Feminist Hacker Barbie

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For no reason at all, Kylie takes on REGEDIT again. Two laptops = double that HAXX0RZ!
For no reason at all, Kylie t…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," says Steven. "It's sweet of you to offer," says Barbie, "but I've got this, thanks." Steven nods, and he and Brian leave. Barbie sits down and cracks her knuckles, ready to solve the problem in front of her.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"What's up sis?" asks Skipper. "Ugh, I'm 10 hours into debugging a race condition in this shitty Intel wireless driver." exclaims Barbie. "Why did I choose to be a kernel hacker, I could have done so much more with my life!"
"What's up sis?" asks Skipper…
Le BIOS n'était pas protégé alors, j'ai booté avec un Live Debian, et j'ai fait un Dual-boot, j'ai enfin une vrai machine qui tourne.
Le BIOS n'était pas protégé a…
This is like one of those awkward diversity photos that companies put out to try and convince people their engineering staff isn't all white and asian dudes.
This is like one of those awk…
"Who needs a split ergonomic keyboard when you can just buy two laptops?"
"Who needs a split ergonomic …
After class, Steven and Brian come across Barbie typing furiously in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "Skippers computer has been rootkitted, and I thought it'd be an interesting exercise to recreate the MBR by hand."
After class, Steven and Brian…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you go get me some coffee?" "Sure!" says Steven. “The cafeteria usually has good coffee."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Skipper asks Barbie to help her on a programming assignment for her introductory data structures class. "This code is fucking terrible." says Barbie. "Why are you using *another* list to reverse a linked list? Can't you do it in place n00b?. Also your editor sucks, who uses gedit?"
Skipper asks Barbie to help h…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, “I won’t have the lower-level code done until tomorrow."
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"In order to fix these computers we must first plug in the PS1", says Brian, "it can't get viruses". "Here, let me try and infect it with 'Ratchet and Clank' that I downloaded off of piratebay", replied Barbie.
"In order to fix these comput…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "How bout you stop fucking around with the monitor cable and actually do something useful?"
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got CIH, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her des…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and now I can look at pictures of cats all day while Facebook chatting!"
The next morning, Barbie give…
After class Barbie decided to hack not one, not two, but three computers with one male to male USB cable. Her boyfriends had no idea how she managed to do it or why there were randoms 0's and 1's on the middle computer
After class Barbie decided to…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Physics attributes and rendering are already done - by me - for much of the game. What have you done?" she asked.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it dual-boots into Linux! "No more incompatibility," says Barbie, "but next time you might want to check the compatibility wiki before buying a new laptop." "You are just too cool, Barbie!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
Nadat Smartsite weer is gecrashed, doet Barbie een IISReset. Na verloop van tijd roept Barbie: "De site werkt weer".
Nadat Smartsite weer is gecra…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Programming is not a team sport," Barbie says. "I already coded in the physics attributes. That's one of the hardest parts, you know."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"Hey, why don't we watch this movie I found in one of the dusty bookshelves while we're waiting for the code to compile!", Barbie suggests. Steve isn't listening, because he never learned to consider other people's thoughts.
"Hey, why don't we watch this…
Barbie's screen starts blinking. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper. "Um, nope. It's just unplugged, dude," Barbie retorts.
Barbie's screen starts blinki…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "I programmed a few physics attributes for the character last night. Let's work on the easing function calls," Barbie says.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper. "Nope," Barbie said. "It's not plugged in and the battery died. Someone must have unplugged it earlier," Barbie said. She continued, "You did check to make sure it was plugged in before you thought it had a virus... didn't you?"
Barbie tries to email her des…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."lulz
"It will go faster if Brian a…
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