Feminist Hacker Barbie

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LOOK AT THE SIDE OF MY LAPTOP, IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO BE PASSING YOUR TESTS.
LOOK AT THE SIDE OF MY LAPTOP…
"I'm only building the prototype," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help market it!"
"I'm only building the protot…
"Have you tried turning it off and on again?" - Barbie asked her friend sitting next to the pink notebook with some weird keyboard and fake slots. "Damn, I forgot. It always helps. Thank you Barbie!" "And you little silly, stop plugging router in to the screen, it won't work. Here, take this CD and play yourself. I'm gonna fix this mess"
"Have you tried turning it of…
"I'm only creating the software architecture," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to make it look nice!"
"I'm only creating the softwa…
"I'm not slacking off" Barbie says, laughing. "I'm just eating this yoghurt while my code's compiling!"
"I'm not slacking off" Barbie…
"I'm only creating the software architecture," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's make it look nice!"
"I'm only creating the softwa…
"We're a great team" Steven grinned, hi-fiving Barbie. "Yup, I even had to show you a few tricks or two from retrieving an encrypted file from Windows 32 sys directory." Barbie smiled. "Ahaha you got me there, I forgot how to do that!"Steven laughed "Even a girl beats me, man I'm such a loser." "Nothing to do with being a loser or a girl, I'm a computer engineer after all!" Barbie exclaimed. "Anyone can do it if they give it a try!"
"We're a great team" Steven g…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I am trying to write an iPhone app with Xcode but it keeps crashing my laptop, I think I might have a virus or something!".
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Oh no!" Barbie exclaims while clicking the curly bracket on her screen. She is panicking that her latest game code is not quite up to scratch. "Don't stress sis," says Skipper helpfully while pouring a glass of orange juice."I'm learning about Java in school. I can help too!"
"Oh no!" Barbie exclaims whil…
Actually, it's about popped collars in computer class
Actually, it's about popped c…
THANKS OBAMA!
THANKS OBAMA!
"Skipper! You must allow me to rewrite that UEFI code to take advantage of the new encryption protocol RUDOLPH together with the manufacturer key that allows everyone to multiboot to Plan9, freebsd, macosx and that ported version of NextOS. Your adherence to a single boot OS with a paravirt guest OS is just foolish to us bare metal ladies."
"Skipper! You must allow me t…
Why do these idiots always md5 their passwords....
Why do these idiots always md…
Did you try to turn it off and on again?
Did you try to turn it off an…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "You better never touch it again!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow. "Or I'll install Plan 9 on yours!"
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
"Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in again? Here, let me help," offers Steven. "Stop!" says Barbie. "I'm in the middle of a file transfer! Brian, stop messing with my laptop! Can you boys just go get me some coffee or something? I'll be done much faster if you just let me work." "Sure!" says Steven. "We'll be right back."
"Have you tried unplugging it…
Master Sensei teaches the newbs about crypto. The guy with the popped collar is a mole from the NSA. Barbie knows this, and has already planned to seduce and kill him.
Master Sensei teaches the new…
Hey guys, you can't help me, im too busy working 2 laptops because im just such a 1337 h4x0r you noobs just go get me a cup of coffe. Or don't. I'll just order my super skilled robot dog I designed take care of it. Can you burn Kali Linux on something though? I'll need something newer than BackTrack to hack this school shit.
Hey guys, you can't help me, …
"Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in again? Here, let me help," offers Steven. "Stop!" says Barbie. "I'm in the middle of a file transfer! Steven, stop messing with my laptop! Can you boys just go get me some coffee or something? I'll be done much faster if you let me work." "Sure!" says Steven. "We'll be right back."
"Have you tried unplugging it…
"Premature optimization is the root of all evil," announces the teacher. "This isn't premature! I've profiled the app and it's too slow when the garbage collector runs!" she responds. "I need to allocate less on the heap!"
"Premature optimization is th…
"Julia, qu'est ce que tu fous, il y a plus de café !"
"Julia, qu'est ce que tu fous…
So this is a story about how I made a "freemium" flash game for my game design class and the ups and downs of working in a group. The teachers says she is worried if I can handle being the leader of this group or not. Bitch I was a doctor and flew a fucking spaceship I think I can handle it.
So this is a story about how …
Barbie was using Facebook in the library. Unfortunately, Creepy Uncle Zuckerberg was looking over her shoulder, forcing her to create a decentralized, spyware-free, #indie alternative. "I love protecting our fundamental freedoms & democracies", said Barbie.
Barbie was using Facebook in …
"I swear to God, I have HR on speed dial", said Barbie.
"I swear to God, I have HR on…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "After class I'll start making the code and I'll let you know once you can test it!"
"I'm only creating the design…
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