost, too!"
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
Cyberspace. A consensual hallucination experienced daily by billions of legitimate operators, in every nation, by children being taught mathematical concepts... A graphic representation of data abstracted from the banks of every computer in the human system. Unthinkable complexity. Lines of light ranged in the nonspace of the mind, clusters and constellations of data. Like city lights, receding...
Cyberspace. A consensual hall…
Cyberspace. A consensual hallucination experienced daily by billions of legitimate operators, in every nation, by children being taught mathematical concepts... A graphic representation of data abstracted from banks of every computer in the human system. Unthinkable complexity. Lines of light ranged in the nonspace of the mind, clusters and constellations of data. Like city lights, receding...
Cyberspace. A consensual hall…
"I just ripped a DVD of the new Game of Thrones episode. Check it out out Steven!" exclaims Barbie. "Dude! Sweet!" shouts Steven. David admonishes, "you wouldn't steal a car..."
"I just ripped a DVD of the n…
At computer class, Cat Lady Barbie presents the Super Secret Illicit Software she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for #stoprush "I guess I CAN rid the world of Rush's filth and piss off Brian too!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Cat Lady B…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to implement extra if-defs to make it more optimized on windows." "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits barbie with a pollow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
What the hell is this? A Bluray? What year are you guys living in? My code's on github and the assets are in S3. You guys embarrass me. If you need a shuttle I have usb3 msata in my purse... at least it's read write. And you guys call yourself geeks? You make Barbie sad.
What the hell is this? A Blu…
"Come on over to the Pitt Women in Computer Science meeting this Thursday," Barbie said. "We don't pull this kind of shit."
"Come on over to the Pitt Wom…
Her professor was harsh, but fair. "Barbie, I'm afraid the graphics aren't very good. It's a start, but they're obviously rushed. However, it looks like your code is almost flawless, and the bugs remaining are negligible. Overall, I'm giving you an A for programming this engine out so well in only 3 weeks, but I'll have to give your design team a B-. If you can do the hard work and long hours, so can the boys."
Her professor was harsh, but …
"Ms. Smith," Barbie asks as she raises her hand? "Yes, Barbie. What is it," the teacher asked on baited breath. "Your binary has a typo in it."
"Ms. Smith," Barbie asks as s…
Skipper dives to grab her laptop before Barbie can reach it. "Whoa!" She shouts. "Don't you know not to touch a laptop before the browser history's been cleared?"
Skipper dives to grab her lap…
Skipper greets her sister with a cheery "Good morning, Barbie!" "Oh, Christ, is it morning already?" Barbie replies. Barbie has been up all night coding again. Skipper knows that Barbie is deep in Hack Mode, so she pours her sister some orange juice and calls herself an Uber for the ride to school.
Skipper greets her sister wit…
Barbie listens intently as her professor explains the latest programming concepts. She feels confident that these new and advanced theories could really improve her skill set, and is excited to try them out.
Barbie listens intently as he…
"I'm just finishing my implementation of the simplex algorithm. Now I'll be able to find good approximations to certain classes of hard problems within a good smoothed running time!"
"I'm just finishing my implem…
I've no idea how to do this smoke sim, but I told the boss I could do it. I'll use the 'unresponsive render farm' excuse again!
I've no idea how to do this s…
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