Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

"Wow rearranging the molecular arrangement of these 3 oranges into a calabi yau manifold through introduction of a quantum shim has resulted in truly delicious ice cream with a smooth sorbet like finish."
"Wow rearranging the molecula…
"What do you mean the code's on this disc?! My laptop doesn't even have a drive that can read this thing!"
"What do you mean the code's …
"Thank you, Barbie! You saved my life!" exclaims Steven.
"Thank you, Barbie! You saved…
WHEN YOU CODE SO HARD YOUR MONITORS CRACK. #GANGSTER
WHEN YOU CODE SO HARD YOUR MO…
At computer class it's hold your utensils in an awkward way day. Mrs. Smith is bumping dope tunes on her Beats by Dre Pill. Meanwhile she doesn't even realize Barbie just trojaned the headmasters laptop. Shiny!
At computer class it's hold y…
"C'mon man, (?y.M)[x := N] ? ?y.(M[x := N]), if x ? y, provided y ? FV(N) is the process of replacing all free occurrences of V in the expression E with expression R." "Damn, thanks Barbie!" says Steven.
"C'mon man, (?y.M)[x := N] ? …
-"A mí me encanta, si fuera por mí lo dejamos... pero..." Espetó Kyros dudoso ante la muestra. -"Bueno, en una semana los chicos te preparan 32 niveles nuevos, así que estamos bien" Dijo Barbie sin dejar pensar a Kyros. -"Podemos hacer una reunión de 5 horas y media para estimar cuánto nos puede llevar dibujar una zapatilla" Dijo Jorjón, sin poder evitar los ojos fogozos de Kyros apuntándole.
-"A mí me encanta, si fuera p…
"There we go!" said Barbie. "I've got systemd up and running for you along with Wayland."
"There we go!" said Barbie. …
"Great job Steven not only did we finish and get an A+ on our assignment we also got rid of that asshole Steve" says Barbie giving Steve a high five
"Great job Steven not only di…
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"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only the lead architect on the project. Who knows when it will see production," Barbie says, laughing, "Steven and Brian are still working on robot kitty development. Behind as always!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
-"Mirá Barbie, este el Final Fantasy 6!" Dijo Reno, algo excitado. -"Un CD para este juego de mierda?" Respondió Barbie, anonadada por el tamaño de un juego tan simple y zozo. -"Deberíamos hacer una meeting y planear un mes la optimización de este juego choto" Agregó Jorjón, sin mirar a los dos jovenes.
-"Mirá Barbie, este el Final …
"Who uses the async module like this?" Barbie muttered. "You two idiots shouldn't be standing there like you're proud of what you've done."
"Who uses the async module li…
"Ay, si los chicos no le meten con la programación, voy a hacerles una meeting en Manpower!" Dijo Barbie, preocupada por el Gantt de Jorge.
"Ay, si los chicos no le mete…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. I'm not actually a computer engineer, I'm a software engineer!
"I'm only creating the design…
It's a UNIX System! I know this!
It's a UNIX System! I know th…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "Just got done testing out program for platform-independence; we're good-to-go!"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Too many Trello cards, so little time..." sighed Barbie.
"Too many Trello cards, so li…
<strong>At computer class</strong>, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
<strong>At computer class</st…
When suddenly Johnny gets the feeling he's being surrounded by horses, horses, horses, horses coming in in all directions white shining silver studs with their nose in flames, He saw horses, horses, horses, horses, horses, horses, horses, horses.
When suddenly Johnny gets the…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to test it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
María quería revisar sus notificaciones y mensajes de Facebook en la computadora de Barbie. —Aléjate de mi computadora, perra.
María quería revisar sus noti…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Yes, you can! Oliver Bendel, a prof for machine ethics, is creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "And I turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Skipper accidentally spilled water on her desktop. "Oh no!" cried Barbie, she immediately removed the battery from Skipper's machine. "Let's wait for this to dry off before you use it again, Skipper", she said, "we don't want to risk electrical damage."
Skipper accidentally spilled …
"We did it! We actually got into the back files! I can't believe how easy it was!" Barbie exclaimed. "420yoloblazeit barbie" replied uber1337hackers0n.
"We did it! We actually got i…
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