Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Great job Steven not only did we finish and get an A+ on our assignment we also got rid of that asshole Steve" says Barbie giving Steve a high five
"Great job Steven not only di…
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"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only the lead architect on the project. Who knows when it will see production," Barbie says, laughing, "Steven and Brian are still working on robot kitty development. Behind as always!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
-"Mirá Barbie, este el Final Fantasy 6!" Dijo Reno, algo excitado. -"Un CD para este juego de mierda?" Respondió Barbie, anonadada por el tamaño de un juego tan simple y zozo. -"Deberíamos hacer una meeting y planear un mes la optimización de este juego choto" Agregó Jorjón, sin mirar a los dos jovenes.
-"Mirá Barbie, este el Final …
"Who uses the async module like this?" Barbie muttered. "You two idiots shouldn't be standing there like you're proud of what you've done."
"Who uses the async module li…
"Ay, si los chicos no le meten con la programación, voy a hacerles una meeting en Manpower!" Dijo Barbie, preocupada por el Gantt de Jorge.
"Ay, si los chicos no le mete…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. I'm not actually a computer engineer, I'm a software engineer!
"I'm only creating the design…
It's a UNIX System! I know this!
It's a UNIX System! I know th…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "Just got done testing out program for platform-independence; we're good-to-go!"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Too many Trello cards, so little time..." sighed Barbie.
"Too many Trello cards, so li…
<strong>At computer class</strong>, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
<strong>At computer class</st…
When suddenly Johnny gets the feeling he's being surrounded by horses, horses, horses, horses coming in in all directions white shining silver studs with their nose in flames, He saw horses, horses, horses, horses, horses, horses, horses, horses.
When suddenly Johnny gets the…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to test it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
María quería revisar sus notificaciones y mensajes de Facebook en la computadora de Barbie. —Aléjate de mi computadora, perra.
María quería revisar sus noti…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Yes, you can! Oliver Bendel, a prof for machine ethics, is creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "And I turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Skipper accidentally spilled water on her desktop. "Oh no!" cried Barbie, she immediately removed the battery from Skipper's machine. "Let's wait for this to dry off before you use it again, Skipper", she said, "we don't want to risk electrical damage."
Skipper accidentally spilled …
"We did it! We actually got into the back files! I can't believe how easy it was!" Barbie exclaimed. "420yoloblazeit barbie" replied uber1337hackers0n.
"We did it! We actually got i…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Barbie. "Fantastic!" says Steven. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Barbie. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her twitter drafts, as well?" "Totes," says Steven.
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"Mrs Smith, I see you're busy looking through the gray binary representation, with the hamming code stuck on the end. I've written an enigma based output based on 3 strips of rolled up paper and hair to represent the connections between the reflector and the cylinders with this pen that i've carved out of the ironwood trunk with a spoon that i fashioned through my 3D metal resin printer."
"Mrs Smith, I see you're busy…
Diligently, with her slender finger, edits the crontab to run [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo *oops* . Pleased with her work, she flashes a smile at skipper and says, "I finished installing my roulette game" and smirks.
Diligently, with her slender …
Teacher: "Barbie, what does a programmer do?" Barbie: "A programmer is an essayist who works with traditional aesthetic and literary forms as well as mathematical concepts, to communicate the way that an algorithm works and to convince a reader that the results will be correct."
Teacher: "Barbie, what does a…
"Hey Skipper, i've embedded an NFC chip in my hand that is attached to a microcontroller and nano hypodermic needles. This will automatically sequence the genome of anyone I come into contact with through my LTE device bangle and thus provide irrefutable authentication that you are who you say you are. High Five!!!"
"Hey Skipper, i've embedded a…
«Ca ira plus vite si Brian et moi t'aidons», propose Steven. «Vous voulez rire ? répond Barbie. Vous gravez encore tous vos fichiers sur CD-rom alors que j'ai fait une sauvegarde des miens dans le Cloud. Evidemment, je les ai crypté au préalable, parce qu'on ne peut pas être totalement sûr que personne n'y ait accès»
«Ca ira plus vite si Brian et…
"This networked agent is able to function across browsers through a COMET interface and transfers it's neural network in 2KB chunks across a pool of 55,000 participating users, and is able to identify independently moving chunks of gaussian blurred chocolate bars 2 meters away while barking. The flowers are just for show." "Good going"
"This networked agent is able…
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