Feminist Hacker Barbie

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I DESIGNED & BUILT A THREE-FOOT-TALL AUTOMATIC CHEF. IT LEARNED HOW TO COOK BY READING COOKBOOKS. I TAUGHT THE BOT HOW TO READ, DUH.
I DESIGNED & BUILT A THREE-FO…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she both programmed and designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie an iOS developer license to distribute her app through the App Store! Barbie's terrific computer skills have earned her much prestige in the gaming community. "I'm a L33T H@CK0R!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
Barbie: Fuckoff. Coding.    Steven: Uhmm... Barbie: Wait. No, bring coffee Brian: Uh. OK. Barbie: *Then* fuck off.
Barbie: Fuckoff. Coding.    …
Steven tells Brian: "We are so lucky to have Barbie, I will never understand anything to this!"
Steven tells Brian: "We are s…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "You better!" Skipper replies as she angrily hits Barbie with a cement pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
"Your robot puppy is such a sweet hack, B."says Skipper. "Can I review your latest commit?" "I'm currently refactoring the weighting algorithm for its sensory neural net. There are a number of gerrits already assigned to Steve and Brian which you could pick up?" Barbie says. Skipper replies, "I'm on it! Steven and Brian's seem to be occupied with test automation at the moment."
"Your robot puppy is such a s…
"These are only the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need to work with the other members of my team to turn it into a real game!"
"These are only the design id…
"Wow rearranging the molecular arrangement of these 3 oranges into a calabi yau manifold through introduction of a quantum shim has resulted in truly delicious ice cream with a smooth sorbet like finish."
"Wow rearranging the molecula…
"What do you mean the code's on this disc?! My laptop doesn't even have a drive that can read this thing!"
"What do you mean the code's …
"Thank you, Barbie! You saved my life!" exclaims Steven.
"Thank you, Barbie! You saved…
WHEN YOU CODE SO HARD YOUR MONITORS CRACK. #GANGSTER
WHEN YOU CODE SO HARD YOUR MO…
At computer class it's hold your utensils in an awkward way day. Mrs. Smith is bumping dope tunes on her Beats by Dre Pill. Meanwhile she doesn't even realize Barbie just trojaned the headmasters laptop. Shiny!
At computer class it's hold y…
"C'mon man, (?y.M)[x := N] ? ?y.(M[x := N]), if x ? y, provided y ? FV(N) is the process of replacing all free occurrences of V in the expression E with expression R." "Damn, thanks Barbie!" says Steven.
"C'mon man, (?y.M)[x := N] ? …
-"A mí me encanta, si fuera por mí lo dejamos... pero..." Espetó Kyros dudoso ante la muestra. -"Bueno, en una semana los chicos te preparan 32 niveles nuevos, así que estamos bien" Dijo Barbie sin dejar pensar a Kyros. -"Podemos hacer una reunión de 5 horas y media para estimar cuánto nos puede llevar dibujar una zapatilla" Dijo Jorjón, sin poder evitar los ojos fogozos de Kyros apuntándole.
-"A mí me encanta, si fuera p…
"There we go!" said Barbie. "I've got systemd up and running for you along with Wayland."
"There we go!" said Barbie. …
"Great job Steven not only did we finish and get an A+ on our assignment we also got rid of that asshole Steve" says Barbie giving Steve a high five
"Great job Steven not only di…
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"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only the lead architect on the project. Who knows when it will see production," Barbie says, laughing, "Steven and Brian are still working on robot kitty development. Behind as always!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
-"Mirá Barbie, este el Final Fantasy 6!" Dijo Reno, algo excitado. -"Un CD para este juego de mierda?" Respondió Barbie, anonadada por el tamaño de un juego tan simple y zozo. -"Deberíamos hacer una meeting y planear un mes la optimización de este juego choto" Agregó Jorjón, sin mirar a los dos jovenes.
-"Mirá Barbie, este el Final …
"Who uses the async module like this?" Barbie muttered. "You two idiots shouldn't be standing there like you're proud of what you've done."
"Who uses the async module li…
"Ay, si los chicos no le meten con la programación, voy a hacerles una meeting en Manpower!" Dijo Barbie, preocupada por el Gantt de Jorge.
"Ay, si los chicos no le mete…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. I'm not actually a computer engineer, I'm a software engineer!
"I'm only creating the design…
It's a UNIX System! I know this!
It's a UNIX System! I know th…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "Just got done testing out program for platform-independence; we're good-to-go!"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Too many Trello cards, so little time..." sighed Barbie.
"Too many Trello cards, so li…
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