User-Submitted Improvements

Mais bien sur que j'ai la solution ! Tu édites le smserver.exe à l'offset 0xB24A45D et tu remplaces le 0x45FF par un 0x9090
Mais bien sur que j'ai la sol…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "Since I'm yet to take the course that'll let me do it, I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"I've got Brian's anti-semetic manifesto from his hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And those 'other files', as well?" " Oh I've got everything," says Steven.  "That racist fuck is going down!"
"I've got Brian's anti-semeti…
"I'm only getting started on the design process," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need 2 more weeks to figure out how ptrace works before I can add support for the emulation for lx branded zones!"
"I'm only getting started on …
Hey guys, I heard of this thing called 2 girls 1 cup, lets watch?
Hey guys, I heard of this thi…
"Look," Barbie said,  "The whole point was to practice nuclear war without destroying ourselves; to get the computer to learn from mistakes we could not afford to make. Except, that I never could get Joshua to learn the most important lesson."
"Look," Barbie said, "The wh…
"What do you mean you aren't using VSC?" Barbie exclaimed.  Brain shrugged.
"We just never got around to installing, it, Barbie."  Barbie just shook he head.  "Don't tell me you guys are using Fibre Channel too?"  Steven nodded. "Well, why wouldn't we?"  Barbie shook her head as she downloaded VSC from the NetApp support site. "Because you've got brand new new Nexus Switches, that's why you fucking idiots."
"What do you mean you aren't …
Aie aie aie, mais comment vais-je faire ? Je sais, je vais appeler Fred ! Il aura surement la solution !
Aie aie aie, mais comment vai…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "Those accursed Gators have rused me again." "Quickly, open a Patreon!" cries Skipper. "We'll be rich! Rich, I tell you!"
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
"Jesus Christ, Barbie. These Furfreaks have gone too far.
"Jesus Christ, Barbie. These …
Après les cours, Barbie retrouve Steven et Brian. «Salut les gars, dit Barbie. Je suis en train de formater mon ordinateur pour le revendre et en acheter un noir, je ne vois vraiment pas pourquoi je devrais avoir un laptop rose sous prétexte que je suis une fille.»
Après les cours, Barbie retro…
"Yes, it's pure butter. Programmer fuel, I like to call it." The spoon is licked clean before its return to the tub.
"Yes, it's pure butter. Progr…
lol barbie
ur proving newfags cant triforce
lol barbie ur proving newfags…
"This netbook came prepackaged with Windows Vista!" Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need about 15 minutes to get it running with Ubuntu 14.10"
"This netbook came prepackage…
Congratulations on finishing the project on time Barbie and Steve you did very well, we had to fail Steve though because he didn't actually do anything the entire time except update his blog about how awesome a vegan he is.
Congratulations on finishing …
"36 hours chasing a Heisenbug, Linus raining insults down on me, and I'm starving and hallucinating. I need a beer, some Pad Thai and an Ambien."
"36 hours chasing a Heisenbug…
- Je sais ! Je vais réinstaller la FSS UI ! Au moins, celle-là elle marche à tous les coups ! Ken, c'est quoi déjà la commande ?
- T'as essayé "FORMAT C:" ? Le support CA dit que ça résout tous les problèmes !
- Je sais ! Je vais réinstall…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Actually" says Barbie "I'm just about... Done!" She closes the lap top with a satisfied smile. "I almost forgot thanks for the cookies Brian, my mom loves them, anyway I'm off to hockey practice, see you two later"
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"It will go faster if Brian and I get snacks," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Something without cheese dust. I don't want to have to fix the keyboard too."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"Back off, Barbie...  we're starting a CallOfDuty LAN party," said Rod. "LOL! A CD ROM?! Digital download FTW, fool," said UziU. "Researching an archived microfiche database...  could you postpone this gamerboy circle jerk," queried Barbie
"Back off, Barbie... we're s…
"IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL"? The hell? Someone tried to wait on a mutex in a DPC! Brian, can you go get me a coffee while I look at this call stack?
"IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL"? The…
"This command-line tool that I wrote should help you trace any bugs you encounter while interfacing with the architecture I designed," said Barbie. "It's easy enough that even a software engineer like you should be able to figure it out."
"This command-line tool that …
"I finished testing your fix to the branch, Barbie, and the bug is gone!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "I'm going to merge in Git and we'll be ready to release."
"I finished testing your fix …
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, it crashes. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper.

"I'm sorry that happened, sis. Don't worry, I'll help you get the files back!" says Barbie.
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "You can start by making me a brew." "Sure!" says Steven. "I'll do that and we'll give you some time alone to fix the problem so we don't distract you."
"It will go faster if Brian a…

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