Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Barbie. "Fantastic!" says Steven. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Barbie. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her twitter drafts, as well?" "Totes," says Steven.
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"Mrs Smith, I see you're busy looking through the gray binary representation, with the hamming code stuck on the end. I've written an enigma based output based on 3 strips of rolled up paper and hair to represent the connections between the reflector and the cylinders with this pen that i've carved out of the ironwood trunk with a spoon that i fashioned through my 3D metal resin printer."
"Mrs Smith, I see you're busy…
Diligently, with her slender finger, edits the crontab to run [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo *oops* . Pleased with her work, she flashes a smile at skipper and says, "I finished installing my roulette game" and smirks.
Diligently, with her slender …
Teacher: "Barbie, what does a programmer do?" Barbie: "A programmer is an essayist who works with traditional aesthetic and literary forms as well as mathematical concepts, to communicate the way that an algorithm works and to convince a reader that the results will be correct."
Teacher: "Barbie, what does a…
"Hey Skipper, i've embedded an NFC chip in my hand that is attached to a microcontroller and nano hypodermic needles. This will automatically sequence the genome of anyone I come into contact with through my LTE device bangle and thus provide irrefutable authentication that you are who you say you are. High Five!!!"
"Hey Skipper, i've embedded a…
«Ca ira plus vite si Brian et moi t'aidons», propose Steven. «Vous voulez rire ? répond Barbie. Vous gravez encore tous vos fichiers sur CD-rom alors que j'ai fait une sauvegarde des miens dans le Cloud. Evidemment, je les ai crypté au préalable, parce qu'on ne peut pas être totalement sûr que personne n'y ait accès»
«Ca ira plus vite si Brian et…
"This networked agent is able to function across browsers through a COMET interface and transfers it's neural network in 2KB chunks across a pool of 55,000 participating users, and is able to identify independently moving chunks of gaussian blurred chocolate bars 2 meters away while barking. The flowers are just for show." "Good going"
"This networked agent is able…
I've successfully written a usb to hdmi driver that doesn't buffer and shares display memory across two independent devices without ring0 access, that will now display this mind mapping app that I've just written in memoriam of Ada Lovelace in Adascript, a javascript engine that converts Ada to a fortran like language and into javascript.
I've successfully written a u…
I've successfully written a usb to hdmi driver that doesn't buffer and shares display memory across two independent devices without ring0 access, that will now display this mind mapping app that I've just written in memoriam of Ada Lovelace in Adascript, a javascript engine that converts Ada to a fortran like language and into javascript.
I've successfully written a u…
"It will go faster if you boys just get out of here and let me work. Maybe make a Taco Bell run?
"It will go faster if you boy…
"Hey Tijs, wat moet ik aan met al deze span-styles? Ik word er gek van!" "Misschien moet je geen noodles eten boven je toetsenbord, Randolf!"
"Hey Tijs, wat moet ik aan me…
"I've removed the mcu on the cpu itself and soldered a custom fpga solution on the mounts. Your floating point operations will now be a quintillion times more accurate. I'm sure the event horizon simulation you were working on will finish in log(n) time."
"I've removed the mcu on the …
ALL UR BASE BELONG TO BARBIE
ALL UR BASE BELONG TO BARBIE
Barbie. After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hey Barbie, I heard both your's and Skipper's laptops got crashed. How'd you send those prototypes now, you have to do it all again." Barbie: "Yeah Skipper tried to dual boot both of them and ended up crashing the hard disks. I am sending those final prototypes. I recoverd all the files, Recuva did it all. Few commands and are all files were back, not a single one corrupted, much sectors weren't overwritten yet. Yeah, check your mail now."
Barbie. After class, Barbie m…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I just push the new version to Github. I fixed your bugs. Test this and if it works on your old phone, I'll merge it with Master."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Brian and Steve love the robopuppy designs and they think lots of people will want to play the game. They want to use crowdfunding to sell it. Steve shows Barbie his marketing campaign, while Brian takes screenshots of the game to use on the crowdfunding site.
Brian and Steve love the robo…
It took a month for the gestalt of drugs and tension he moved through to turn those perpetually startled eyes into wells of reflexive need. He'd watched her personality fragment, calving like an iceberg, splinters drifting away, and finally he'd seen the raw need, the hungry armature of addiction. He'd watched her track the next hit with a concentration that reminded him of the mantises they sold in stalls along Shiga, beside tanks of blue mutant carp and crickets caged in bamboo.
It took a month for the gesta…
"Alright, my computer got BSoD and instead I will poop for a week." says Barbie. "Poop emoji is great, teacher."
"Alright, my computer got BSo…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed - and the successful crowdfunding campaign. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit for running the team. "Remember; you have to think about security and design as well as code when you're a computer engineer like me!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"I'm creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "If we don't have a strong design and a good story, it won't make sense when I start coding and the boys work on the marketing."
"I'm creating the design idea…
Après les cours, Barbie retrouve Steven et Brian. «Salut les gars ! dit Barbie. Je suis en train de reformater mon ordinateur pour le revendre et en acheter un noir, je ne vois vraiment pas pourquoi je devrais avoir un laptop rose sous prétexte que je suis une fille».
Après les cours, Barbie retro…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I'm nearly done, those Iranian nuclear scientists won't know what hit them."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I'm just starting on my design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need to put in a lot of work to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm just starting on my desi…
Barbie was browsing through profiles on the new dating website she discovered, when her sister came in for a juice. "Sis, you shouldn't publish your naked pictures on the net, Google doesn't forget." "What's the big deal? You know I can make lots of money by selling them? You're so '90s..."
Barbie was browsing through p…
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