Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Check out this raytraced scene of a dog and her doghouse! Getting the subsurface scattering in the fur was really tricky.
Check out this raytraced scen…
Barbie tries to execute the code Steven wrote to implement her design, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "#$%$ freaking windows 8" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper go to the command line and run the .exe. The code doesn't execute, throwing an error that indicates a typo. "Looks like Steven screwed up, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to execute the c…
Ok for the teens out there, you don't need f-bombs or tequila to be successful in this industry, I swear. Well actually maybe you do.
Ok for the teens out there, y…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Yes, of course. Not just you, everyone with a device can play it. I will have the game programmed in a couple hours. Steven is creating the graphics and Brian is trying to market it. Just a little bit patience!" Barbie says.
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"Not to worry, Skipper," says Barbie. "When I get back from school I will debug and make a fix for the virus." "Yes! I remember when you did that for Steven last time and saved all his graphic designs" Skipper replies as she throws away the pillow to grab her Programming with C++ book and puts it in her backpack.
"Not to worry, Skipper," says…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Beth's help to turn it into a real game! The red balloon still doesn't work."
"I'm only creating the design…
I'm using this laptop I "borrowed" to doxx the heads of various fracking companies.
I'm using this laptop I "borr…
"No Barbie, there's no need to get angry at them! They just want to stand up for ethics in games journalism. That's what started it all in the first place."
"No Barbie, there's no need t…
"So what do you think of my code?" Skipper asked Barbie, her older sister and well-respected C hacker. "Skipper... this is full of gotos." Barbie sighed.
"So what do you think of my c…
When Barbie runs her code, her program throws an exception. "Ha," looks like you're not the elite programmer today," jokes Skipper. "Oh, doh," says Barbie, "I'm trying to index an array with a string. I need to cast that as an int." On only the second try, Barbie's program runs beautifully. "I love it, Barbie. You're brilliant!" says Skipper.
When Barbie runs her code, he…
After class, Steven and Brian see Barbie in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I wanted to understand how that virus worked, so I'm just reverse engineering the code. It's a lot of work, but I've got the hang of it now. I need some energy to write the program to recover all of Skipper's deleted files. Could one of you get me a cup of coffee? Thanks!"
After class, Steven and Brian…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Sure, you can be my beta tester," Barbie says, laughing, "That way, you can help me improve the game and my skills!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"Help me, Skipper," says Barbie. "Lisa Frank vomited all over my bedroom and I feel a seizure coming on."
"Help me, Skipper," says Barb…
"Ugh, this merge conflict is really bad," says Barbie. "Why did they have to modify 50 files at once?" "Let me pour you some coffee, then we'll pair on resolving it, big sister," says Skipper.
"Ugh, this merge conflict is …
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need some time to think about my options before I focus and get to the coding that will turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"Hey Steven, why don't you pop in the Defcon 22 CD while we test our game code?" "Sounds good, Barbie! Love me some Dual Core."
"Hey Steven, why don't you po…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Thanks! And since I programmed his collar to be a wifi intercepter, I think I will call him WarDoggeh. Watch out Steven and Brian!" said Barbie.
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
“It will go faster if Brian and I help by getting you some snacks,” offers Steven. “Great!” says Barbie. “Steven, this will take two seconds, I am going to re-image Skipper’s computer, Skipper was really smart and had the most updated security software on her laptop, I can show you how to do this."
“It will go faster if Brian a…
Hurry up, Barbie! We're going to be late to PyLadies!
Hurry up, Barbie! We're going…
"Oh my gosh", said Barbie, "Someone is wrong on the internet!"
"Oh my gosh", said Barbie, "S…
Skipper says, "I'm have so much fun pair programming with you, Barbie!" "Me too!!" says Barbie.
Skipper says, "I'm have so mu…
Hey Skipper, can you pour some Soylent for me, too?
Hey Skipper, can you pour som…