Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

Flute, la WAM UI est encore en carafe ! Et moi qui dois mettre en prod mon nouveau service de location de poney... Comment vais-je faire ?
Flute, la WAM UI est encore e…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "No! One wrong move," warns Barbie, "and this virus could make the nuclear power plant go into meltdown! I can't risk another one of your fuck ups, Steven."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, a member of her team, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie, "something's wrong with my computer!" Barbie and Skipper try to reboot it but nothing happens. "You may have gotten a virus, big sister," says Skipper. "Did you remember to back up your files?"
Barbie tries to email her des…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I'm just putting the final touches on my program and updating the software on my sisters computer too.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Begone wench!" cried Skipper. "Thou hast installed RegistryCleanerPro upon my computational device for the final time!"
"Begone wench!" cried Skipper…
"I'm starting by creating the design ideas first," Barbie says. "Then I'll work with my team to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm starting by creating the…
"36 hours chasing a Heisenbug, Linus raining insults down on me, and I'm starving and hallucinating. In need a beer, some Pad Thai and an Ambien."
"36 hours chasing a Heisenbug…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "Maybe I can ask my friends to recommend sites that can help me turn this into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"While my code compiles I will eat this caffeinated yoghurt," laughs Barbie "Caffeine and coding are a perfect match."
"While my code compiles I wil…
No time to talk. Hacking the planet.
No time to talk. Hacking the…
Barbie showed Steven and Brian that they were idiots by replacing their endless list of loops with much more efficient arrays. "See boys? The file size has halved."
Barbie showed Steven and Bria…
"It's alright guys," says Barbie, "I'm just about done getting rid of all of this spyware you installed, and I installed some anti-malware software for you too. Try to be more careful when you're on those dirty sites, ok?"
"It's alright guys," says Bar…
"I've collapsed that wave function of your simulated schroedinger's cat, and it's a series of concentric circles with gradients."
"I've collapsed that wave fun…
"If your computer gets a virus and crashes, how can you retrieve all the files you lost?" asks Barbie. "Gooogle that shit, Barbie!" says Ms. Smith, the teacher.
"If your computer gets a viru…
"The trick to a perfect high-5 is to look at the other person's elbow!" shouts Steven. "Suck it," says Barbie, "who cares about slapping hands when I just replaced the word ‘game’ with ‘poodle’ in all your IRC logs?"
"The trick to a perfect high-…
"Sucks to be you Skipper - I'm Audi and good luck getting back your illegal downloads!", mocked Barbie.
"Sucks to be you Skipper - I'…
"Barbie, get out of here before the Illuminati catches you!" "Metal doesn't melt at that temperature, Skipper! THINK!"
"Barbie, get out of here befo…
"Barbie, get out of here befor the Illuminati catches you!" "METAL DOESN'T MELT THAT QUICKLY, SKIPPER!"
"Barbie, get out of here befo…
It's alright, Steven. I'm almost done fixing your PC. I've also set up an antivirus for you. Try to keep it up to date this time! And be more careful when you're on those websites!
It's alright, Steven. I'm alm…
"Skipper, I've left instructions on how to delete your Internet history on the desktop in a text file." "You're the best, Barbie! Now One Direction will never see my draft fanfics."
"Skipper, I've left instructi…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian at the Python Code Dojo. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I've already made a start on the solution for a twenty questions game in pig latin."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Two laptops, three hackers," said Barbie. "We must do battle at once, using these hyper-luminescent circular handsaws." "Last one alive gets the monitor!" said Steve, stroking the DVI plug in anticipation.
"Two laptops, three hackers,"…
After class, Barbie sits programming in the library. "Hi Barbie," says Brian and Steven, "wanna come shopping with us?" "Sorry guys, I have to solve this first. But have fun you guys," says Barbie and stares back at the screen.
After class, Barbie sits prog…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I've only done the design," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need to turn it into a working game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"Please stop mansplaining Windows 8 to me."
"Please stop mansplaining Win…
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